jimmy: no, you brought her here >> yes >> jimmy: where?rissa. >> yes: >> jimmymarissa, did you make - oh, hi, marissa. yeah, there you go >> yes, she graduated.pp [ cheers anduse >> jimmy: whato?chool did you go t >> columbia, right >> colbia university >> jimmy: yeah, i know columbia university. yeah, not bad. [ cheers and applause >> yes >> jimmy: i'm so glad.i >> yes, ow >> jimmy: what a great story >> oh, it was a great story. >> jimmy: it is. >> i was like -- >> jimmy: that's so nice of you, cool. >> yeah. but her parents i'm sure were like, "why did you go travel with strangers?" >> jimmy: no, at least you got -- [ laughter ] you thought you were going to miss it and she didn't that's the best.sh >> yes, didn't miss it there you go >> jimmy: good for you, pal. >> thank you >> jimmy: i know that you were also in australia becaus-- >> yes >> jimmy: you saw our pal robert irwin when you were down there -- >> oh, isn't he the best >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> they are both - >> jimmy: robert and bindi irwin right there and -- i know, we lov

>> jimmy: pure gin.s some good acting right there. i was like, "why do we have to use real gin by the way?" [ laughter ] >> right? >> jimmy: "can't we just use gatorade?" >> 100%. >> jimmy: hopefully there's not -- how many more of these are gin? because i have the rest of the show to do. poor rosie. >> oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: poor rosie huntington-whiteley. [ laughter ] >> fantastic. >> jimmy: i'll be like, "you're my favorite. i love you so --" [ laughter ] okay. >> all right. here we go. 2-2. >> jimmy: you sure you want that one? >> i want this one. >> jimmy: you sure? >> yep. >> jimmy: oh, good, cause it's orange juice, dude. it's gatorade. >> that's very nice. >> jimmy: it was ginger ale. [ cheers and applause ] probably canada dry. ♪ feeling good, feeling good. here we go! aren't you so happy you did my show? >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] i'm hydrated. it's really great. it's really great. >> jimmy: which one do you think, guys? >> don't help him! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congrats on

>> jimmy: yes. >> 100 songs. >> jimmy: 100. i mean, ja>>z.tify playlist that's called "songs that mention halle berry." >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's real.me , are you -- do you get -- is that -- that must fl amazing. >> wow. i did not know that. >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty bizarre. [ light laughter ] >> but i do know the roots never made a song with my name in it. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: whoa! guys -- [ laughter ] get on that, man. get on that. >> you know how much i love you. >> questlove: i'm working on it. i'm working on it. >> you know how much i love you. >> questlove: i'm workinon it. >> jimmy: also, football teams have used your name. do you know this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the rams -- do you know what i'mking about? >> i do. >> jimmy: the rams used your name as a play. and they did well last they made it to the super bowl. but, they were screaming out -- well, here's a clip. here's the los angeles rams' quarterback. >> halle berry. >> he jumped up. >> halle berry. >> a really next level of f quarterbacm where he was. >> ji

>> jimmy: yes. >> oh, hello again. >> jimmy: yes., yeah. >> jimmy: i think you would be a great director. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know you from ucb, upright citizens brigade. you directed shows there. [ applause ] but, i mean, this is a deal. >> yeah, this is my first feature. i've done television. but this is the first feature i've done. >> jimmy: you knocked it out of the park. it's great. >> thank you. jimmy: you've got a gre crew of -- >> the best. >> jimmy: what a cast. maya rudolph. >> yes. >> jimmy: paula pell. >> yes. >> jimmy: tina fey. [ cheers ] >> yes. >> jimmy: rachel dratch. [ cheers and applause ] ana gasteyer. holy moly. >> murderer's row. >> jimmy: murderer's row. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean the funniest people out there. >> yeah, it wasn't tt hard. >> jimmy: to make them laugh? >> no, it wasn't so hard. they're just so funny and so talented and so good.ye >> jimmy: . >> my job was just to get them to stop talking -- [ laughter ] to each other. >> jimmy: you're like, "guys, yfocus up." >>eah, just like, "hey guys. th

