i figured it out finally. the guy got more votes than i did. i got beat. that's all there is to it. it didn't bother me but it hurt me because it hurt some of my friends. >> how are you feeling about leaving? >> well, when i wanted a doughnut this morning, i went down and got it. i've been a member of congress for 34 years and to finally get beat, if i was a manager for a baseball or football team and i had 34-1, i'd be in the hall of fame, so doesn't bother me. and really it didn't bother me to get beat, because i wasn't just set on going. i had 18 co-chairman who were chairman of my 18 counties in my district that were supporting me and wanted me to run, and i did. it is better judgment -- it's hard to get elected if you are 90 or 91-years-old and they don't tell people that you run two miles every morning, that you vote 99 plus percent of the time. there's a difference between 90-year-old people. that wasn't brought up by the dallas morning news because they weren't for me. >> all 90-year-olds are not built the same. i bet people are wondering how you run two miles a day. what is

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i got elected. i ran for district judge at 29, -- 29 years old, got put on the planning commission at 28 years old. >> why did you decide to run for the u.s. house of representatives? >> i felt like i could do more. when i got into government, i said i would do whatever i could to help as many people as possible in the greatest capacity. being in congress, you get to work on issues important to me and my background, like foreign affairs. it gives me the chance to represent more people and help more people and have a strong voice. >> have you used your experience in iraq in these first few months of being on the job in washington? >> my background has helped on foreign affairs. also i am on judiciary. , my background is a perfect mix. it is not just about the experience. it is about outlook. when i was a judge, i listened to both sides. i had to make a fair and balanced decision. either way. i always like to put myself in the opposition's shoes so i can learn both sides of an issue and have more of an

i got a letter from warren. barry: warren? howard: buffett. , i wrote a memo -- i forget which one it was -- which was right up his alley. i wrote him afterwards and said, did you see this one? he says, by the way, if you write a book, i will give you a quote for the jacket. enough said. barry: a blurb. howard: enough said. you don't pass that one by. i always thought i would write a book pulling the philosophy together when i retired, and instead it got accelerated. barry: let's talk about the second book, mastering the market cycle: getting the odds on your side. of all those 21 chapters, in the first book, why cycles? why did you pick that, eschewing the other 20 when you could write a encyclopedia, each volume being a book? howard: barry, i believe out of all 21 important things, there are two more important than the others. they are risk and where we stand in the cycle. i believe that risk management, risk control is the mark of an exceptional investor. it is not hard to make money in the market. it is especially not hard when the market g

i have just got back from washington d.c. i was there for a fundraiser about the whole clemency project that's happening and in fact i took. all these guys to the front in front of the white house and anyway there's several of them that i stood out in front of the white house advocating for their clemency when i started practicing in prison. and today there are two point three million people in prison billions of dollars have been poured into the prison expansion not only of the federal prison capacity but billions have been sent to sate local governments to expand their present capacity and during the one nine hundred ninety s. we were building on average a prison a week and as soon as these prisons were built it's important to emphasize that they were immediately filled up with first ners and even today many of our prison facilities are operating beyond their design capacity if you compare in the u.s. with other industrialized nations canada western europe we lock up our citizens at five to ten times the rate of those other

to book, by the way, they campaigned on never did it i understand why, because when i got elected i also campaigned on it when i got elected i was inundated with calls from all over the world leaders mostly leaders saying please don't do it don't do it. i did it, it has been done it is fine. . golan heights is the same thing for years, of other presidents campaigned said they would do it this is sovereignty this is security, this is about regional security. >> not about making out reelection. >> i wouldn't even know about that he wouldn't know about that i have no idea i hear doing okay. i don't know if great right now i hear he is doing okay, but i would imagine the other side whoever is against him also in favor of what i just did, every president has said do that. i am the one gets it done.

