ahead, gro greg gut gutfeld joi. president trump was getting mixed coverage by authorizing coronavirus aid by executive order, pushing hard for the nation's schools to open. he's getting flag based on these -- flak based on these comments to "fox & friends." >> this thing will go away. my view is schools should be open. if you look at children, children are almost, i would almost say definitely, almost immune to this disease. >> why would ellie abou he l? how can we deal with a president who lies so much? >> the president of the united states who is charged with setting some level of standards for when kids go back to school, opined about his perspective, which is that kids are less susceptible. >> is it helpful for the patienpresident of to tell pares kids are immune from this and have it spreading from child to child. >> i think the president is making clear that overall the average age of those who pass from coronavirus is still at about 78, over 40% of those who have passed away were in long-term facilities or nu

greg gutfeld heard it last nig night.the author by the way of the book "the self-help book for people who hate self-help." he joins us now, great to see you. how moved were you by the poetry emanating from the lips of our 44th president? >> tucker, i'm going to be honest with you right now, this is the first time i've spoken since i watched it. i have been rendered speechless for the last 24 hours. i decided to come and do your show, i had a stunt double on "the five" because i was in a hospital recovering from the shock and all that lived through my soul, ate my soul and then threw it up all over studio f. you know what it was? >> tucker: that's disgusting, by the way. >> thank you. when obama talks into the media response it's like a baby, like a mama bird feeding a baby bird, right? the media ate it all up because obama just regurgitated their narratives of the last four years. he condensed cnn's prime time content into 20 minutes and then gave it back to them. basically he droned, and not just people, tucker. he drone

has been served greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night. thank you for joining us. greg: after months of careful deliberation in his lazy boy recliner joe biden made his choice. but he would have jell-o for dessert. a set of tapioca pudding so meanwhile in they made them vp - - vp. don't worry if joe wins he will make you that she for something. harris got the nod but not from joe he nodded but wasn't even in the room but he was in the room and tucked away add steakhouse to mainline. take a look at this picture. who is bigger? who is bigger? and batman and robin we know who the top of the ticket really is wondering how the "washington post" covers that. does kamala harris help the ticket? of course. she's under the age of 90. her foot on - - who doesn't need cut up. she knows where she is she can talk and say almost nothing which is a step up so in segment to swear on a stack of bibles. >> i like to look at the lens of my daughter when she heard the vice president had picked kamala harris. her eyes got big and said asian and jamaican that me

in the central seat on the virtual couch, greg gutfeld is here, cohost of "five," host of ""the greg gutfeld show,"" and author of "the plus: self help for people who hate self-help." it feels like a blame game today between the democrats and republicans. why? >> greg: well, i think it's more on the democrats. there's a surprise. if you've never bought anything to the table, you can't sit at the table. when you look at chuck schumer and now, who is beyond belief, or nancy, who huddles in her massive kitchen surrounded by phalanx of gelato, people vote taking risks and willing to share the blame if they are wrong. the people who are most visibly critical of trump have two strikes against them. they didn't offer any practical advice at the start, they didn't share the risk and they deserve no airing of their concerns. there's no control group, we don't have a massive past event like this, or a parallel universe where there is america. you can't substantiate their criticisms or claims that there is a better way, because we don't know that. i will say there is good news. this change in te

greg: tyrus would you like to hear the gutfeld theory of oral concealment?ve got to clean up for it. i am good. >> i believe there is a secondary pleasure derived from mask wearing. we created concealment for the body which creates a sense of intimacy when the mask comes off. it's like an adult film when the librarian removes the glasses or the lab assistant lets her hair down. so removing the mask will resolve over time. for the rest of young people's lives, the mask will be like loosening a bra. is that crazy? am i nuts? is there something wrong with me, tyrus. i am just a little cleaner. the answer to your question, greg, is sure. you are [bleep] there is nothing sexy about the mask. i even tried to be creatively sexy with the mask. i put the mask on and jumped out. she said take the damn mask out and do the dishes. no one is looking at the mask. it would be difficult hearing someone with difficulty breathing through that. questioning * dagen, any thoughts on the pandemic mask? anything you want. >> i am thinking how much thought you put into that. the to