>> jimmy: check these out. there's don junior, i'll actually make you miss bill de blasio [ laughter ] then there's don junior, at least i'm not eric [ laughter ] there's also don junior, i want it, so like come on just give me it. [ laughter ] and finally, there's don junior, i'll fix the subways, which i'm told are a type of underground choo choo >> steve: why not, right >> jimmy: sounds cool. hey guys, last night was the second episode of "the bachelorette." and i saw that the men competed in a beauty pageant. when asked what it's like to be judged by their looks instead of their brains, the guys were like, "it was actually a huge relief it felt really good. [ light laughter ] and get this, today, a trailer was released for the new "downton abbey" movie. this isn't good. fans already spotted three starbucks cups and two water bottles. isn't that unbelievable? well you guys, it's officially graduation season. i want to say congrats to all the college grads out there on taking your next step. [ cheers and appl

>> steve: jimmy. >> jimmy: yes?t think of one >> prinkle >> say trickle >> jimmy: sickle >> steve: sickle, yes. >> tickle. >> jimmy: tickle >> steve: two. >> nickle. >> jimmy: nickle >> steve: nickle, yes! [ cheers and applause ♪ that means jimmy wins. let's see how many people we can get into gabrielle's booth oh ♪ >> jimmy: open wide. come here, please. how ever you can fit in there. oh, of course. oh, my god oh, my god you okay can i help you tara, can you get in in any way? oh, my god all right. johnny, next to the contortionist. >> i'll stand. >> jimmy: phillie phanatic phillie phanatic, can you get any -- phillie phanatic, just get your arm in there that's it right there. there you go there's our winner [ cheers and applause my thanks to gabrielle union, dj khaled, grant kemmerer, jacob anderson, shaggy, johnny weir, tara lipinski, the big apple circus, and the philadelphia phillies! more "tonight show" after the break. [ cheers and applause ♪ hi, i'm christina stembel and i founded farmgirl flowers. what star

[ sigh ] >> jimmy: just say it. >> dada. >> jimmy: yeah yes!: it works [ laughter ] daddy -- >> jimmy: oh, really >> da-da >> jimmy: oh, really >> i mean, literally - >> jimmy: good to hear >> everything is dada, daddy, da-da. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> no matter what is happening >> jimmy: this is your first boy. >> this is my first boy, so i really just felt like he was going to be, like, into me [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, not so much. >> not so much, no >> jimmy: he loves dad >> he loves cash it, like - it doesn't even make sense >> jimmy: oh, really >> no, because, like, cash will walk in the other side of the house. he'll just hear the door open. like, i don't even know who came in and he'll be like "dada! [ laughter ] from his, like, highchair. >> jimmy: because he's like -- >> like, "please get me out of this chair, away from all these women. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this feminine energy, yeah >> because it's just - all of us are just crowding around him and squeezing him and touching him and kissing him. >> jimmy

>> jimmy: it was a no. >> no. >> jimmy: guys, get this.ocs with little fanny packs attached to the ankles. [ light laughter ] take a look at this. oh god. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] it's part of their exclusive new line called "abstinence." [ laughter and applause ] guys, the kentucky derby is this weekend and it's one of the biggest events of the spring. it has some of the best fashion looks of the year. so, we thought we'd celebrate both with a kentucky derby hat giveaway. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is right, every night this week, we'll be giving one lucky audience member a truly one of a kind kentucky derby hat. [ cheers and applause ] it's only one. so now, let's see what's behind hidden compartment number two. [ drum roll ] oohh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] look at this. this is -- this is fancy, this is fancy right here. [ light laughter ] this is just gorgeous. now let's see who's going to go home with tonight's hat. everyone, look at your seat number. and if i call your number, i need you to jump up a

>> jimmy: no, it's not. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: here's some good news. inside all disney theme parks. [ cheers and applause ] when they heard that, all of the people in costume are like, "whatever. we switched to edibles years ago." [ laughter and applause ] "i'm mickey mouse." get this. instagram might get rid of likes because they want users to, "focus on the photos and videos." while users want instagram to focus on what it's really made for, making your friends jealous. [ laughter and applause ] "look at my picnic i went to." [ laughter ] and finally, this was all over twitter. someone posted a photo of a a vegan lasagna that their co-worker brought into work. and well, just take a look at this thing. [ laughter ] everyone was like, "cheryl, that's a salad." i mean -- that's not -- [ applause ] vegan lasagna? lettuce. guys, the kentucky derby is this weekend. it is one of the biggest -- [ cheers and applause ] sporting events of the year. has some of the best fashion looks of the year. e , kentucky derby hat giveaway! here we go! [ cheers and applaus

