come on. [ applause ] >> all right w >> jimmy: joe,come [ cheers ] thank you for helping us outl >> jimmywords nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera as we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards w and thenre going to act out a dramatic mad lib scene ready for this >> yeah. really dramatic.ri >> jimmy: all ght, yeah. very dramatic. all right, kenan, give me a silly word >> silly word. butt [ laughter ] >> jimmy: joe, food at a a barbecue >> heinz ketchup [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: adjective? >> funky [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: cartoon character? >> hong kong phooe >> jimmy: wow, nice. >> deep cut. >> jimmy: wow. hong kong phooey, man. [ laughter ] kenan, give me a state >> georgia >> jimmy: plural occupation. >> plural occupation >> jimmy: yes. >> farmhands [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what >> first thing that came to mind - [ laughter ], >> jimmy: oh gosh. country. >> united states of america. >> jimmy: there you go, buddy. usa. [ cheers ]m plural ite clothing. >> plural item of clothing um, oh, i just came from europe and this is on your laundry list, for men and women -- panties. >> jimm

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the whole night was --da >> a few jack els may have been involved, but certainly - >> jimmy: yeah, sure, of course w make me go like, p, "hey, what's uan how are you doing? then i saw you in beverly hills and we crossed like two ships in the night >> jimmy: wait, can you believe that happened, dude?wa >> no, ivery strange >> jimmy: that was the oddest thing ever i went to l.a. for like two days and i was driving and i go -- i see this car trying to go, i think that's horatio [ laughter ] i'm like, "that's tio sanz." that's, like, my comedy team icwe lived in the same offfor five years together. i'm like, "yo! and you're like, "what's up, man? you thought it was a fan laughter ] you go - you're like, mr. cool, you're like, "yeah, what's up?" i go, "it's jimmy! and you're like, "i love you, bro! it was awesome it was great you just had a big birthday, man. 50 i did, yeah >> jimmy: holy moly. happy birthday [ cheers and applause ♪ig that's b we celebrated a lot of birthdays together >> we had many, many good birthdays. you had fun birthdays. i remember we had a few parties for you. >>immy: yeah which o

w. bush jimmy carter. and approximately 675 very well known. but it's mostly people who just want to enjoy the i. can be anywhere on earth. the moon has inspired just about everyone and many iconic songs were dedicated to the dream of its conquest like elton john's rocket man. and. as a guide. to smile why. such. an. elton john sang visit in 1972 these video was made 45 years later as a result of a competition elton announced one of the competitors news little about the moon but a lot about being far from. the arabian refugee much heat i deem co-directed a video that reinterpreted the astronauts voyage. skeeters parallels to his own jenny to europe. gun. elton john was moved by this interpretation of rocket man. who. does know why. he did dean's vashon won the competition he met elton john in power some and the video premiered at the con film festival a happy ending to such a wistful song at. least . come. nothing. good luck to you love. nothing below. gonna be a bad luck. that lovely lovely. land maturing the recording of pink floyd's the dark

. >> jimmy: what was that like >> uh -- it w short i thought it would -- i thought the stones would behter ] >> jimmy: really >> i did i thought they were -- >> jimmy: they're smaller? >> -- they're muchmaller than you -- than you think. >> jimmy: no >> yeah, yeah. it was -- i'm sorry. >> jimmy: really [ laughter ] >> it was great. it was wonderful >> jimmy: did you -- did you get a vibe or something? like a weird - >> it s really a very magical place, , "wow i thought these stones were like stories high. and they're not stories hi they're just like a ceiling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how tall -- how tall am i compared to stonehenge? >> just -- >> jimmy: really >> yeah. well - >> jimmy: thatbi >> a little more, but like - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- much -- much -- just that okay >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause you hear all these things like, "how did it -- did the aliens do it?" >> yeah,mm jimmy: area 51? something like that. >> it wouldn't take aliens >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> yeah. [ laughter ] it wouldn't take aliens. >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i -- and did velma go with you? >> no, and she w