greg gutfeld an interesting thing i noticed with the media. media reports something like mail-in ballots are bad or dangerous or can lead to delays. trump will say it can be bad, dangerous and lead to delays. and the media will say oh, no, trump is fear mongering about mail-in ballots. they do this with everything. they did it with will the joe biden debate thing? >> when trump says something they might agree with they have to take the opposite side. i am offended with jill biden. don't you hate people who only do your show if they can only sell a book. dana winning the miss peptol-bismoll award. >> it's your least favorite shade of pink. >> i am trapped 2 trees have fallen and i can't leave my house. it always happens to me. the concern for mail-in ballots is real. you can't keep bait and switching it with absentee. this is a capacity issue and a scrutiny issue. it's not a corruption issue. you have to treat it like the hospital capacity in covid. you have to flatten the curve so the demand on the postal service is not overwhelming. the probl

greg gutfeld, what did you make of the president?ooks like he is back in fighting shape because of the few months off? >> greg: i was eating nuts and yogurt while watching it, and i have something in my tooth. i think that there is something stuck between this with here. and it is disgusting, but he was back to form and i always love it when he suggests that he is going to do a third term, because it just upsets so many people, and now he is offering kind of a justification for the third term, which is that the first term does not count because they -- it was treasonous. i get a big kick out of that. >> jesse: katie, what do you make? he talks about being the savior of the suburbs and doubling down on the housewives line that got some applause from people in the crowd. >> katie: we are never going to forget you and we are going to fight for you. he made it about the people and not about getting endorsements from leading politicians and calls out the double standard of continuing rules from one set of people in washington, d.c., and r

so does greg gutfeld, by the way. he practices mind control.hat's why his new book, self help for people who hate self-help cells so well and he joins us tonight. channeling a coupler may be a dozen that attacked the president full-time, where would you find a channel like that? >> nowhere. i can't find them anywhere. sometimes even at the airport when i'm trapped there, i say if only there were something like cnn that would incessantly tell me how evil america is. cnn hosts saying there's no anti-trump network, you are denying their existence. that's like neil armstrong denying the moon landing for mcdonald's denying the existence of hamburgers. it exists and you produce it daily. it's a massive industry and cnn is a hood ornament and who needs a publicist when you have pushing the book. i don't get why they deny this. this is like france denying mimes and mimes. just denying mimes. but if you took all of the anti-trump content from cnn, all you would have left is a case of empty botox cartridges outside don lemons dressing room. >> tucker: is

greg gutfeld is next. greg: they call this a hearing but it was like lord of the flies meets early onset dementia and is not meant to be funny. >> is not a question it is a statement. >> i did not ask your question. >> please refrain from interrupting me. >> you said get it done. >> let me just tell you are starting to lose my temper i want you to provide the answers you are willing to provide us are don't have answers to. >> i haven't seen that many dumbbells in one place since my gym close. but yet we pay those people to pull this crap another people. america, the land of the taxpayer-funded witch trials that was the bill bar hearing by the house judiciary committee but a contest between democrats and who could sound the most like ed deprived imbecile. i call the bird brains but i don't want to offend the audubon society. who one? of this bozo? the president donald trump and the attorney general working together. they are letting americans die needlessly because of political reasons. >> or this bozo? >> y

has been served greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night. thank you for joining us. don't worry, joe, harris got the nod, but not from joe. he was in a room. but not the room. he was strapped in a rubber snuggy and main lining for sure. who is bigger. biden is relegated to a movie poster as robin and she is batman. does kamala help the ticket? of course she does. she is under the able of 90. and she doesn't need her food cut up. but she like joe can talk and say nothing. this lady on msnbc nails it. a segment we like to call, i wear on a stack of bibles. >> i like to look at it through the rinse of my daughter who is 8 years old when she heard that the vice president picked kamala harris. she says she is south asian and jamaican. that's means anything is possible for a woman. this is my daughter who is 8 years old. greg: that really happened. politics is amazing, the ability to turn people into great pals after being bitter enemies. >> it was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputation of two united states senators who built their reputati

." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am juan williams, greg gutfeld and katie.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." the race for the white house entering a new phase. urgency increasing. president trump about to campaign in new hampshire after his big rnc speech last night. the president laying out his agenda, defending his record and offering up blistering attacks on joe biden. take a look. >> joe biden is not a savior. if given the chance he will be the destroyer of american greatness. they will make every city look like democrat run portland. no one will be safe in biden's america. at the democratic national convention you barely heard a word about their agenda. that's not because they don't have one. it's because their agenda is the most extreme set of proposals put forward by a major party nominee. joe biden's agenda is made in china. my agenda is made in the u.s.a. joe biden's plan is not a solution to the virus but a surrender to the virus. >> the president and republicans reaching out to three groups of voters during the rnc. maga supporte