about. >> and jimmy said, "good." >> jimmy: no, i didn't say good >> jimmy said, "good, why don't youm? you doing all right? >> jimmy: i'm doing great with him. >> you doing okay with him >> jimmy: i'm doing okay with him. >> you know, i was going to bring a pinata on and let jimmy break stephen colbert's face and have things pour out of it because you know, they really are in a late night war. >> jimmy: yeah >> but it is good to be here >> jimmy: i like to -- because i love the book. i read the book. >> of course you loved the book i wrote you a love letter in this book. >> jimmy: yeah, you actually did write me that. >> i'm in love with this book. i am very proud of it and i really was not gonna write another book >> jimmy: no >> i didn't want to. i'd found that it's a very difficult experience this one took me two years to write but people had contacted me and said, "you know what, lot to be learned in these interviews and so, would you make a a compilation of these interviews and maybe comment and talk about what your philosophy was or strategy was and what your life has been like

- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- zach galifianakis. speaker of the house nancy pelosi. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from alessia cara. and now, in all honesty, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. hello, hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching at home. thanks to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time for our nba game night special. the nba finals are under way. the golden state warriors are in it again taking on the toronto raptors. this is -- [ cheers and applause ] this is big for the players on both of those teams because you though, if they don't do well on their nba finals they won't be able to get into a good college. [ laughter ] the president has not weighed in on this match-up yet, but i can't think of any two places he'd be rooting for less than canada and the bay area. it's like choosing between a canker sore and chlamydia for him. [ laughter ] but the president did weigh in

please >> jimmy: don't, don't >> yeah. >> jimmy: no >> justin timberlake [ cheers and applause >> jimmy >> jimmy: you guys would be great. you would be fantastic together >> i would love it, man. >> jimmy: that would be great. justin, he's watching. justin, call maluma. this is giljigle [ light laughter ] >> giljigle. >> jimmy: giljigle and maluma has asked you a favor, please. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, but i don't know if you're going to be in the song you want to be in the song [ cheers and applause >> i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: yeah, i know i know you're playing with me for a second like, does he mean it? you're just serious, like madonna. [ light laughter ] you're going to perform "hp" tonight. [ cheers and applause >> yeah! yeah, yeah >> jimmy: thank you for being here thank you for talking to me. maluma, everybody. >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: maluma is going to perform a song from his new album "11:11" after the break. stick around we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ crying ] ♪ you protect them at home. we help protect them online. this is beyond w

>> jimmy: no, he's dead. >> tariq: qyburn >> jimmy: also dead. >> tariq: the night king >> jimmy: deadtariq: petyr baelish? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: randyll tarly? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: walder frey? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: n umber? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: king joffrey >> jimmy: no, he's dead. >> tariq: come on, man the waif >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: alliser thorne >> jimmy: dead [ laughter >> tariq: ser meryn trant? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: the night king >> jimmy: you already asked me about him. he's dead. >> tariq: hoabout the high sparrow? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: balon greyjoy? >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: cersei lannister >> jimmy: dead >> tariq: ned stark? >> jimmytariq, do you even watch "game of thrones?" ned stark died in the first season >> tariq: whoa whoa whoa spoiler aler [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: see the first season let's get to some news here. this morning, today president trump tweeted that joe biden's lead is so big that bernie sanrs is history. then bernie was like, "no, i'm lirally history. i lived through history. i am historyth i'm not denying ." [ applause

stunning that night - >> oh, thanks, jimmy >> jimmy: as you always are. >> thank you >> jimmy: man,ctually, i really apprected you coming up to me and letting me know that you loved my look. because, you know, you get ready for these things, you have, like, two minutes to look in the mirror. and then you came to me and were so nuinely excited and were like, "you really nailed it." and i took that with me and walked through the rest of the night like that. >> jimmy: oh, really >> so thanks >> jimmy: oh, please, pal. >>eah. >> jimmy: are you kidding me every -- you couldn't see all the people behind after you passed them. everyone was like -- [ gasping [ laughter ] "oh, my goshng she's stunni >> it's nerve-wracking >> jimmy: it is. >> you walk into this amazing museum and there's this big wall offl ers. and there's like, every celebrity you've ever dreamed of meeting or not meeting. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you see everybody. >> no, but, and everyone looks amazing. and you're just kind of like, "i really hope i belong here, honestly." so - >> jimmy: you beyond belong there.

oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: uh-huh? jimmy, soft, soft -- [ laughter ] jimmy -- that's one. >> jimmy: that's one? >> i have one more, i have one more. now i'm going to be more aggressive. >> jimmy: okay. me too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i'm sick of it, jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i'm sick of this [ bleep ]! you get over here! i love you, jimmy, i love you! >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. that was -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that's disgusting. >> jimmy: why don't we take a break? i'll made my erection behind the desk and come back with diane keaton who is here. more with diane after this. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by serta. not just sorta comfortable, serta comfortable. at your fingertips. ♪ download doordash. first order, $0 delivery fee. download doordash. whetheor bath in the sink.thtub, softer water's the water your skin wants to drink! with hard water skin can dry out more. culligan water's what your skin's crying out for! co

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my. >> it will be. >> jimmy: blah!h thespians. >> jimmy: why be here when i can be there? "dlaughter ] can we talk about k phoenix" now? >> oh, yeah, sure. >> jimmy: this is it a giant, giant movie. i don't even know if people understand how much work goese into tuperhero films. >> it's a lot of work. >> jimmy: it is a lot of -- this costume is just one thing.r but also youdoing a lot of flying. >> yeah, a lot of flng. jimmy: which means -- spoiler alert, she really can't fly in real life. sorry, guys. i know. spoiler alert. but there's trickery involved. >> there is. >> jimmy: it's not really called that. but you're on wires, right, when you're levitating? >> actually, originally, i wasn't on wires. i was on this thing that we lyll the parallelogram. and it was basicalike there were weights on one end and then this kind of ke seat on the other. so i would have to, kind of, pr op myself up on the bike seat li. that and dangle my legs and then they would lift me up into the air by my crotch, which was justonderful. [ la

and now, right away, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. my wish has been granted. we have a terrific show for you tonight, from the new live action verse of "aladdin", will smith is here. we rubbed the lamp, and he came out. it's very faithful to the original animated movie. a couple differences. they added a song. and in this version, aladdin and jasmine take a magic uber ride. hey, speaking of magic rides, the golden state warriors last night completed the sweep of the trail blazers. this will be their fifth year in a row in the nba finals. i guess their strategy of signing all the best players to be on one team is working pretty well. and while that warriors run is impressive, it's far from the record. the celtics of boston went ten straight times from 1957 to 1966. but that was when there were no other teams in the nba, it was just them. the warriors are going for a three-peat this year, which would be historic. if they win, it would be the first championship team in professional sports to not visit the white hous

and now, stop right there, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. appreciate it. i will say this. i'm glad you got in. the borders around this show are always open. how many of you here in our audience are visitors from other countries tonight? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all right, now does president trump know about this? does he know you're here? because trump today unveiled his new immigration plan, a plan master minded by real estate son-in-law jared kushner. his plan would focus on merit-based immigration. in other words, he would permit highly-skilled workers to enter the united states where they would be given their choice of caddying at his golf club for just over minimum wage, and they would have a build america visa, otherwise known as mexican express. you get points if you're a young worker or you have a valuable skill, job offer or advanced degree. that's if you're a man. if you're a woman, it's based entirely on looks. the "new york times" sai

and here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. wow!nk you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. so between memorial day travel and the indy 500, it's a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause that's right, it's memorial day weekend. and i read that veterans and service members can get discounts at outback steak house. [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10% off a bloomin' onion. [ laughter and applause this isn't good. the department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about e-coli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbq's, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one let's get to some news here. today, president trump left for a state visit to japan,

♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. please, we have, we have a lot to get to. but nothing more important than what could be the most world-shaking discovery of the century, maybe even the last two centuries. a tweet from the himalayas, where i guess they have wi-fi indicates that a legendary creature, spoken of for hundreds of years may have been found. members of the indian army believe they have evidence that proves that the previously-thought mythical abominable snowman also known at yeti is alive and well. he has a really great cooler by the way. many believe he's related to sa sasquatch. a snowy version of big foot. a team has sighted footprints close to base camp. this elusive snowman has only been sighted at the national park in the past. right and not even that, probably. but this is a photo, a not-so-great photo of the footprints. it as either a yeti footprint or rob gronkowski is on vacation in nepal. here are some more tracks leadin

