let's show the clip of what dane happened upon.nds. what goes through your mind when this pops up on the screen? >> i knew the answer. i was like, what is i got [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: and while that is funny, but also not funny, were you ever able to recoup any of that money that you lost in that? >> my tour starts next week. so please come! please, please come! >> jimmy: this is like your first big tour in five years. >> it is. >> jimmy: why is it now? >> i'm coming up on 29 years doing stand-up comedy. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes, thank you. a standing ovation would have been appropriate. but i don't want it now. >> jimmy: at 30 you'll get it. they're waiting. >> at 30. took you a little time to play every video game possible. then i got bored and i was like, you got to pay your mortgage. and i put together some of the most dynamic, introspective and observational humor and worked on it in l.a. for the last couple years and now i'm bringing it to the masses. >> jimmy: you literally are. you're performing at radio city music hall

other than english you might find it has no idea what you're talking about that's nothing new for many danes it can't manage that one. i siri if it works in english. siri and similar apps and devices might seem all knowing but when it comes to recognizing danish they suddenly are a bunch of dumb dumb as the danish minister of health sophie looter demonstrates there my god except if you really i was treats our language is a barrier when using artificial intelligence. that's why the danish government is investing in a digital language database costing around four million euros. it will provide a language standard for danish authorities and public companies can contribute to tomorrow's green solutions better health and the growth of private companies. the language bank is part of the government's national strategy for artificial intelligence maybe then danish won't just sound like jibberish to siri. and staying with the agenda of the tech giants we cross over to our correspondent on wall street again scored a google has already impacted many aspects of our live of our lives now the company want

dane: i am calling is constrained continuity.continuity at the top, the current prime minister again, then you will have some kind of coalition underneath and opposition in parliament which hasn't been the case the last five years. the next six weeks before they announced the government there will be horse training in terms of who will form what, get what seats, as you expect in any coalition type outcome. we won't have a final six or so to speak -- fixer so to speak until may. haslinda: some say this is the best outcome in thailand to meet stability and peace. in the longer term divisions will appear and we could be back to coups and protest. dane: in the short-term that is true. stability is good. concerning iseen very few people have talked about what you said, how do you resolve this conflict between essentially north and south. thailand issue facing, competitiveness, education systems, aging demographics -- they are the fastest aging country in asia. aged22 they will be an society. that means productivity needs to go up. bot

we do not consider this proportions this is rather counterproductive the danes erecting the fence say they understand the frustration of their german neighbors but insist that it's necessary . especially with the with. this issue there have been outbreaks of african swine fever in belgium and in east and europe the virus spreads very quickly there is no cure there is no vaccine and it kills just about every animal that it infects in fact the only real good news is that it's not known to be any threat to humans that's twice as many as the wrong people in denmark and the annual exports of pig meat from the country said to be worth as much as four billion euros not so mention thirteen thousand jobs directly linked to the industry. just one case you know while for one case in a domestic peak there's enough to close the export so that's what we have been fearing when we don't know that your parent in china and south korea they close that will totally export from the country if they don't get their countries written by african swine fever to the same happened in czech republic same as happe

we do not consider this proportionate this is rather counterproductive the danes erecting the fence say they understand the frustration of their chynna neighbors but insist that it's necessary. that the states there have been outbreaks of african swine fever in belgium and in east and europe the virus spreads very quickly there is no cure there is no vaccine and it kills just about every animal that it infects in fact the only real good news is that it's not known to be any threat to humans that's twice as many as the wrong people in denmark and yet none. you will exports of big meat from the countryside to be worth as much as. heroes not to mention the thousand jobs that make the industry just one case in the wild for one creation or domestic peace there's enough to close the export so that's why we have to totally export from a country if they know it's their country it's written by african swine fever the same happened to little czech republic same has happened in the ability of an angry owner and for that matter the expats and we suspect that the symbol apple then what a border barr

we do not consider this proportion and this is rather counterproductive the danes erecting the fence say they understand the frustration of that you and the neighbors but insist that it's necessary. but they. said that this is. there have been outbreaks of african swine fever in belgium on the east and europe the virus spreads very quickly there is no cure there is no vaccine and it kills just about every animal that it infects in fact the only real good news is that it's not known to be any threat to humans so there's twice as many cases as the wrong people in denmark in the manual exports of pig meat from the country said to be worth as much as billion euros not to mention thirty thousand jobs wrecking the industry just one case in a while for one case in a domestic pig this enough to close the export so that's what we have been fearing when we don't that the parent in china and south korea they close. socially export from a country if they know it's a country stricken by african swine fever the same. topic same as happened in both yemen angry over and for that matter baltic states