there's ch -- and all -- as well, our shark expert is missing a hand and foot. >> jimmy: stop i w >>cht?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, in air quotes. >> right, and anthony anderson was there, who i thought i was -- i thought i was outgoing like a golden retrietir, like always wan approval from people he walks through -- we were at this place called atlantis he walks through the casino. everyone starts recognizing him, and he's like, "are we taking pictures, mother[ bleep ]? [ laughter ] and i am not kidding, and then, he has a meet and greet for an hour with everybody coming up to him >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> he's the nicest dude. he can heal people >> jimmy: no, he cannot. [ laughter ] no, no, he made this lady walk. >> jimmy: no, i want to hear -- i want to hear - you did -- your first standup special is coming out. this is a big deal because i've known you for a while. i've seen your stand-up but i didn't know -- i thought you -- i assumed that you already had one. >> iid too [ laughter ] and then, it turns out i didn't [ laughter ] it was actually jim gaffigan's special. [ laughter

jimmy: somebody coughing? >> one cough [ cough [ laughter ]as that w the most poetic >> jimmy: oh wow >> and my , ner angela wasation >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. that's really fun. >> thank you so much i'm really excited [ cheers and applause yeah >> jimmy: you deserve it >> thanks. >> jimmy: i just read somewhere you do some interesting impressions? >> yes okay, so -- this impression that i do, i have the musical taste of likita 75-year-old hermoman who's like wearing a dress made out of spider webs so the impression that i can do -- i don't know if it's gonna translate, is a duet between ella fitzgerald and louie armstrong. >> jimmy: oh my goodness >> "baby it's cold outde." that kind of thing >> jimmy: absolutely >> but i thought to kind of modernize it, i would do it to one of -- a pivotal song for me as a a middle schooler. okay, okay, here we go t this is happening,s is crazy. this is like what i would do when i was 6-years-old alone, and then stoned at 17, and now sober here okay ♪ oops i did it againh i played wur heart got lost in the game oba baby oops you think i'm in love ♪ ♪ and i'm sent fr

>>epter:t wa mz w with the jimmy ve mmy v perseve award. >> for anyone out there not sure if they canng, it could be in sports, in your job, in your life, whatever it is, i'm here to tell you that you can passionate. you have got to work at it. but it can happen. >> reporter: moving the crowd to tears. >> i made it this far -- and who says i can't go further? >> reporter: david wright, abc news, new york. >> wow. we salute coach mendez. thanks for sticking here with my voice tonight and for all your tips on twitter, i feel fine, just the voice. we'll see you tomorrow. good night. >>> now news to build a better bay area from abc7. >> the faa has now determined that the airplane crashed a few miles off the coast of the santa cruz mountains. >> a plane crashed but no wreckage was found. mystery deepens in the case of a stolen plane out of watsonville. good afternoon, thank you for joining us. i'm ama daetz. >> i'm dan ashley. >> video released today of the plane taking off from the airport. >> investigators believe the plane crashed with no. >> reporter:s in late june after it was taken

only karaoke versions of songsg he se vocals for every song." [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh, oh >> jimmy: whats awful. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: that is a nightmare. this song's a little bit out of my range, but i'm gonna try it anyway ♪ all by myself >> steve: father and daughter dance. [ laughter ]i >> jimmy: member one time at a wedding, my friend rob andi denise -- family fends, we went to this wedding my mom's always would get in trouble dude, wherever we went she was just a magnet for making trouble, and she kind of thing.ke bad -- bad kneesoor so she kind of like walked like a little -- ki of like ozzy osbourne. [ laughter ] and so we went to this wedding, and what they're about to -- we're at the reception they're about to announce the wedding party. you know, and then the bride and groom -- and mom goes, "i got to go to the bathroom." [ light laughter ] i go, "don't do it now why would you do it now? everybody.ey introduce just hold it for 10 minutes, and then go. she goes, "i got to go now." [ light laughter ] just do it quick before -- 'cause they haven't introduced -sh goes