jimmy. jimmy. >> jimmy: what? throw a football in here. >> jimmy: what? >> tom cannot throw a football in here. >> jimmy: why not? >> guillermo: he can break a light. it's too dangerous, he could kill somebody. >> jimmy: you know what, he's right. you could break a light and kill somebody. you want to do it outside? >> guillermo: let's go outside. >> jimmy: excuse us for a second. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll be back. >> jimmy: we'll try it outside, you know. >> guillermo, you know what you're doing? >> guillermo: yeah, i know what i'm doing. follow me. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, guys. >> wow. >> jimmy: huh. oh, do you think you could knock one of these columns down with jmy: grit.l?uty,ea >> guillermo: no, no, jimmy. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: tom cannot knock this column down. >> jimmy: why? >> guillermo: because the whole building could fall and kill a lot of people. >> jimmy: oh, right, you could knock the whole building down. gosh. all right. well, let's see. oh, i have an idea. follow me, guys

jimmy: oh, my god [ laughter ] no, i know what you're talking about. >> and jimmy said, "good." >> jimmyo say that >> how are you doing with him? >> jimmy: i'm doing great with him. >> you doing okay with him >> jimmy: i'm doing okay with him. >> you know, i was going to bring a pinata on and let jimmy break stephen colbert's face and have things pour out of it because you know, they really are in a late night war. >> jimmy: yeah >> no, but i'm happy to be here first and i'm coming out of my and i thought about it and i said, "no. because that's a lot of work and then i thought about what i , ght want my legacy to be what i would be most proud of. and these interviews, this collection, is what i'm most proud of so, yeah i'm so excited about it. >> jimmy: it's also, it's very funny but it's also very -- very moving as well. the first this, it' think you said "it's been 20 years since my last book. the experience has been miserable for me." >> yes [ laughter ] every book is miserable. one of my books, they turnedt into a movie and thavie took four years to make. so, all of this is very pai

and now, hold everything -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, very nice. hello, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for than for evytng, really. it's very nice. i am happy to be home. we were off the air for a couple days. i was out of town, actually. i was in new york this week, getting some lipo suck shun done. when i was in new york i did the howard stern show and when you do those shows you have to get up very early. one of the things you see when you're driving through times square before sun rise, the last time i saw a dead but one of the things you see is people lined up, gathered around to see "the today show." and people show up with their "kiss me, i'm from wisconsin" signs. you get the feeling when you're watching you don't know what's going to happen because they're outside. but the weird stuff usually comes from outside the show. on the "today" show, one member of the cast stood out quite proudly. >> i love it. tucson, u of a in the house this morning. >> yeah! >> really, he really loves tucson, i guess. poor mrs. c

>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, wow, that's amazing.tzing that you didnet hurt. >> it's amazing that i survived >> jimmy: no, exactly. yeah "avengers: endgame" comes out tomorrow i don't know if you guys heard or knew this but, yeah. that big movie is coming out tomorrow, and -- [ cheers and applause >> yeah!: >> jimmy must be hard for you to promote a movie that you can't really talk about. >> yeah, cant't talk -it yeah, really tricky reporters ask us questions they haven't seen it we can't answer anything it's -- we do shows, you can't even show clips, really. they're not even releasing any clips. >> jimmy: we can't even show any clips from the movie >> there's, like, one -- thers that they have been showing, but it's just - i didn't want to recycle that, so i -- i actually brought a a clip of something i did not that long ago. i haven't seen it. it's not "avengers", it was just a recent thing. but i haven't even watched it, t i thought maybe we can watch that >> jimmy: wait, so you brought an exclusive clip here >> yep >> jimmy: for

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "game of thrones," emilia clarke, dennis quaid, snoop dogg and music from p!nk, and now, most of all, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. [cheers and applause] i'm glad i didn't have to subpoena anyone to get you here. it's very nice. i welcome you. i will, i'm going to bring you up to date on what a day it was in washington, yet another long day of testimony in the united states senate as president trump's attorney general, william barr appeared before the judiciary committee to explain the way he handled the mueller report. it's rare you get to see a fat man tap dance for five hours straight, but we did. bill barr, as you know, put a very positive spin on the mueller report before anyone ever saw it, as a matter of fact still no one outside of the attorney general's office and probably the white house has seen the full report. and yet there ev

>> jimmy: thatisney is tight on stuff like that. >> jimmy: are they?e, that i'm not certain was a legal acquisition. >> jimmy: i see. it somehow made its way to your home. >> it's like, who put that in my house? >> jimmy: what do you do with something laike that, these things that you collect from these movies? is there a room where you dekee them displayed? >> not displayed. but there's a place where i have suits from "men in black". >> jimmy: what's going to happen? >> there's going to be a fire and it will be gone. >> jimmy: there'll be a sale and your grandkids will be like, i don't want this stuff. >> it's funny, i'm not really a nostalgic kind of guy, but i keep it, but i don't really care. >> jimmy: right, you just want to know you have it. >> i just want to know i have it. >> jimmy: i totally understand that. i identify with that completely. so i do want to ask you about your son dressing as batman. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jaden dressed as batman for the prom. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm curious as a parent if that's run by you first. >> okay. i got the e