. >> and now the greg gutfeld show presents the debate over the debate. : what is the face of this upcoming debate? did you notice how many people suddenly wanted to scrap the whole thing. this week, bill clinton's former spokesman joe lockhart said biden shouldn't go up against ,rump because trump will turn the debate into a circus. >> the circus atmosphere question know more than anything helps trump. he's better at being the circus clown than any other politician we've ever seen and i don't think that biden gets anything from entering that circus ring. greg: lockhart should know about circuses, being a clown and all. that was too easy. journalist elizabeth drew writes an op-ed titled let's scrap the presidential debates because they never made sense as a test for presidential leadership. if your think you your side is going to lose, it doesn't make sense. this guy thinks it's the right that's pushing the don't debate stuff. i guess he never watches his own network. at a time where fewer people want to listen to opposing opinions, a trump biden debate se

justice has been served and greg gutfeld is coming up next. see you next saturday same time, same place. greg: there were two conventions going on this week trader republican one reminding us why america matters. >> i believe america is an exceptional nation founded on three principles equality, freedom and opportunity. >> our family went from cotton to congress and one lifetime. and that is why i believe the next american century can be better than the last. greg: be a radical for freedom and be a radical for liberty. be a radical for our republic for which i stand. greg: that was awesome and then there's the naturalization ceremony reminding us that even as the nation's most prominent voices in america or iridium ably racist billions beyond the border would trade their situation with us beyond the harpy. and how about the sister? she gets things in order. >> in 1978 as a medical school student at georgetown university i joined the army to help pay for my tuition and ended up devoting 29 years to the military serving as a doctor and the surgeo

i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, marie harf, katie pavlich.t's 5:00 in new york, this is "the five." the coronavirus taking center stage at the -- as the race for the white house heats up. president trump and joe biden fighting over calls for national mask mandate. take a look. >> every single american should be wearing a mask when they are outside. for the next three months at a minimum. every governor should mandate, every governor should mandate mandatory men squaring >> we saw joe biden continue to politicize a pandemic and show his appalling lack of respect for the american people is what it is, biden has been wrong about the virus, ignoring the scientific evidence and putting left-wing politics before facts and evidence. >> dana: the biden campaign doubling down on the mask mandate with this new campaign ad. >> joe biden knows we need to listen to medical experts and take action now. that starts by expanding testing, calling for mask mandates nationwide starting immediately. >> dana: for the third day in a row, joe biden and kamala harri

world-class celebrity greg gutfeld i know has popped open chips. >> greg: i would have taken a whitedana: darius rucker is that with the new single. it's a great song. he raised over a quarter of a million dollars for charity through darius and friends, a benefit show for st. jude. $255,000. it's normally done during the week of the country music awards. everything got screwed up big because of covid that they still came through so congratulations to everyone who worked on that. i hosted a special fox news rundown podcast with trey gowdy and we talked about his new book which is called "it doesn't hurt to ask." we talked about recent criticisms of law enforcement and why has so much respect for law enforcement. >> greg: i have an article on foxnews.com in the opinion section called "share the risk." how to end cancel culture. also it's time for something n new. "greg's what did he step in?" take a look at this video. this dog enjoying himself with a great view and then... something happenedpened. all i'm assuming is he must've stepped in something that shocked and surprised him. perh

i am juan williams with dana perino, greg gutfeld, trey gowdy and kennedy. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." the fight for the white house kicking into high gear. joe biden finding himself in some hot water after these comments suggesting that the latino community is more diverse than the african-american community. take a listen. >> unlike the african-american community with notable exceptions, the latino community is incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things. you go to florida, you find a very different attitude about immigration in certain places letting you do when you're in arizona. it's a very diverse community. >> server. >> juan: president trump saying that biden's "no longer worthy" of the black vote. the former vice president clarifying his comments on twitter and sing apart "in no way did i mean to suggest the african-american community is a monolith. not by identity, not on issues, not at all. so will biden's stumble give campaign new momentum? the latest real cruel politics average s