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we mic'd me up at home and i just got here. it's a good run. it's good weather. gear." >> it's true. >> jimmy: could you maybe walk me through some of the gear that you actually have on you there. >> yeah, i mean, i got a lot of my trail stuff. you know, i got my trail shoes on which have a little more cushion than i like for the trails. i like a flatter shoe for the road. everything else pretty standard. you know, compression sleeves for my calves, compression shorts over my running shorts, tank, wool base layer. for biking, but they work great for running. >> jimmy: wow. >> nice polar-tek hat and shades. sorry for the shades, but -- and then i got my trail vest which is great. it's got, you know, you got a a water bottle. sometimes i'll do one of the bladders with the tube and i like to be hands-free with my water. you got to hydrate. >> jimmy: yeah, oh, wow. is that how -- squeeze it from the bottle. >> you can take it -- you can take it out. you can also leave it in. i'm just being quick because i'm tired. the nice thing about this pack is that it's got -- you

i got a letter from warren. barry: warren? howard: buffett. ying, i wrote a memo -- i forget which one it was -- which was right up his alley. i wrote him afterwards and said, did you see this one? he says, by the way, if you write a book, i will give you a quote for the jacket. enough said. barry: a blurb. howard: enough said. you don't pass that one by. i always thought i would write a book pulling the philosophy together when i retired, and instead it got accelerated. barry: let's talk about the second book, mastering the market cycle: getting the odds on your side. of all those 21 chapters, in the first book, why cycles? why did you pick that, issuing the other 20 when you could write a encyclopedia, each volume being a book? howard: barry, i believe out of all 21 important things, there are two more important than the others. they are risk and where we stand in the cycle. i believe that risk management, risk control is the mark of an exceptional investor. it is not hard to make money in the market. it is especially not hard when the market

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i got -- i got duke to win it all. >> steve: oh. [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: yeah. going for the win here, guys. [ laughter ] and really, i mean -- i have no -- i really have no idea what i'm doing, to be honest. [ laughter ] but that's the whole idea of this. right? it's such a long shot. i don't know. anything can happen. but from what i read and from who i talk to, everyone says duke is going to go. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: they got a great team. zion. that dude's is awesome. >> steve: yeah. that's the guy? >> jimmy: yeah, he's -- he's killer. so i'm just going to go for those dudes -- [ laughter ] i mean, i don't know. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. but, anyway, did you fill out your bracket? >> steve: i got it filled out, yeah. >> jimmy: who do you have to win? duke? >> steve: no. not at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what what are you talking about? >> steve: i have iowa to win. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: because i'm from iowa. and then i just reverse engineered it backwards. [ laughter ] >> so you're saying that you somehow can control the game from when you used

so i got the m.b. at me that wouldn't allow. anyone after a month. i came i must get it put me on the air not that. you need louisville i'm going to. immediately. behind the thing. is if at any moment yes. no idea why. we're all. going to get one so that from me i really feel like i'm the only thing almost all consuming not anything i'm going to move. out with you know. gabby and. then when they're going on to see them i have to go where they got that right. now if you don't have to let them judge or for me join it i own. i know. that. i know that you know you won't be going on what i mean if you don't want to i mean if you say and i know. all of us in medicare of us i know. i said i understand but i'm in not enough. as it was even a single season but look as. good. as we need to be safe and you're going to settle down but i'm mad or. you don't be the first one of the other to be me are going to out here saying that i'm going to end the drought you know i don't know or me john the other. day but i'm saying hey fairly good idea of america if insect or

i got 63 million votes. and now somebody just writes a report. i think it's ridiculous. but i want to see the report. and you know who i want to see it? the tens of millions of people that love the fact that we have the greatest economy we've ever had. i'm going to ohio right now. they were going to close the plant. that's why they make the tanks. it was going to be closed and i stopped them from closing it and now it's thriving and doing great. and the people of ohio, they like trump because i've done a great job in ohio. and i've done a great job all over the country. that's what the people want to hear. [ inaudible question ] i know nothing about it. i know that he's conflicted. and i know that his best friend is comey who is a bad cop. and i know that there are other things, obviously, you know, i had a business transaction with him that i've reported many times that you people don't talk about. i had a nasty business transaction with him, and other things. i know he put 13 highly conflicted and, you know, very angry, i call them angry democrats in. so, you know -- n