>> jimmy: come on. >> the ks -- >> jimmy: they loved it. >> they loved it >> jimmy: they loved it. >>room i'm getting old. you know, i'm like, "oh. i'm exhausted from these kids. a >> jimmy: you pu big show for everybody. >> that's it i'm good with kids for t and obviously, i want to gete into morout -- well, your kids, and beth and what got you kind of scared kind of, got you to write book >> i mean, we're gonna do -- when we come back, you're saying - let me get this right. let's sum up what you just said >> jimmy: yeah >> you said, "when we come back, all jokes aside, no namega you're going to do a serious interview with me. >> jimmy: look at you. >> look at you >> jimmy: look at what you just did. le you know, a lot of peop say, "you know, jimmy's fun and games. this guy is so much fun and games. i should tell the story too when we come back about hoi first met you at steve martin's apartment. do you remember this >> jimmy: yeah >> this is a g >> jimmy: i don't know all right. >> folks, you better stay tuned. tonight's a big night. >>immy: we have more with howard stern when we co

and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very muchcheers and applause i appreciate it. great, that was great. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. you made it, you made it, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause please give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ chrs and applause you guys, i'm so excited about this s willmith is our guest tonight! [ cheers andpplause yes! will smith is our guest tonight. so between him and the new royal baby, that makes two fresh princes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: good night, everybody. goodnight. ♪ jokes don't get better than that one [ laughter ] topical, i know. [ light laughter ] i want to say congrats to meghan markle and prince harry today they welcomed a baby boy [ cheers and applause it was very nice the minute he was born, he looked at his parents and said,t "hey, 's ed sheeran and the lady from "suits." [ laughter andpplause but the baby's doing great, buckingham palace says that he brexited his mother earlier this morning [ l

talk about - >> jimmy: really >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you chat it up with uber - >> sometimes >> jimmy>> jimmy: they're like, "dude, you're milo vegetable. [ laughter ] "dude, i love you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. totally. >> jimmy: you're doing this thing, it's going to appear next week on nbc, it's a big deal here at our network, called red nose day. >> yes >> jimmy: if you guys know about this, it's a great cause [ applause ] it does a lot. >> yes, it does. >> jimmy: what's your involvement with that? >> so, if you don't know what red nose day is, it helps some of the mosimpoverished kids around the globe stateside and in the poorest places around the world. and what they did, they invited me to go on a trip with them to africa, to a very, very -- a very, very challenging way of life for kids. and so we went over there, we spoke to a lot of kids some of their parents and we made a film about it, we're going to have a film about it on the telethon which is thursday the 23rd. >> jimmy: thursday the 23rd. good for you for doing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's interesting, i've done charity st

and here's your host jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.you very much. please! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love! i feel the love! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. please, welcome.th welcome totonight show." please give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it feels like there's so i much g on right now. everyone's talking about the barr testimony, and the royal he baby could be any second. also the kentucky derby is this weekend, so is cinco de yo. [ cheers and applause ] l it's aot to go over. so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. first up, the barr testimony. attorney general william barr admitted yesterday that he didn't review all the evidence before summarizing the mueller report. some people are even saying his summary was a cover-up. in fact, democrats are betting it. you know what else people are betting on? the kentucky derby. [ laughter ] the two most exciting minutes of sports. and while some people like placing bets on which horse twill win, others just

follow me, >> let's follow. >> jimmy: hi. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go.s to 223 liberaceibere lane. thanks. >> so where we going? >> jimmy: you'll see. yeah, just make a left right here. i think this is going to be a little safer out here, you know? just hang out for a minute. would you mind? all right. >> can i bring the ball? >> jimmy: yeah, bring the >> all right. okay. >> jimmy: so see that window? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you think you could throw the football through that window? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's see. >> you got this, tom. >> jimmy: very well done. that was impressive. >> oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. what the hell is this? [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, my gosh. >> did you do that? >> jimmy: do you live here? >> you know i live here. >> jimmy: i didn't know. >> did you throw that? >> jimmy: no, i didn't. he did. >> did you throw that? >> jimmy: he did. he threw it. >> i'm sorry. oh, my god, hang on. it's great to meet you, man. >> i'm matt. matt damon. >> you botught a zoo. >> yeah. >> amazing. >> you threw that? >> jimmy: my friend tom threw h his a