greg gutfeld is coming up. >> bill: good afternoon. the virtual stage, senator kamala harris only hours away from officially becoming the first woman of color on a major party presidential ticket. tonight she will take place alongside joe biden as the democrats vice president candidate. senator harris is one of the headline speakers for night three of that convention along with former president barack obama. analysis from chris stirewalt and donna brazile reporting from mike tobin live in wisconsin. reporting from peter doocy who kicks off this hour. good afternoon. >> good afternoon. we just watched joe biden's motorcade roll out of here. he was inside the chase center for less than three hours. we saw kamala harris inside the chase center, pretty late until last night, more than two hours. this is the spot where she is going to speak tonight. he's going to speak tomorrow night. the campaign is keeping quiet about what these two were doing inside on these separate trips. there is now some new attention on one up tomorrow night speaker

it is a tame one, john roberts come i don't know if you notice that but greg gutfeld has it in for methat and i never heard greg say anything. but i can tell you this, you are always totally put together. i don't know what he's talking about. >> dana: thanks, john, have a good show. >> thanks, dana have a great weekend. i'm john roberts and for bill hemmer and more talks on covert relay for millions of americans right now, top democrats meeting with white house officials to try to work out a deal, but it appears both sides are very far apart. the jobs report shows unemployment's for the two percentage point and the united states recovered half of the jobs lost since the start of the pandemic. president trump says he may take executive action on covid relief if the two sides cannot

greg gutfeld will be on next. ♪ the coronavirus is wrecking state and local budgets.te doesn't act, it will mean painful cuts to essential public services across america. fewer teachers and nurses, longer response times, dirtier streets. but some say our states should just go bankrupt. text fund to 237-263 to tell congress to fund our essential public services. afscme is responsible for the content of this ad. >> dana: two weeks ago a gunman murdered her son and shot her husband. now a federal judge in new jersey is speaking up for the first time since the attack. >> daniel and i went downstairs to the basement, and we were chatting as we always do, and daniel said, mom, let's keep talking. i love talking to you, mom. and it was that exact moment that the doorbell rang and daniel looked at me and said, who is that? and before i could say a word, he sprinted upstairs. within seconds, i heard the sound of bullets and someone screaming no! >> dana: the judges husband is still recovering after multiple surgeries, saying the gunman shot himself. now the judge is calling fo

greg gutfeld is next. : they call this a hearing but it was like lord of the flies meets early onset dementia and is not meant to be funny. >> is not a question it is a statement. >> i did not ask your question. >> please refrain from interrupting me. >> you said get it done. >> let me just tell you are starting to lose my temper i want you to provide the

jeanine.org thank you for watching for truth justice and the american way and justice has been served greg gutfelds next and i will see you next saturday night. thank you for joining us.

justice has been served and greg gutfeld is coming up next. you next saturday same time, same place. greg: there were two conventions going on this week trader republican one reminding us why america matters. >> i believe america is an exceptional nation founded on three principles equality, freedom and opportunity. >> our family went from cotton to congress and one lifetime. and that is why i believe the next american century can be better than the last. greg: be a radical for freedom and be a radical for liberty. be a r f

jeanine.org thank you for watching for truth justice and the american way and justice has been served greg gutfeldxt and i will see you next saturday night. thank you for joining us. greg: after months of careful deliberation in his lazy boy recliner joe biden made his choice. but he would have jell-o for dessert. a set of tapioca pudding so meanwhile in they made them vp - -

i'm ashley strohmier now back to "the greg gutfeld show." for news headlines go to foxnews.com. zero codevilla fellow at the german bordello. after months of the shutdown in berlin germany brothels are up and running so customers can still get an rubdown or as it's known in europe the bill clinton. >> i'm bill clinton and i approve this massage. greg: me a while in philly the city's annual bike ride has been canceled. organizers are calling it off was the safest we went to the bicycle -- for comment area did finally covid kills another classic up to three to pizza hut restaurants are set to permanently close replaced by a british guy named leon. >> another two minutes. oh my gosh lico. greg: no sympathy here. kat we need to keep this clean so the show editors aren't stuck here until sunday editing out jokes about hookers and cyclists. go kat. >> i'm moving to berlin. i really am moving to berlin. they have more freedoms in some areas than we do. i get that we have in portland that we don't -- that they don't have like free three the whole bondage club a few weeks ago like they w

i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, marie harf, katie pavlich.00 in new york, this is "the five." the coronavirus taking center stage at the -- as the race for the white house heats up. president trump and joe biden fighting over calls for national mask mandate. take a look. >> every single american should be wearing a mask when they are outside. for the next three months at a minimum.