i got rid of my water pick. t comes with three higher speeds. fire hydrant. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and then the next one is either -- i think it's hydro-jet or colonoscopy. [ laughter ] and the final, the highest pressure speed -- fracking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> you've got to watch your aim. you really got to watch your aim. >> jimmy: you've gotta watch that on fracking, yeah. >> and i'm telling you, our water bill has gone up $800. [ laughter ] but it's worth it. it is so worth it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and it comes with a remote. >> jimmy: oh, why? >> and sometimes, when we have guests using the bathroom for the first time -- [ light laughter ] i'll take the remote and have a a little fun with them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course you will. >> jimmy: let's take -- no, we can't take a break. [ laughter ] how is the family, how is your son? >> my son is well. but i will tell you that i'm an older dad, and he's realizing it now. he's putting two and two together. and i think i'd be

i don't. think he got money. well of course they would be ok sunny i want to know for a while for you if they think you know how to save us fishing to help you want to steal from. home for nothing. now that in a way out of fear for their. own one i feel as if the united is so. i was so glad to to start to work my way out of the prison. so go in the clinton house was a halfway house you were half way old but you were still. so i got the clinton house all we already had some experience indoor roof had a roof background. i called my old boss. halfway house at that time and i think someone i don't know what company happy i'm doing rufus and his mother came to me and next we would like him appear shoes that he needed to do his group and and he just blossom he just blossomed from there i was so happy to be at work and not be to be have the ability to work again that i never missed a day i was always there i was always there hour early before anybody else get there. so in essence i was hungry i was hungry to work i was h

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i got one airplane. >> two of them came on my right. right and put up a stone wall. >> the primary mission then was bombing strategic targets like we flew one mission that took us up to the czechoslovakian-polish border. it was the longest mission i flew. i think i logged 700 hours. i think it was safe to say that the germans and knew about us and respected us. we were the only outfit that did not lose a bomber. the only outfit. ♪ >> this was my country. i wanted a piece of it. i had to fight for it. i will be dammed if i will let some other country, take it over. >> and the heat of that war, the adrenaline started flowing, you wanted to go and see what was going on. it was an adventure. we know there are sociological problems that there. but these are the things we were learning to fight against. and we felt the country needed us so therefore we wanted to do our part. >> i would have liked a different arena in which to operate. since it was not there, i persisted. >> i don't think i could have succeeded as dramatically in another caree

i got a chance to talk to cameron's mom earlier today. she done good. lks, connie, elaine, we are fortunate to have them both back to help us shine a light on us. i want to thank adriana for the -- they are both here tonight -- for the courage that they both demonstrated. they represent the best of what i envisioned when i created the it's on us program five years ago. adriana told me about the late-night campus event that she was off-campus and she saw this woman walking down her driveway partially clothed. exposed. a group of men taking photographs of her and harassing her. when i saw her, i expected her to be 6-foot 4 inches 240 pounds, but she walked up, she literally grabbed the young woman by the hand was heavily inebriated and took her into a house, got her roommate to come and get her and got her in a safe place. that took enough courage all by itself. then she walked back out. she walked back out and she confronted the men. and tried to -- actually i think confiscate their iphones. they were flashing photos. here's the deal. she made it clear, a

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i got to know. she looked at me and she says i woke up one night, i couldn't sleep and i had a feeling like i'm going to risk my career, take a chance and write me letters but i had to see you. i gave you the date and i wanted to speak to you and when you spoke i believed you. and i'm glad i went you out. you have no idea how many emails and calls i get about you. that same time was the time i started praying. >> thank you for the book and congratulations. [applause] >> thank you for sharing your story. i haven't read the book yet. i will tonight. i can't imagine it was all downhill from there after you got out so what steps did you make to make your master plan come true? >> at the end of the book, things that anyone can implement by making a master plan. everyone should make a master plan after tonight but a couple of them, have a plan. i write stuff down. have a plan, second thing is share your plan with someone who can hold you accountable. when i first wrote it i shared it with my grandmother an

