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i thought i could see dunder-- dunder mifflin. yeah. [laughs] wow! i just miss you so much. i missed you too. really? yeah. well, can i kiss you? yeah. ok. maybe that's not the best one. keep reading. - it was. maybe it wasn't. "oh, thank god. i had a horrible nightmare that i was stuck in america with gabe." oh! [laughter] no, that's not the one i was thinking of. keep going. "i know what it smells like, but i didn't roll in anything. it's from listening to all of gabe's bull [bleep]."." [laughter] "isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, erin? sitting on a desert island in dog costumes? i'm gabe, and i'm a weirdo." [laughs] that's pretty good. "gabe's mom. hmm. gabe's mom? wait, tall woman, looks like gabe? yeah, i banged her." yeah[laughter] go. >> trevor: hey, everybody. what's going on? welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." i'm trevor noah, and today is officially day 44 of us staying inside the hosue to try and kick corona virus' ass. yeah, that's right, corona, i said it. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're trying to stay

i am the regional manager of dunder mifflin paper products.manager. all right, done deal! [irish accent] thank you very much, sir! you're gentleman and a scholar. oh, i'm sorry. okay. i'm sorry. my mistake. [clears throat] that was a woman i was talking to. so. she had a very low voice. probably a smoker. so... [clears throat] so that's the way it's done. i've, uh, i've been at dunder mifflin for 12 years. the last four as regional manager. uh, if you wanna come through here. ah, see, we have the entire floor. so this is my kingdom, far as the eye can see. ah, this is our receptionist pam. [imitating bam-bam] pam! pam, pam! pam beasley. uh, pam has been with us, um...for...forever. right, pam? well, i don't know. if you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. reow, reow. what? uh, any messages? um...yeah. just a fax. oh. pam, this is from corporate. how many times have i told you i know... that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? you haven't told me-- it's called the wastepaper basket! [baw

as an exile from his own country so i gotto why dunder files with their plight. what does your biography mean for your photography. is it important that you come from brazil is it to have experience as a refugee live in far way from home i was an activist to politics lefties to young bad octavius to i made the many graves they stopped. the student in economy social science and that when they came out the closer. they that the become a photographer obese was inside the being obese is my head it tapes and i mean could my photography we feast is not that them of activists that they must social football for that they have. a fault to recall just nothing this is because i love photography because i photographed it what that goal did that was important politically. so see a live human and that's what i love what i i. i so for me. my photography it's my way of life as much. more than that you think at the end of the track just my luck with you and i think they'll go to old you see a new star that i need proof of. time and time again as he travels through places devastat

have i heard a lot of good [phone rings] michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorialawareness fun run race for the cure, this is pam. [whispers] pro-am. pro-am race for the-- [dial tone] they hung up. okay. a woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car to learn that she may have rabies. but that is where we are in america. and that does not sit right with me. and that is why i am hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies-- to raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies. a disease that has been largely eradicated in the u.s. but not very many people know that. no, rabies. babies would be a good idea. can i put you down for a dime? [dial tone] hi, stankley, how many sponsors so far? zero. come on, man. you gotta step it up. it's for a good cause. jan called this morning and pledged $500. isn't that your money? that is for a good cause. phyllis, how is the rabies quilt coming? oh, it's coming. oh, look at that! three. way to honor meredith, phyllis. (kevin) michael? yes? you cannot make me run. okay. it is not a real charity. it's stupid, michael. and i'

(dwight) i have left dunder-mifflin after many record-breaking years, and i am officially on the jobrket. and it's very exciting. (dwight) for your convenience, i've broken it down into three parts: professional résumé, athletic and special skills résumé, and dwight schrute trivia. i am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. how would i describe myself? three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. merciless. insatiable. there's nothing on my horizon except everything. everything is on my horizon. i got this job to make some money while i continue my employment search. and, uh... it's fine for the time being. oops. break's over. big turkey. (andy's cell phone) ♪ twiddley diddley dee ♪ twiddley dee, dee-dee ♪ ♪ twiddley diddley dee ♪ twiddley dee, dee-dee ♪ ♪ he rocks in the treetops all the day long ♪ ♪ hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing this song ♪ ♪ all the little birds is that you singing? all four parts. recorded it on my computer. it took me forever. ♪ tweet-tweet, rockin' robin ♪ nice job. thank you muchly. ♪ tweet-tweet tweet ♪ go rockin' ro

one of the most important things dunder stand it essentially creates what we call a self like an ice cream cone. and it's like a petrol motion machine for getting ever increasing defense budgets the way we do it is by downplaying the future consequences to start a new weapon we over promised as performance under promise it's cost we then systematically spread dollars jobs and profits to as many congressional districts as quickly as possible so that everybody has skin in the game. the people who are invested in this day or people like the largest defense contractor in the world. they will die before they see it. going to change the world. we're probably already working. what did martin basically just soon lose your last 2 posts to stan ticals you know in all branches of the government and of the whole i'm. and this is the group that make them if you look like a bunch of schoolboys. fiscal year 19092.3 trillion missing fiscal year 2001 point one trillion missing the pentagon has claimed year after year that the reason it can't account for the money is because its computers don't commun

(michael) today is spring cleaning day here at dunder-mifflin. and yes, i know it's january. idiot. but if you do your spring cleaning in january, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? anything. they say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind. well, i say an empty desk means an-- empty mind. no, that's not-- no. that's not what i was gonna say. meredith, men's room. make sure you replace the urinal cakes. they're worn down. kevin, file drawers. angela, kitchen. oscar, dusting. where is oscar? he's out sick. that's unacceptable. i agree. it's unacceptable. what are you guys doing? (dwight) yes. michael. oscar is out sick. on a friday? [dialing] [ringing] can i do some of the talking? i will do the talking. okay, let him know that i'm here though. (oscar) [on phone] hello? what diffhello? does it make whether you're here? hi, oscar, it's michael. and dwight. yeah, um, heard you were under the weather. (oscar) yeah, i think i came down with the flu. really. oh, that is a shame. you know, it's cleaning day here today. could've used some of that famous hispanic cleaning