hand when we're done 'cause it's really gross [ light laughter ] >> all right, here we go >> jimmy: alright, w>> yes and then i'm making the sign again that i'm rolling film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rolling film, it's a a movie. >> i'm cranking something. >> jimmy: yes, cranking -- i understand >> okay.'m and then iolding up my three fingers. >> jimmy: yes. the third word >> and i am placing something on top of my head that is pointy, that makes me feel very regal. and i'm in a throne. and i'm -- >> jimmy: crown. >> yeah d then i'm pointing myself after i do all that. >> jimmy: queen? >> almost. >> jimmy: prince, king >> yes so now i'm holding up two fingers. >> jimmy: yes, the second word you are gesticulatbyg with your feet, he way [ laughter ] you can't help it. >> there ain't no cuffs for my feet my feet are free [ lahter ] okay and then i'm - [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh, no i'm sorry.ul that was my fa that was fault i was waiting. just do it again, tell me the second word, i'll get it >> holding up two fingers and i'm going like this -- roar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the lion king." ♪ [ cheers

so - [ laughter ]he >> jimmy: "w of fortune" argument [ applause ] >> yeah, right >> jimmy: let's talkow,ecause i love any form of comedy >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just love to laugh >> well, i t fnk the thing that's about it, any time you've ever seen a comedy competition on tv, it's always standup. and i'm standup. i love standup but kind of the idea was -- with the show was, a, the timing of it if t country ever needs to laugh, it's now. >> jimmy: yeah >> you know? lwand to me, laughter is as like the release valve that keeps the boiler from exploding. you know, you got to laugh and so we kind of thought, all right, we doitt care how you do it can be sketch it can be music acts it can be comedy magic - just make us laugh bring the funny. and so that's what we're doing i mean, we got standups going up against sketch acts >> jimmy: ventriloquists >> ventriloquists, puppets you name it, we got it >> yeah.: which i always love. >> jimmy: i love watching these shows because i always think, like, well - i don't -- you got to get your start somewhere. and this is a good way - >> oh, yeah. >> ji

good. >> i feel like i'm at a keith urban concert. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's one parking lot down new would you explain the wix, by the way, did not sneak me any episodes. which normally, it gets -- >> which is so rude. >> jimmy: right? [ laughter ] i mean, netflix, i can keep a secret better than anyone. >> uh -- >> can ya? >> i don't know imout that >>: no, maybe not. >> probably not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, millie, how's your toe >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> wait, what? >> the last time i was here, jimmy stepped on my toe by trying to sabotage me. >> jimmy: no, i did not! i did not. >> yeah, you did >> jimmy: i was playing with you. >> don't deny it >> jimmy: i thought wee choreographed to dance >> on the plane, after i was like, icing. >> oh, god >> i was like, no -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, no, i stepped back, and i'm lien, "ooh." and th was like, "oh." >> and then, i like looked at you and i was like - [ laughter ] i still engaged with the roots i was like, "guys, bring it back up for me." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and then, all of a sudden, bo my toe like -- >> jimmy: but it's recoverin

>> not because i'm not allowed to say when it's airing, but because it's not finished. >> jimmy: oh >> so it wst do a series." and is it based on just what >> it is a -- it's basically about new york >> jimmy: yeah >> so lots of it is marty talking to me. interviewing me. it's not only about new york m he interviewon different subjects, many of which are new york >> jimmy: and he just wants to know your theory, your take on things >> yes, my take is one way of putting it and then - [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there's other ways of putting it as well, but yeah >> a then, it's also me lking around new york noticing things. >> jimmy: how are you and co martese walking around new york city? >> no, no. marty doesn't walk around with me he wanted -- he suggested that it would be a good idea. i suggested it would be a very bad idea [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so is he directing you from a remote vehicle? [ light laughter ] >> um, yes - [ laughter ]gu >> jimmy: how did s that that's amazing this is amazing. i cannot wait for this so i don't know -- we don't know the title we don't know when it's out. but