>> jimmy: no. and applause ] so guillermo is wearing a diaper. and he -- [ laughter ] and he needs to be changed. so i've got a stopwatch here and i've got a diaper and i have some baby powder. [ laughter ] and some formula or whatever that is. do you want to give it a shot and we'll time you? [ cheers and applause ] take off the jacket as well. guillermo, no, no, that's his job, put your clothes on. >> guillermo: that's his job, okay. >> jimmy: babies don't undress themselves. so where do you want to do it? do you want to do it on the couch here? >> that's -- that's because of the diaper, right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, that's diaper related, don't worry. >> should we do it on the couch? do it on the floor? >> jimmy: wherever you want, you're in charge. tell me wh wt t [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, i see you've been working out. feeling good about it? everything in order? any other supplies you might need? >> guillermo: use your superhero power. >> yeah, yeah, i could just make you disappear. >>

>> jimmy: oh, it's aaron judge >> what's up jimmy aaron here, man. want to wish you luck in yourpcoming game and just don't suck. >> jimmy: all right, here we go look at you there, look. come on, you're a badass look at that here we go i'll just pretend i'm in the audience boo! [ laughter ] there we go >> jimmy: look at people get up to catch it. don't catch it 398? [ crack of the bat ] what do you call that when you ketw hitting them? you erping them out there? what's the baseball termhe [ crack of tat] >> that's a no doubter >> jimmy: look at that, 431. all right, now i'm getting nervous here oh, no, no, no this is not good >> jimmy >> jimmy: you suck >> that's >>ne jimmy: you suck >> i heard a lot worse last night. [ crack of the bat ] >> there we go >> jimmy: that's barely -- oh, my god that count as a home runro >> fnt row homers, those are the best ones. >> jimmy: fi all right, it's not bad. five >> five homers: >> jimmylook at this >> you're up [ crack of the bat ] first one. that's gone. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a homer come on, aaron jokge lo,

-- ye olde jimmy's shop. >> jimmy: yeah.n our show. >> yep. >> jimmy: and i just heard this. are you doing, like, a -- >> we're playing bonnaroo. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think that's a big deal, right? >> jimmy: that's a giant deal. [ laughter ] >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: wait, that's big. >> yeah. i didn't know that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're playing bonnaroo? >> well, i'm learning from the -- i'm learning from the kids that that's a big deal. [ laughter ] i've never been. i mean, i don't, like -- i'm not, like, a major festival person or anything. >> jimmy: have you ever been to a festival? >> i - well i -- i've only been to -- well, i mean, we've done, like, comedy festivals. i think they think, "oh, maya's funny. she'll do this." and then we come out and do, like, a prince show. and they're like, "oh, oh, this is good." [ laughter ] but it's not comedy. >> jimmy: you're not comedy. you're serious. >> we're serious. we take prince very seriously. but i went to coachella last year and i saw -- i saw bee

jimmy. >> jimmy: you really don't. >> i don't.lled"avengers" called chris pine. >> i mean, i thought it was chris pine. >> who can tell the difference between chris pratt, chris evans, and chris pine, raise your hd. [ laughter ] one guy in the back. >> jimmy: yeah, one guy. yeah, that's it. >> and that's chris pratt's dad. [ laughter ] >> i know my son. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have robert irwin here tonight. have you seen a bunch of crazy animals backstage? >> no. .> we saw, but there's no bronx animals here tod >> jimmy: what's a bronx animal? >> like a pitbull in a yankees hat or something. [ >> you know what i'm saying? >> like -- >> like a pigeon with one leg and a newport. [ lahter ] >> iemember when this was a a nice city. you know? rent is high, you know. it's crazy. i miss giuliani. >> jimmy: a tbull in a a yankees hat. oh my gosh. those are bronx animals. s i got to, who was -- you were getting into "game of thrones" the other night. >> yes. >> jimmy: now, you've never seen the show before? e never seen an episode of "game