and now dane has gotten to throw his first legal snowball in the town of severance, colorado.ok on his little brother and some friends in a completely law-abiding battle. that looks like a very satisfying throw of the snowball. >> what a lesson, civics, gee right there, watch out for that guy, capitol hill. still ahead, inside the most dangerous place on earth for children, we'll shed light on the struggle to save kids forced to become soldiers. (thunderclap) if your day doesn't unfold as predicted. unfold this. new neutrogena® makeup remover single. and remove 99% of makeup. 100% rain or shine. neutrogena®. 100% rain or shine. ok i'll admit. i didn't keep my place as clean as i would like 'cuz i'm way too busy. who's got the time to chase around down dirt, dust and hair? so now, i use heavy duty swiffer sweeper and dusters. for hard-to-reach places, duster makes it easy to clean. it captures dust in one swipe. ha! gotcha! and sweeper heavy duty cloths lock away twice as much dirt and dust. it gets stuff deep in the grooves other tools can miss. y'know what? my place... is a l

the danes in amazingly no one a. good new obama in our name is it. so stable one. million it will go. off. to nate deep. adiga tog. those stayed in their own the dinning going on in then and of a visit in. the myanmar minister of religion is at great pains to justify his government's policies regarding the range of prices to them. explaining that any concessions were enacted reluctantly. got. to my. five. zero zero zero zero zero to get. me. back. home to. be. based on it all to get a lot of signatures on a petition. supporting. public all the. interfaith marriage goals and think of them supports. huge neveh and i think this was a way of trying to guess the what is. this happens in the office is not. so. in the past it was the power of the gun and now it is the power of the vote and the legislature is really dominated by the us to be party a. boss those walls. and so above are. in straight. even twenty fifteen elections the votes are really tried to play a political role. and to explain that we're too he has visited sri lanka many times and i think it is a game and

and they have no idea how long the visa procedure vehicle inspection and people work will take hours danes or even. the drivers are also concerned for their safety as there has been violence here in recent years. ibrahim and i. have no alternative but to wait in a makeshift bedroom where there is no food and drink other than what they've brought with them and ramadan is approaching. zero zero zero. zero zero zero. zero. was service of looking. well. over the muck she. also was of other parts. i don't do that is a lot but since you got. a whole lot to move a lot of the you know what's going. on. the mother of those never did want to be a knowledge she tended to was not other members of the warlords who done. the most remarkable of what i'm going to give them a bit. more and more. and . for me really from her heart to the us is the most assume that people are struggling with. that it was new york made over the years in the market. and the shift. in the mood. of the buildings of the city in the service to. the service sheet of this is. that she had resources i'm sure say they must hold up. le

scoring his second goal of the season by eminent slater team of venice set up use of polson was and the dane made it to nil efter the break it got even worse for her to the bulls and was their tormentor again by lightning while flying above. just after the hour mark they made it four nil with a goal that will live long in the memory for polson and lights the beat rooney youngster in for a third time becoming the first player ever to score a bond as they get hatrick for light seek ye january signing amadou haidar rounded off the route of if five nil and like to get in control then the race for the champions league the believe the be like six close is challenges munching lot but have hit a rough patch of form lately and they had another tough day against just a little in the six minutes they need to run and passive aided mathias didn't and found rohan henning's been fired in the opening. soon after the hosts doubled their late run and was again the creator this time kevin sterger was the beneficiary of my above the disallowed of attack was relentless henning's out in his second of the game imp

at the danes they have a new. mosque we now know that forty one people have lost their lives. and at the lynwood mosque seven have lost their lives of the forty people who are being treated for christchurch hospital one has now passed. so the total number. of people have died in this horrendous event. forty nine so if one person a mile in his late twenty's has been charged with murder and should appear in the christchurch court tomorrow morning. three other people were apprehended we believe one of those persons. who was armed and was at the same for may have had nothing to do with this incident. and the two other people that have been apprehended began imposition of firearms in the general garment we are working through to understand what their involvement is. and there was a chief of police in new zealand there giving a press briefing on the attacks at those mosques in christ church that left forty nine people dead we'll be bringing you more updates on this story as it becomes available you know polio is a virus that many if that if mainly affects children under the age of f