. >> greg gutfeld, great to see y. >> as always, it is great to see me. >> tucker: we have burned throughe hour. were at the end and will be back tomorrow night and every weeknights, 8:00 p.m., the shown it's the sworn enemy of line, smugness , pomposity, greatness. a live from new york, the great sean hannity standing by. >> sean: can i weigh in on that last segment? nobody would ever ever consider humpty dumpty or the soon to be revealed who is mr. potato head as anchors. nobody ever. i was thinking anchor more in the nautical sense. anyway. great job, thank you. welcome to hannity. tonight, we begin with this fox news alert. we have breaking news in a 7-1 decision, the seattle city council just voted to defund the police department slashing jobs and salaries by a massive amount and tonight, just 85 days until the election day and you become the ultimate

greg gutfeld is next. ng but it was like lord of the flies meets early onset dementia and is not meant to be funny. >> is not a question it is a statement. >> i did not ask your question. >> please refrain from interrupting me. >> you said get it done. >> let me just tell you are starting to lose my temper i want you to provide the

. >> tomorrow night, "the greg gutfeld show."nd tyrus. 10:00 p.m. eastern, check it out. let's do this, shall we? yes, they are. they never are not great. the key to good storytelling is having a good story to tell like this blue dragon here. look at how he commands his clientele. they are hypnotized by his story. i don't know what he's talking about. just invent love with my words. that's it. i'm glad that's it. you want to get some attention on the five? draw a picture of me and then we will mention it. look at this. doesn't that look like a printable thing, they say i have the most fungible face on television. that was a nice rendition. look at what else he did. >> looking good, i'll bring this over after the show is over. now going to deface it. waters rolled 8:00, we also have the portland guy who was kicked in the head by a black lives matter supporter who will be here in an exclusive. trey gowdy, you're next. >> want to thank you for letting me join you today. i had a book that came out this week, doesn't hurt to ask if yo

." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am jesse watters with dana perino, greg gutfeld, juan williams and martha maccallum's 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> one of the biggest nights of joe biden's life. hours from now he will accept the democratic nomination. trump campaigning in scanton, pennsylvania with searing attacks on the former vp's character and policies. >> tonight we have slow joe will speak at the democratic national convention. i am sure he will just knock them dead. if you want a vision of your life under the biden presidency, pick up the smoldering ruins in minneapolis and the blood stained sidewalk of chicago and imagine mayhem coming to your town. he abandoned pennsylvania and he sold out our country. now he will come in and make a change. i don't think so. >> martha maccallum, you were actually there this delaware where joe biden will deliver his address tonight. we have seen all week the m mediocre campaign. tonight looks different. >> as we noticed last night when they took the wide shot of kamala harris and you saw that empty room. it was just weird! t

i'm ashley strohmeyer and now back to the greg gutfeld show for all your headlines log on to foxnews re watching the powerful head lou headlines in news, fox. greg: biden into silence over violence. current osha wisconsin saw several nights of mayhem following the police shooting of jacob blake. at tuesday two people were shot and killed and a 17-year-old has been charged with her murder. later this week joe biden address the riots. >> for testing brutality is a right and absolutely necessary. but burning down communities is not for tests it's needless violence. violence that endangers lives, violence that guts of businesses and shutters businesses. that is wrong. the problem we have right now as is we are in donald trump's america. he is rooting for more violence and not lessen these clear about that. what's he doing but pouring gasoline on the fire? greg: joe finally condemns the violence and coincidentally as he blames trump using a terrible analogy. he was only condemning their violence in order to blaine trump which is kind of sad given the past two months he's been as quiet as t

i am juan williams with dana perino, greg gutfeld, trey gowdy and kennedy.he five." the fight for the white house kicking into high gear. joe biden finding himself in some hot water after these comments suggesting that the latino community is more diverse than the african-american community. take a listen. >> unlike the african-american community with notable exceptions, the latino community

." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am jesse watters with dana perino, greg gutfeld, juan williams and martha maccallumd this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> one of the biggest nights of joe biden's life. hours from now he will accept the democratic nomination. trump campaigning in scanton, pennsylvania with searing attacks on the former vp's character and policies. >> tonight we have slow