diddy. >> jimmy: no, it was dave grohl. it was jimmy page. >> jimmy: and they were doing ing and then a all of a sudden ron -- >> ron got up there. ron was the one with the neckerchief. >> jimmy: he had a neckerchief and the sunglasses and the foot locker jersey. and he was like -- >>st walked around. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he was, like, lost or something. he was lost. he didn't know where he was. he was on -- wandering on the stage. [ laughter ] >> it's always good to be confident. >> jimmy: and diddy was rapping and he was like, "what is going on right now?" it was so bizarre. but i remember you being so fun and musical. we'd always do bits together and stuff like that. >> always. >> jimmy: but you were in that itcover band called -- is princess? >> princess. >> jimmy: it was prince cover band. >> yeah. me and my friend gretchen. we played here. jimmy: you played here. >> we played when it was -- when it was -- it was your old -- ye olde jimmy's shop. >> jimmy: yeah. ye olde jimmy shop. >> with my old friends the roots. >> jimmy: that's

♪ >> jimmy: whoa!june 7th. and you can catch "game of thrones" sunday nights on hbo at 9:00 p.m. stick around, we'll be right back with paula pell. come on back. (neil) hey happy mother's day! (sheila) oh it's so good to see you. (neil) are you just hanging out with the mom's of other famous people? (oracene) what's up neil? (neil) hi venus and serena's mom. snoop dogg's mom. odell's mom. am i in trouble? (sheila) no honey there's nothing wrong. (oracene) although he does look thin. (sharon) he does look thin. (neil) thank you? (sharon) come on over here and let us look at you. (sheila) honey, have you been getting enough sleep? (beverly) something is off. (sharon) it's the hair. (neil) what's wrong with my hair? (gideon) it's definitely the hair. (neil) what? where did you - there's nothing wrong with my hair. you guys wanna get subway? i'm in! dude, subway has delivery. ooooh! cool! ♪ ♪ what do all these people have in common, limu?oug [ paper rustling ] exactly, nothing. they're completely different

>> jimmy: huge win. >> tariq: grn jacket. >> jimmy: fifth one. >> tariq: he's the man. >> jimmy: he'sest. >> tariq: he's the greatest. >> jimmy: he's the g.o.a.t. >> tariq: wish i saw. >> jimmy: didn't watch? >> tariq: i forgot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, man. >> tariq: "avengers" tickets? >> jimmy: got two. >> tariq: dinner first? >> jimmy: dave and busters. ckey?riq: air >> jimmy: ping pong. >> tariq: so umped. >> jimmy: see you there? >> tariq: won't forget.pp [ cheers and alause ]my >> jim: where watch. >> steve: where watch. >> jimmy: where watch at home. some more news here. this weekend in south bend, indiana, pete buttigieg officially announced that he was running for president. check this out. si they call me mayor pete, and i am running for pnt of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yep. httigieg is just 37 years old, and you can tell age is making the other candidates nervous. today, bernie sanders bought some just for men an track.ic [ laughter ] [ applause ] "gotta get in shape. t gotta dos." but buttigieg is already getting a lot of buzz. he's a you

and now, more than ever, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome! thank you.elcome, everyone. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you made it. everyone's on time, which is nice. i appreciate that. [cheers and applause] today was a -- i don't want to bring you down, but it was another, another day of crazy in washington, d.c. today. you know, congress may not be able to get donald trump's tax records, but somehow the "new york times" did, and what they got is nuts. i don't know if you saw this, but according to tax information reviewed by the "new york times," between 1985 and 1994, trump's businesses lost $1.2 billion. he lost more than [cheers and applause] $100 million a year for a decade. he's like a one-man fyre festival, this guy. so one of the journalists who reported this story stopped by anderson cooper's show last night to break it down for us. >> we're talking about a billion dollars over a decade. >> that's just for his core businesses. every year that we looked at he lost money, and the losses

and here's your host jimmy fallon >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause thank you very much, please. thank you very much. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause the roots, right there there you go you guys, it is a very special night here tonight the entire audience is filled with people who couldn't get tickets to "the avengers." [ laughter and applause yeah, isn't that great that's right "avengers: endgame" is finally here, and i heard that the movie is actually three hours long [ cheers ] yeah after three hours even the biggest avengers fans are like, "dear god, please don't let there be scenes after the credits. oh, my gosh. [ laughter and applause and there is, there is of course, a lot of people are worried about spoilers but to be honest, i'm more worried about sitting next to that guy who watches every trailer and goes, "i'm going to see that [ laughter ] uh, i ain't going to see that one. oh, i'll definitely see that." yo

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