jimmy when you're making these points. >> no. >> reporter: why is that? >> because i'm afraid. >> reporter: afraid of what? >> reaction.t >> reporter: w you think, jimmy?what you think about what she's saying? he you know-- again, that' - that's her opinion. >> it's not the weapon that does it. it's a human. more backgrount checks. i'm ainst that. i think it should happen. >> we agree on something. >> reporter: but now, there's a new battle brewing on the horizon.de the 2020 presiial election. >> reporter: is that the number one issue for you? which of these candidates yoat think could resident trump? >> yes it is. >> reporter: which of these candidates can beat the person that jimmy is going to vote for. >> yes. sorry. but yes. >> reporte and jimmy you're dead set, you know you're going to vote for president trump again? >> yes.>> eporter: the fact that their union can withstand a deep political divide, they say, should offer hope to the rest of the country. and maybe even some lessons for elected officials on different sides of the aisle. >> try and find the points that you do agree on, may, and have more conversations about that. >> i would not want

. >> yeah.no >> jimmy: w, the idea of the show is it's like a singing competition, but this all comedy jimmy: so you have an insane theory about "the voice" that they should --us >> yeah, 'cai'm mean [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you're funny, you're funny you make me laugh.r here's youeory about "the voice" -- is that you think they should be facing the -- >> i think they shoulde lready be facing thople, and then they hit the button to turn around [ laughter ] and it's not - >> jimmy: that is cold >> it's not looks based, but it's the same thing, because if they don't turn around that means you don't love them. and if they -- like, in the original >> jimmy: you can't do that. no way, man. >> i feel it's a little pettier. >> jimmy: but this one is great because -- >> how funny would that be if someone is giving their heart, and they're just like -- >> jimmy: they should done episode like that and just see [ laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip here's chrissy teigen in nbc "bring the funny." take a look at this. >> so much robotics. do you ever break out of it? like, do you ever becom

. >> jimmy: oh, it's light okay w. i don't know if that was a lie or true. u play the game am i familiar with a closet? yes. >> something called a paintbrush >> jimmy: yes, of course >> okay. and -- [ laughter ] and have y ever braided your or your wife's hair?'s or your daughtair? >> jimmy: yes. >> okay, so what this is, is a a paintbrush of hair that's been braided - [ light laughter ] with what do you call that thing? h a ponytailolder at the end >> jimmy: a scrunchie? >> no, it's not. come on, let's go.tail holder. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ponytail holder? i've never even heard of that. why didn't you say, are you ar famili with a ponytail holders? [ laughter ] i'm not. >> you are not >> jimmy: i am not i have no idea what that meansr? a ponytail holde >> well, it's like a thinner thing that's not a scrunchie [ laughter ]rubber band? rubber band? >> no, a ponytail holder a rubber band is made of rubber and can tear your hair this is a ponytail holder. >> jimmy: made of fabric >> it's also -- there's paint on it and also - [ laughter ] i ve this game can i c

w. bush or jimmy carter, whoever it is, they go into the white house thinking wait a second, everybody was h.w. bush, one of the most humble men in the white house once asked an adviser when he was losing in 1992, if you're so gd smart, why aren't you president? so donald trump because of james comey's letter, because of a lot of different things got elected in a once-in-a-lifetime anomaly. and he thinks that he can play that game again. but what he is doing is by being racist, by attacking these individual members of congress, he's chasing off the suburban voters. he is chasing off women. he is chasing off voters who -- remember, i think i saw it on your show last night. he was very proud that they stayed at home. that black voters stayed at home and didn't vote for hillary clinton. >> yes. >> well, guess what? guess what? they're going to be mobilized. people of color are going to be mobilized, and donald trump is going to pay for it. so it's really shortsighted. i don't understand why he is doing it. and anybody that thinks that's going to help him win the suburbs of philly have never b

>> jimmy: i didn't look.in >> did i w >> steve: rachel, you are the winner of that round [ cheers and: insane in the membrane all right.d this is rouno or the deuce as we call it. [ laughter ] this time we're going to really mix things up. this time -- >> jimmy: we've never called it y.e deuce, ever, by the wa [ laughter ]we >> steve: call it the deuce >> jimmy: no, we don't >> steve: round two. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> steve: the deuc j >>my: no one does that either the whole thing is weird >> steve: the deuce. >> jimmy: here we go ng steve: this time it's g to get nuts. because this te you will begin. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> steve: and you will count to seven seconds. when you hr this sound - ♪ >> stop playing the sound. >> steve: it's nuts. good luck.>> immy: same thing we just did. >>, teve: no, it's round two the deuce. >> jimmy: yeah, i know i understand it's the deuce. [ laughter ] all right, good luck ♪ >> steve: ooh. 6.31 jimmy. >> jimmy: yes.no >> steve: itw your turn.>> immy: yes. >> steve: are you ready? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: to hear this sound - ♪ because when you hear this s

w. bush, barack obama, jimmy carter, ronald reagan, george herbert walker bush, all of these men were president 4th and none of them chose to make this july fourth into, if not a political event, remains to be seen, a personal event like donald trump has. ask yourself the question of why. >> yeah. as we sit and ponder that, there is something in d.c. the president -- or will be that he did not ask for. the baby trump blimp. how did that even happen. >> well so this is -- they got a permit to -- you have probably seen this balloon. it often accompanies donald trump, not with him but running alongside him at events. this balloon will be here. rep pleat with foam. they got a permit that approved it. the thing that you'll see is this is become a fiasco because donald trump is making it into a big thing there is significant counter-protests. again, the thing that i just keep coming back to that i find a little bit frightening is this -- you can't, as i heard kellyanne conway make the argument today, we're celebrating our independence, are you against our independence and patriotism? >> no. >> no, ri

jimmy: the vegas one? >> questlove: yeah coast i'm new york." w --goes, "well, if i so i went and saw her last night. singer, obviously stunning and just a performer and, dude, i've talked to her on the couch. and we talked about the show and i go, "i just don't go to vegas. i just don't go .a she goes, "well, if i come here," you know -- so i went and saw her last night. it was off the chain unbelievable go see her like, there was dudes flipping over each other. really, honestly it was like -- it was just honestly, amazing. i'm so happy i went. and it looked exhausting [ light laughter ] i was like, "she must be exhausted right now. actually, she's probably recovering so i should just -- wonder if i could just check in with her and just see if she's -- let me facetime j. lo [ light laughter ] [ ringing hello? >> hi! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey! oh, my goodness. hey, the number works! the phone number works you gave me a real number. i'm so thankful. [ light laughter ] >> you think i'd give you the wrong number okay >> jimmy: i saw you last night. and i just want to say -w, saw sh >>immy: oh,

. >> well, it would be trimp - uh, trump. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then trump was like, obstructedas trimp wghter ] not trump, trimp lock him up. [ laughter ] lock up trimp. [ laughter ] the clip went viral, which explains this yard sign i saw today -- trimp-pince, 2020. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he changed his name >> steve: pince. >> jimmy: after the testimony, both sides tried to de victory. and trump sent out a tweet that said, "truth is a force of nature." people were like, "wow, that's deep." and trump was like, "thanks, i got it from a fortune cookie." [ light laughter ] if you missed mueller's ar g, don't worry, in a few weeks william barr will give a a much shorter, inaccurate summary. um - you didn't like that joke? it's okay. [ laughter ] you don't have to like 'em all >> steve: come on, it's a good joke >> jimmy: you don't have to like all of them it's okay. >> steve: that's a good joke >> jimmy: but after all the hype and questioning, i don't think anybody's changed their mind about anything. democrats are still thinkingt abouimpeachment. republicans are still