i love ya vision very recently just got. so very proud and i know you worked hard to tell me how you were doing when. you're strong so friends. and i. want to know i love you here i miss you very much oh here's what i miss you and there is a culture that i went through it is more moments or any time you hate me you miss me there's a there's a gaping same thing as mom when she was. i love you and i miss you all and i hope to see you soon and that he loves you. too and it's. the fourth of july. because of the fact that so many of us have lived for thirty years in this box of mandatory sounds federal sentencing guidelines and you know the drug war we have to start breaking out of that box and thinking about a world away that out the outside of those confines if you're interested in reducing the injustice and do see mass incarceration you have to go to the root of the problem which is too many laws on the books and what is the primary problem there as far as prioritizing which was ought to go first top of my list is the drug laws

i got a golf ball fricking abscess on my arm. i came to this jail, they refused me because they said i was pretty much dead, and i sat in the hospital for four days. >> okay. all right. let's take him back to detention. >> while santa cruz's interview doesn't reveal drug smuggling. jail officials attribute state mandated contact visitation as a significant means by which drugs penetrate the facility. this woman was caught attempting to pass balloons of heroin from her bra to her boyfriend. santa cruz says this plot, and many others, were foiled by constantly gathering intelligence from the inmate population. >> we have people that we work with who are inmates. we develop a rapport with them. as we talk to them, watch this person coming in or if we have information, somebody is going to come in, they'll do it and they get ahold of us and say the person has it. >>> coming up -- >> do you have any oxycontin? >> no. >> you have nothing? >> i have nothing. >> a new tip puts more heat on richard valentino. >> but first. >> i'm trying so

i got no sleep last night. my grandmother has this new boyfriend and they're both kind of insecure in bed. and deaf. they're constantly reassuring each other that they're having a good time. you have no idea how loud they are. thanks. ...95, 96, 97. see, i told you. less than 100 steps from our place to here. you got too much free time. hey, there's the birthday boy. ross, check it out. hockey tickets, rangers-penguins and we're taking you. happy birthday. we love you, man. that's funny. my birthday was seven months ago. so? so, i'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide who got to bring a date. aren't we mr. the-glass-is-half-empty? oh, my god. oh. is today the 20th, october 20th? i was hoping you wouldn't remember. ( groans ) what's with the 20th? 11 days before halloween-- all the good costumes are gone? today's the day carol and i first... consummated our... physical relationship. with sex. you know what? i'd better pass on the game. i think i'll go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesb

i just got on a plane and flew home. i did not realize at the time that there was a group of kgb officers at the airport in moscow who were there to witness my leaving because they felt such respect for me as an officer. and of course, they felt fools because they had been fooled by me for two years. i got back to washington. i met with a director, stansfield turner, on monday. on tuesday i met with the president, jimmy carter, in the oval office, to tell him all that had happened. so i went on to lead a normal career, 32 years. what happened to trigon? well trigon had gotten back to moscow, and unbeknownst to him, we had had a spy inside cia who was hired as a transcriber for those telephone taps in bogotÁ, colombia. this transcriber in fact was a czech national who had come to the u.s. in the late 1960's. and he had gone to school, he had become naturalized, and eventually made his way to washington, d.c., where cia hired him because he spoke so many of the difficult east european languages. so we had him transcribing t

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i delivered him and we got to, you know, hold him and he was just perfect. n from there. >> seeing this little person comes from this crazy social experiment of a show. >> it's funny to think, how are we going to explain this to her? >> you know, i think that the moral of the story really is i think at the end of the day, is love comes in the strangest ways. do i want my daughter to marry a stranger? no, i don't. >> no way. >> no. not really. >> marriage has not been easy for those two, but they have worked through all their issues, and i love it. >>> by the way, you will recognize jamie. >> yep. >> yeah. she was a contestant on ben's season and she was voted most awkward kiss in "bachelor" history. if she had any regrets, she said that would be it. >> i can see why she would say that. >>> all right. coming up, want to see david beckham get mad? thanks to james corden, you will. it is good. the hilarious prank is next. got a minute? get fructis treats 1 minute hair masks. the new way to nourish hair. 98% naturally derived ingredients. use as a creamy mask and

