and the next day, bernard goofy was fired. he gets a call from -- [inaudible] husband, and she said, bernard, would you come out this evening and cook, do a dinner for us. so he comes out, and someone says, well, what happened to you at mar-a-lago? i was fired. why were you fired? you were fired because mr. trump didn't like my caesar salad. and sea says -- she says, well, i'd like you to make that this evening for us. they all loved the caesar salad. and he worked two years here in montreal, and every evening, almost every evening they'd have this salad which is called the trump salad, and everybody loved it. [laughter] another chef he got -- and when you go to work for him, you've got to do it right. and this young chef comes in, and he knows that trump loves steak, okay? if -- what's the best steak in the world? kobe beef. so he orders these incredibly expensive steaks and grilled it so, again, it's black as the devil's soul. serves it to him, trump is just excited to cut into it, and he could cut it with a butter knife. he