go, cartman. - let's do this. [dramatic music] ♪ [applause] - cartman?o, cartman. - come on, dude. hurry. - no. no! i won't do it. i won't do it, do you hear me? i'm better than this. and to hell with you, mister kitty! you're a bad kitty! bad! bad kitty! it's time somebody stood up and did the right thing. [snaps fingers] [dramatic music] - yeah, do it, cartman. - ♪ all right, football night ♪ ♪ what do you do? ♪ get out your camera and a boobie or two ♪ - wow! - ♪ you got to get serious ♪ - have you ever seen faith hilling that good? - ♪ come on, everybody, it's faith hilling time ♪ ♪ dancin', rappin', titties flappin' ♪ ♪ where are you? ♪ this is the only memeing i'll ever do ♪ - oh, long johnson. - ♪ is a meme i won't buy ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm faith hilling till the day i die ♪ - and so, in the face of war, a little boy reminds us all what being human really means. the message is unclear, but it doesn't matter, as long as you give the audience a song, celebrity bashing, and republican hopefuls dancing around with boobies. it's called "pandering," and all ov

. - [muffled] - is cartman still in the bathroom? - hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20!unishing my toilet. - yeah, that poor, poor thing. - come on, cartman, you're missing the game! - i'm almost done, you smart-asses. i'm just wiping my-- what the hell is that? [toilet flushes] you guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. it's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper. - why did you pull it out of the trash? - because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, but look, check it out. it's all bloody. - are you boys still playing that video game? - yeah; hey, mom, cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom. - look. but i don't think it's for using. i think it's just for looking through. - eric, put that down. - why? - just go put it back in the trash can. - but it's, like, all bloody. it might be alive. - no, that-- that came from me. just put it away. - this came out of you? you just left it in the trash can? "you shouldn't have done that. he's just a boy. poor little feller." - what is it, mom? - yeah, what is it, mrs. marsh? - boys, that'

fornstance, your mother is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company whereas your iend eric cartman's motherl the kids at school today made fun of me becae i'm rich. - oh. - i d't want to be rich anymore. i want to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner and ear clothes from j-mart. - j-mart son, you don't know what you're saying. - i just want to be like all he other kids in south park. please, m and dad, please! - you...sure you want to do this, son? - i'm sure. - hmm... - where's the vat? - he must be parking someone else's car. - ah, here go. take good care of it, please. here's $20. ho! they've activated some kind of alien blinding dice. - that's not a blinding device, dad, it's fluorescent lighting.