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this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the devillic party. they fight just as much as the real housewives of atlanta, only they get less done. for months now president biden has been trying to pass a major spending bill that includes every single priority for the democrats, funding childcare, tackling climate change, organizationing a search party to find kamala harris, but the bill is being blocked by two senators, joe manchin and kyrsten sinema, and tensions are getting high. >> frustration on capitol hill as lawmakers can't dom to a teal on president biden's overall spending plan. house speaker pelosi delayed a vote saying not enough support, threes two democrats oppose the plan. they at a $3.5 trillion is too costly. protesters arrive by kayaks and small boats at manchin's house in d.c. to voice opposition. >> someone followed kyrsten sinema into a restroom to tell them they opposed it. >> we knocked on doo

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is our very own dulce sloan, what is going on, dulce. >> what is happening, baby. >> how. >> trevor: how are you doing, so good to see you, you ready for the jokes. >> every time i come they give free quotes, so i'm just here looking for a halloween costume, you know, just looking for clothes on company time, as i do. >> trevor: i'm sorry, what? >> what? >> trevor: whatever, we ignore that. so what are you going to go for for halloween. >> i don't know. sometimes you just want to be like sexy random thing. >> trevor: uh-huh, uh-huh. >> so what i really have been enjoying is sexy like pepper shaker sna. >> trevor. >> condiment package, you know, sexy coin purse, could be innuendo which i'm hoping for. -- for. but are you going to-- do you celebrate halloween? is there halloween where you are from. >> trevor: no, you get burned if you celebrate where i am from. but i do like going out and just dressing, i find it is just l

i'm trevor noah. my good man ronny chieng is joining me on the show tonight! >> hey, what's up, trevor? what's going on? good to see you. thanks for inviting me back in, finally. damn, it's like that restraining order you had on me finally expired or something. >> trevor: what are you doing? >> just getting comfortable. >> trevor: there's a chair. everyone sits in the chair. everyone sits in the same place, why are you on my shelf? >> i'm good here. >> trevor: i'm not good. >> okay, so what do you want me to do now? >> trevor: well, sit in the chair. we do the thing together. we do the show. now you've knocked the books on the floor. >> feels like i'm -- feels like a voyeur sitting here. i don't feel like i'm part of it. >> trevor: voyeurs don't get to talk. >> over there, it's more -- >> trevor: it's like you're behind me and then now i can look at you like a friend. >> it's your show. do whatever. >> trevor: now the books are on the -- okay, i'll pick them up afterwards. good to have you. ready for head snrns. >> yeah, let's do it. >> trevor: all right. our f

i'm trevor noah. joining me is my good man roy wood, jr. what's going on? >> what's happening, african. how you been, bro? >> trevor: it's been crazy how everyone has been jumping into the show. i thought i would invite people, otherwise i would get surprised. i thought i would tell people to come and we'll have fun together. >> i just saw this table and thought this would be a good place to set up the chicken sandwich. >> trevor: are you eating popeyes on the show? >> yeah. >> trevor: why are you doing it with a knife andphoric? >> because there are cameras. >> trevor: let's do the headlines. don't chew loudly. >> all right. >> trevor: all right, let's begin with a crazy story out of texas. the junk in america's trunk. texas is one of the many states where schools have been cracking down on critical race theory, which i actually agree on. if black people want to learn about racism in texas, they will have to do it the old fashion way, by trying to vote. just so you understand, texas lawmakers were against teachers telling students america's inns togs were f

this is the daily show with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey, what is going on, everybody, welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. let's just straight into today's headlines. our first story is about space, a place where we're the aliens. and i'm sure you saw the big news today, william shatner, captain kirk from the old star trek actually went, actually went into space. and not fake tv show space where you travel to new worlds and have sex with green women, no, this is real space. you go a few meters over the technical boundary of the atmosphere for 11 minutes which is not long enough to have sex. but yeah, oldest person ever to go to space. which is amazing. like i don't know about you but i love it when old people break records, you know. that is why so many people support tom brady, your grandpa can't throw like that. if you ask me, 90 is actually the best age to go to space. because what is the worst tha can happen? you die? yeah, so what, at 90 dying in a rocket is basically best case scenario. now i know from down her