has changed about donald trump's america first show since he first ran for president in twenty six dane this sounded like a campaign launch and it looked like one too in front of an audience of the truest or true believers the president made his case for re-election america is winning again was america is respected again with the end the world knows that that line got a cheer but the president didn't stay on his prepared script for long instead he delivered a rambling address full of surprising insights into his frame of mind and i'm in the white house and i was lonely i said let's go to iraq. and i had a hell of a meeting in iraq trump has been president for over two years but he's now under the greatest pressure he's faced so far it's dyce it's a former close confidant denounced him before congress his opponents the democrats now have new evidence for their investigations to trump denies any wrongdoing. so they don't have anything with russia there's no collusion so now they go and morph into let's inspect every deal he's ever done we're going to go into his finances we're going to ch

television production and most people have seen the emmy winning the us series homeland starring claire danes. is adapted from the israeli original prisoners of war and meanwhile dozens of others who language series have sold worldwide to the likes of h.b.o. amazon and netflix where their success borders on the phenomenal. so what is the secret to their edgy creativity when my colleague scott roxboro went to jerusalem to find out how the israelis make such high octane drama on a shoestring budget. israeli t.v. draws its inspiration from the frontline of political terror. and from the most personal of family drama. do you see it. on the spectrum of taste. at the end while i on t.v. conference in jerusalem writers from around the world come to learn how to make drama the israeli way partly it's an attitude. israelis just don't seem to have time for niceties we just cut to the chase we say it like it is and therefore we're not afraid of really challenging subjects we're not politically correct in the positive sense so we're not offensive but we're also ready to tackle issues head on. as one of t

in the same group, switzerland were 3—0 up against denmark — and heading for victory until the danesd three times in the last six minutes to salvage a point. in group f, alvaro morata scored both goals for spain as they won 2—0 in malta. and in oslo, sweden came from 2—0 down to lead 3—2 in norway, but ole kamara scored a stoppage time equaliser for the home side to make it 3—3. chelsea are in france on wednesday as they look to secure a place in the semi—finals of the women's champions league. the blues won the first leg of their quarter—final 2—0 against paris saint—germain in london last week. they're looking to become just the second english club to reach the final after arsenal, who claimed the competition in 2007. you know, of course confident after a great home performance. but we know that psg have been a finalist in 2017 and 2015, so we know this will be a very difficult game tomorrow. translation: we want to take our revenge to win this match and, most of all, qualify. obviously we will have to change our style of play. we didn't really do ourselves justice in the first leg

giving you a bridge at the bay bridge as well as san francisco, we do have some moisture still daning bay area. we are seeing the puffy clouds out there. we may squeeze out a shower or two but it won't an big deal. you won't need the rain gear and moving forward, we are going to be drying out. here is a look at some of the rainfall amounts as we started the season. santa rose a133% of average. 112 in san francisco. 108 in san jose. this is good newses for though who enjoy the sunshine. picking up on a little bit of moisture over the northern edge of sonoma county off over towards guerneville it looks like and a little bit farther north as well. could be breezy as we transition into the dryer, warmer pattern. warmer pattern. >>> the warming trend starts today. we'll see a minor judge in the temperature at least for most areas. then saturday, warmer. sunday, even warmer. sunday looks like it will be the warmest day. 58 in novato. low 60s castro valley and 60 for concord. into the afternoon, low 106 for pacifica and oakland inform you are going to the game tonight at the coliseum, slippi

so lady dane who has written it is resetting that myt in the graveyard of black arts. so it's a really beautiful exploration of the black trans narrative through the lens. >> an ec? >> an epic slam poem. what we do at theater a is we're constantly asking ourselves what is theater and how do we shift it, changeit, introduce new ideas? we've done really interesting work like work becomes flesh which really centers hipho hip hop theater, and this idea of poetry and slam poetry and i thin >> how has it transitioned down through the years? yo were on "h" street before you joined -- you moved yr alliance to the playhouse in anacostia. on "h" stree you did lot of the same kind of work that you're doing in that community, you're doing theame thing i the anacostia community. >> yeah. i think that as we moved into anacostiand ward 8, we really centered our mission. the focus of our mission is to present work that explores nd sol conscious ideas the idea of what is happening in society and how do we make space for conversation and not argument. i think it's very easy to take side

. >> the griffiths great dane along with the second pet had also perished in the flames. craig and keith walked the property surveying the damages. >> we get to the coy pond and he's like, got to get those fish out of there. julie would kill me if something happened to those fish. i was like, you know, let's not worry about that right now. >> overwhelmed by loss the griffiths were faced with a question, how could this have happened? the first thought was the new heating and air unit. >> the unit had been installed just days before the fire. >> that was my first thought that somehow the new heating and air unit wasn't put in properly. >> as for the cause of yjulie's death, that was left for the coroner. >> what were you working with? >> a very charred body. i could not very well identify it being a person. >> the cause of death seemed obvious, but just to be sure, julie's remains were sent on to the medical examiner for an autopsy. what he dus covered was as deeply troubles as it was unexpected. >> he had recovered a projectile in the remains. >> a bullet? >> yes. suddenly

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michele: thank you very much, dane. today we are excited to be here, to have several people who have studied congress for so long to give us a historical perspective on past major reforms of congressional rules and will explain what led to the changes, what were the intended and unintended consequences of those so we can be informed as we go forward thinking about how congress is in this new era and legislativew the functions are and what can be done. i am michele swers, and i teach government at georgetown university and i teach on women in congress and will get some remarks on that toward the end. it is my pleasure to get to introduce each speaker for they -- before they speak. our first speaker is going to be wasniewski. he is the historian of the house of representatives. to give us some perspective on the house. and on the back of your sheet, if you have it, you can also see and follow along with a summary of what everyone's remarks are going to be. i'm going to turn it over to matt. thank you so much. matthew: tha

from both the saints linwood haven't you and danes in. i would like to assure everyone i ran new zealand. that every available police and emergency results. with. government agencies and defense force to doing everything they can to keep their communities. we have had no other threats since we responded to this incident. way. working with a wide range of community to give support to everyone who needs it we have staff around the country ensuring. that everyone has cape sayf and that includes. the famous and special tactics groups right across the country being very vigilant and having a presence around all of our mosques to ensure nothing the kids as i said this is a. evolving situation we will continue to bring you as much information as we possibly can i will answer your questions in a minute if. but before i do i would like to communicate the zero eight hundred number for people to call for more information especially around their loved ones and that number is zero eight hundred one one five zero one one. i would also i like to command

for danes spends her afternoons in the women's club there she and other villagers create handicrafts together another money making venture. what they're making here gets sold to tourists who come through the village on their way to volcanoes national park which is just four hundred metres away. the reduction in wood consumption is also relieving the pressure on the remaining primeval forests an important step in preserving the habitat of the endangered golden monkeys. that sold for three thousand this time we're back next week and in the meantime don't forget we're always pleased to hear from. right so last at level three thousand d w dot com the safe. to. conclude. how can a country's economy grow harmony with its people and the climate when there are doers look at the bigger picture india a country that faces many challenges and those people are striving to create a sustainable future clever projects from europe and india. in thirty minutes on a w. if . you. feel. they are digital warriors. for women for internet activists one mission. the battle for freedom and dignity. courageous

counsel and his reports on alleged russian collusion by the trump presidential campaign in twenty six dane and the longest speech of his presidency trump slammed the investigation as a democratic party witch hunts his report is widely expected to be released cern. south korea and the u.s. have decided to end their annual large scale military drills.

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remember the danes, the dutch, the french and the danes, the dutch, the french and the irish at some we managed to find relationships and ways of working together. to me we cannot lose sight of that for short term, in some cases, political gains. there is a difference and as the french made it clear, this is about the country leaving the european union. all efforts to work out the deal have been made and they have been signed, sealed and delivered as far as brussels and the eu is concerned. from their point of view thatis concerned. from their point of view that is done and you either take it 01’ that is done and you either take it or leave without it. it cannot be that simple. there has to be a plan b that was spoken of earlier. we have to ensure that our future relationship with the uk is one of compromise where we can work together. anything else is not acceptable. yes, theresa may with her red lines from day one is finishing this as she began it. a small group of people not bringing the parliament and others with her. but we cannot let that be the determining factor of our relati