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people here just aren't that organized. [ laughter ] that kind of nipped it in the butt >> jimmy: that's the end o w thank you [ cheers and applause >> -- not bad. ♪ not bad. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here is marc maron in "sword of trust. take a look at this. >> so what's the big plan with the cash >> well, we want to -- i mean, eventually we want to have a a kid. >> aw, that's nice >> can't really do it on our own, you know? >> what, are you going to buy a kid, buy sperm >> no. >> have one? >> i want cynthia. i mean, we talked about it she'd carry. >> okay. so you're going to carry the kid, that's the plan >> i'm hoping if i can, you know >> you seems the more motherly of the two of you. >> oh, does she? >> yeah. >> oh, that's -- thank you >> you're welcome. >> that's great. >> i think he means it as a compliment >> well, it doesn't sound like the compliment >> i think you're two sides of the mother coin. like, yoow, you just made ablenc and i felt like i had done something wrong. and then i look at her, and i'm like, "it's going to be okay." >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and appl

h-o-t-w-i-r-e hotwire.com ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: kamala harris of california is here, back home in california.g to do? you're here a short time. >> i'm here. i've got a number of meetings and events, and i'm having the in-laws and kids over for dinner tomorrow night so i'm cooking. >> jimmy: today there was a vote, it was almost a unanimous vote. this was for the september 11th victims fund. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: john stewart spoke beautifully about this. the idea was they would extend those benefits for victims of september 11th, and one senate isenater, rand paul, voted to block it. it makes us wonder if you can ever come together on anything. >> the way that i approached, it's tragic that that did not pass. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because as we know and have known, for more than a decade, there are so many heroes associated with 9/11 who deserve to receive all the benefit of our respect and dignity we can give them. you know, on the broader issue about whether we can find any common ground in the united states congress, i do believe we can. because i believe that the american people know that t

battle ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's - [ cheers and applause all right, all right, all right. all right, all right i know, i know it's madonna >> who wants -whow it works. >> jimmy: people are freaking out right now. the roots are going to play us a beat, and madonna and i will take turns showing off our best dance moves. madonna, since you're madonna -- [ laughter ] why don't you go first >> hi. >> jimmy: you ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, cool all right. dim the lights roots. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness oh my. come on. [ cheers and applause why am i even -- >> thank you >> jimmy: why am i even trying >> you know what, you've got to always aim - >> jimmy: look at me my suit doesn't even light up. this is embarrassing come on. >> is that true? >> jimmy: yeah is mine going to light up, or what do i do all right, here we go. i can't beat this. all right, here we go. all right. dim the lights whenever you're ready. >> good luck [ cheers and applause >> yes don't hurt yourself. did you hurt yourself? >> jimmy: i think i pulled something. >> his grandpa moves you like

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jimmy: have you ever been in a harness like that? i >>e been in a harness once before, and i promised i w never do it again. ng you're going to be singing tonight is going to be in a different octave. a higher key like, ladies and gentlemen, sting. i giveup i want to mention, by the way, you kind of wrote that sketch a little bit >> i did [ cheers and applause we - well, we - in a lot of ways >> but no, i'm not taking the full blame for it. no [ laughter ] >> jimmy: arthur meyer, our writer on our show, and colin elsy wrote this sketchst two gs on the moon we sent it to you. we go, i don't know if sting will do itwo he probably do it we don't know. and we didn't hear back from you. [ laughter ] so i go, all right, so it's okay then we heard back from your publicist. they said, "sting likes the idea a little bit, but he's got some things he wants ttweak. and then, like in the next hour we got a scratch track of you singing that >> yeah, to "walking on the moon." >> jimmy: to "walking on the moon" yeah and i go -- no, we start crying dude, it was like, this is the best thing that's ever happened have you -- i