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then i got bored and i was like, you got to pay your mortgage. last couple years and now i'm bringing it to the masses. >> jimmy: you literally are. you're performing at radio city music hall, which this is a big deal for every performer. have you not been there before? >> i've never played there. i was asked by several comics to do a show at carnegie hall. i told my parents to come to new york. i have this really crappy gig to do at a dump. and they were like, you really want us to come? and i set up a limo. and they came to carnegie hall. my dad loved it, my mom booed. >> jimmy: you have mixed luck with relatives. >> i'm glad we can laugh about this. >> jimmy: at least i can. this is a big tour. it starts in huntington, new york and then february 22nd. albany. what's it called again? >> it's called the tell it like it is tour. boston, i can't wait to come home. and we'll return with music from bring me the horizon. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. okay, so you've been to the i

get a book about them i said but i got nobody i have ever got out from step out about that one down boycott or yeah but i get to know it's not like you know back when a friend got that you must know about leno addict i know who not got they got over you better. to be taken to the station is not the worst thing that could happen to occur lynch mob mentality is typical in the congo they put a toy around a criminal in petrol and set them on fire. put themselves on the line. to get accepted or rejected. the president should. have to go right to be first it's like the full story of the more people. i'm interested in the lives of our. guests it may. be all. thanks. for. joining me every. time i'm sure and i'll be speaking to us from the world of politics sport i'm sure i'll see you then. consists of thousands of little houses that nestle cheek by jowl on the hill which overlooks the city jail. good to see. them i don't want to not. king columbus is packing up a food parcel for one of the gang members who's currently doing time oh you know i do know what little you know yet w

i came out to l.a. and gothen: do you have a corporate background, jake? >> no, not at all. i'm making up everything. i have no idea what i'm talking about and you're the first person who has kind of exposed me. ( laughter ). >> jake worked in a chandelier store fair year. >> i sold chandeliers to really rich people who didn't need the chandelier s. >> stephen: i don't need a chandelier. sale me one-- how would you sell a chandelier? "i need a light for my living room." >> oh, so you like light? ( laughter ) that's good. do you like expensive light? >> stephen: i like nice things. i like nice things. >> well, then you should buy a chandelier. it seems obvious. >> >> stephen: that's a soft sell. were you a good assess man? >> no, i was one of the worst salesmen of all time. i actually, i got in trouble all the time. i didn't care about selling chandeliers. you can't get amped up to sell lights. if you ever walk into a chandelier store, know everyone there is unhappy. >> stephen: i sold if you tons when i first g

y.>> hold on, i got a stor >> jimmy: you do? rew soemthing at you.ti >> at on, we had literally, there was, like, five -- you know. [ laughter ] those nipple shots, there was, like, five of them werwn at one time. and then there was, like, five beers coming at one time. everyone in the duck boat, you know, we're getting good practice in for next season.[ ughter ] you know? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> and then the next thing you know, i move back a little. i'm just chillin', looking and then -- pop. you see that? >> jimmy: yeah, you got cut? >> full beer can right to the face. >> jimmy: wait, [ ok at this. ughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: show that camera there. can you zoom in? yeah, turn that way. [ audience oass ] >> ileeding all over on the parade, on the duck boat. then my dad, you know, he's blocking all the next shots. you can see him. he's karatkicking a beer flying at me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: karate kicking a beer is pretty legend>>y. es, it is. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. the catch, you said somewhere outhat julian edelman

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i stayed in that situation until two thousand and ten. then things got so dangerous that i basically had to leave overnight for my own safety. but. you really i'll pass through fulton i thought i was really lucky because as an ex didn't i still had all my italian residence papers i still had friends in trentino who took me in that was a huge help those first few weeks when i was just trying to sort myself out and recover and you know a pretty between the she joined me thinking the love yes yes the doubt to green men then little by little you pick yourself up and start over again but in the people in the lobby them the help that i was. twice a day fresh goat's milk is brought down from the mountain to ivy to small dairy in the village. marianna comes from a village nearby she started working here as an internal a few days ago she wants to learn the secrets of making goat cheese first hand. so let's make. rubio love as a soft right bin cheese. lucky to explains that she refuses robi all the way in her cheese making process here. way is full of enzymes and