anyway, on tonight's episode: jordan klepper joins a protest, how you can use zoom to send someone to their death, and the president of the united states is on drugs. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ♪ ♪ >> trevor: sunshine! it's something we all could use right now, second only to moonshine. and while i can't legally give you my homemade backyard hooch, i can give you some good news of the day. ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with chuck e. cheese-- ground zero for the next pandemic. while most restaurants in the age of coronavirus have switched over to delivery, chuck e. cheese was faced with the ultimate dilemma: how do you get people to order your crappy food when the only reason they ever came to your establishment was to entertain their kids and buy weed from the assistant manager? well, it turns out, all it takes is a little old-fashioned american >> reporter: chuck e. cheese is accused of tricking s

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