from "grand hotel," roselyn sanchez. the 14th annual belly flop competition, guillermo live in dildo. and music from daniel caesar. and now, what's up jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, sit, relax, we have no time to waste with applause. we may need to stand on morning. we have so much going on. welcome to hollywood, our home that happens to be a newly-named sister city to a small city in newfoundland called dildo. that's right, and in case you don't know, i have decided to run for mayor of dildo. they don't have a mayor. they don't seem to want a mayor because they're not having an election for mayor. but local polls show me leading 52-48. bad news is i am leading no one by 4%. i dispatched an advance team. they went 4,000 miles and led by close and most-trusted adviser guillermo, we will hear from him in dildo moments from now. this is the time of year when we offer people walking past

from "grand hotel," roselyn sanchez.ly flop competition, guillermo live in dildo. and music from daniel caesar. and now, what's up jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, sit, relax, we have no time to waste with applause. we may need to stand on morning. we have so much going on. welcome to hollywood, our home that happens to be a newly-named sister city to a small city in newfoundland called dil

over again, with gerard butler, bob odenkirk, henry winkler, jim gaffigan, whitney cummings, roselyn sanchez music from pete yorn, daniel caesar, snoop dogg, and the avett brothers. so please join us for all of that. you look great, guillermo. i like this look. >> me too. >> jimmy: what do you see when you see that looking back at you? >> i see 25, 26. >> jimmy: 25, you should start a band called monsta mex. >> me and -- me and my cousin juan. >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy-nominee, writer and actor whom you know from 5 seasons of "saturday night live" and a bit of ghost-busting on the side. her latest is called "the angry birds movie 2." >> what, you've never heard of thermo emulsifiers? >> okay. >> so you do that, and i'm going to go feed my baby, yes, i'm going to feed my baby, there you go. who's my baby? you're my baby. >> jimmy: the angry birds movie 2" opens tuesday. please welcome leslie jones. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. how you doin'? >> i am doin' awesome! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you look great. and you're extra tall today. >> yes, i am. i'm always ta

roselyn sanchez will join us. we'll have music from daniel caesar.er this week, jim gaffigan, gerard butler, david alan grier, dave salmoni and his wild animal friends, plus music from snoop dogg and the avett brothers. but not together. so please join us for that. for ten years our first guest has been playing a character who goes by many names, but you know him best as saul. he is nominated for an emmy for his work in "better call saul," which returns to amc early next year. please welcome bob odenkirk. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ nute. >> oh. no. this is a practice emmy. >> jimmy: it's a practice emmy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did they give those to the -- like all the nominees? >> no. i got this at goodwill. [ laughter ] it's some show called "small wonder." >> jimmy: oh, that was a great show. sure. >> it won best show ever. >> jimmy: and why did you get it? >> oh, just to warm up. you know, because this is my fourth time, jimmy, and i think it's the charm. i think definitely winning. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> absolutely going to win this one! >> jimmy: