should be able to be you guys' friend without wearing kenny's old coat. - be quiet, not-kenny, the maury povichittle girl who was born without a midsection. please welcome damla jones. [applause] - hello, maury. - ah, sick, dude! - you're a very brave little girl, and i'm very proud of you. - thank you. - can you tell the audience how miserable your life is? - ah, yes, it is. - ha ha, you're a cutie.