jimmy: unbelievable but it's true. everybody is already talking about these polls and as we all know from the past, polls do a haa great job predicting weally happens >> clinton is leading donald trump nationally by nine points 52-43. >> jimmy: yeah so if you want to know how much the polls matter, just ask president hillary clinton. [ laughter ] so you'll see. yeah [ applause ] these polls matter well meantime, out in the campaign trail, joe biden and trump have been trading insults all week trump's been saying that biden is too old to be president well, reporters asked biden t abous age and stamina. check out how he responded >> there's been a lot of questions about your schedules and that it's been a little lighter than some of the other >> look at him and look at me and answer the question [ audience ohs ] ke, "okay, whose turn is it to remind him about personal space? okay [ laughter and appuse your turn? my turn? can we hear biden's voice again? >> look at him and look at me, and answer the questio >> jimmy: is he trying to become president or batman [ lauger ] "i'm biden i'm biden. well, between now and the election, there is st

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jimmy: thank you very much. oh, my goodness. look at you. thank you very much.e, thanks, welcom everybody wcome,elcome, welcome to "the tonight show.u thank r being here [ cheers and applause se pleaive it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like there's so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. the series finale "game of thrones" is this weekend [ cheers ]on pga champiip just kicked off and i heard that taco bell is opening a hotel and resort. [ cheers and applause there's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. [ light laughter ] first off, president trump is in a trade war with china. he's raising tariffs on chinese products while the chinese are raing tariffs on u.s. oducts the whole thing is heating up big timeyo know what else is heating up this season of "game of thrones. [ cheers and applause daenerys was losing her mind and know one knows who will end up on the throne, but you know who will end up on the thront anyone who stays ae taco bell hotel and resort. [ laughter an

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w isn't they beat the netherlands to win their fourth world cup. did you watch it, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. usa, yes. we won. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i just said that. >> guillermo: i know. >> jimmy: nancy pelosi the speaker of the house invited the team to visit the capitol after megan rapinoe, the mvp, last week she was asked if he would accept an invitation to visit the white house from the president. >> are you excited about going to the white house? >> i'm not going to the [ bleep ] white house. no. >> jimmy: that's what melania said also. obviously that got under our president's thin orange skin so he tweeted women's soccer player megan rapinoe tweeted she's not going to the f 'ing white house. i just got criminal justice reform passed. black unemployment is at the lowest level. i don't know what this means. i don't know what this has to do with soccer but in our country's history and the poverty index's best number ever, leagues and teams love coming to the white house. i am a big fan of the american team and women's soccer but meghan should win first before she talks. finish the job. and she did. we got some exciting news t

w dot com highlights. jimmy's who's live from the line has announced she will step down as the country's defense minister on tuesday the european parliament is set to vote on where the funded line is going to become a you commission president she's faced opposition from some factions in the parliament who view her nomination binational latest as i'm democratic. for u.s. lawmakers him u.s. president donald trump told to go home have hit back they say the president is inciting white nationalism to distract from what they call the chaos and corruption of his administration trump is refusing to retract his comments about the 4 american citizens which of incited the race raul. a woman in el salvador has gone on trial for 2nd time charged with aggravated homicide over the death of his stillborn baby evelyn and that is says she didn't know she was pregnant when she went into labor in an alpha house prosecutors argue she induced the baby's birth now salvador has one of latin america's strictest abortion laws. and the worl

w . simply curious. do it yourself network. for your next gen subscribe don't miss out. jimmy's will slip on the line has made history as the 1st woman picked to serve as a commission president lawmakers at the european parliament have confirmed the former german defense minister will fill the post for the next 5 years it's the most important job in the block. and she's voted in by a narrow margin fundal on his pledge to make fighting climate change her top priority and in an exclusive interview she told did she bring a divided europe back to get out. europe has to be united that many many more big questions we have to tackle and your past to play a role and we only can do that when the united. the u.s. house of representatives has voted to denounce donald trump for the president's tweets about 4 ethnic minority congress women all house democrats condemned his call for the lawmakers to go hon oh but for republicans voted against the symbolic resolution but the u.s. senate is controlled by the g.o.p. and its leadership is backing the president. and people in the united states hav