i'm trevor noah.ump straight into today's headlines. >> so we kick things off with the magic of movies. fill-makers can put all sorts of fantastical things on screen, from a billionaire who helps people to life in outer space. but now filming science fiction movies is getting a little more grounded in science. >> we're following the latest developments as history is made with the first movie ever shot in space. overnight a russian actress and movie producer launched into space to shoot a movie on the international space station. they were accompanied by a cosmonaut. they're going to spend ten days in zero gravity. the movie is about a doctor who goes to space to save the life of a cosmonaut on the international space station. >> trevor: wow! first movie to shoot in space! either those guys are super dedicated film-makers or they just really wanted to escape russia. yeah, space is cold and dark but not as cold and dark, am i right, comrade? is it worth the effort when you can fake it? considering how d

tonight: this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. today i'm joined by... oh, nobody. we have no, no correspondent here today? sorry, okay. they've been stopping in so many times, i got used to. but that's okay. i'm excited to be going solo! because tonight-- oh, i thought someone came in. that's fine. let's just jump straight into the headlines. do you guys remember donald trump? you guys remember him? maybe not? reality tv guy, used to be president, tried to overthrow the government, still kind of is? well, if you haven't thought about him for a while, it's probably because back in january, he got kicked off of twitter and facebook, which was his main way of spreading his gospel. because of that he's been forced to go on onlyfans. and he's doing great. but still, he wants a bigger platform, which is why last night he announced that he is starting his very own social media network called "truth social," saying, "i am excited to send out my first truth on "truth social" very soon." and, ye

with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with big sports news and, no, i'm not caulking about kry irving, i'm talking about how head coach from the oakland raiders jon gruden was fired from the team. usually if a coach is fired, the team was playing badly, like the cheerleaders were rooting for the other team bad. but jon gruden was fired over e-mails he wrote to a colleague over ten years ago. hobbed could the email be? this bad. >> last week, it was learned gruden used a racist trope to describe demaurice smith saying he had lips the size of michelin tires. then the glued gates opened last night with a "new york times" report detailing even more troubling e-mails showing gruden using offensive language to insult 1/2 commissioner roger goodell, also calling the league's first openly gay player michael sam a queer, panning the hiring of female referees and mocking league efforts to reduce concussions. >> trevor: goddam this dude hit everybody --

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, well-- welcome to the daily shorksz i'm trevor noah, let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the public library. the best place to find a dated poster of ll cool j, as much as people love libraries they don't like the fines that pile up when they forget to return a book. like the nicest, gentlist people in the world and they just spring on you, st like enjoy the cat and the hat, sweetie and have it back by tuesday or i will [bleep] drown you in debt. well, now some libraries are throwing in the towel. >> the nation's largest public library system says it is dropping all late fees for overdue books and other borrowed material forever. in addition library card holders have had their accounts wiped clean of any earlier fines. the idea is to encourage more people to use library resources, a spokesperson said that for people who can afford them, fines do little to encourage returning books on time. but for people who are struggling financially those fines become a barrier to u

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah, and joining me today is my good man roy wood, jr.! what's going on, roy? >> hey, hey, what's up, man? >> trevor: how you doing, my dude? nice to see you here. ready for the show, we going to do some headlines together? >> yeah, yeah, i'm with you -- i'm with you -- i'm social media, promoting my hour special in perfect messengerrer, friday october 29 on comedy central at 10:30 after an all new episode of "the god's honest truth" with charlamagne leonard mcelfy the god. >> trevor: did you promote your new standup special and charlamagne's show in this show. >> i come on after charlamagne. >> trevor: but it's weird because we were about to do the headlines. >> you can do the headlines. i said i would be there with you. >> trevor: i assumed you meant we're doing it together. >> i'll check in from time to time with you when i have an opportunity -- you're messing up my algorithm. >> trevor: happy to have you even though you're promoting other

i'm trevor noah, and joining me for today's headlines is our very own desi lydic! what's going on, desi? >> oh, my god, trevor. i am so glad that you called me in, because i cannot work from home anymore. >> trevor: right? it's like such a cool feeling to be-- i know we're not fully back, but this is like a nice feeling. >> it feels so good. i'm telling you, my neighbor's a nightmare. >> trevor: trust me, i know what that feels like. >> no one knows my neighbor. my neighbor is insane. >> trevor: i know like a neighbor-- >> you don't know my neighbor. she pops by all the time unexpectedly. she tries to make small talk in the elevator. i hate talking to people. >> trevor: i feel you-- >> not you, not you. i love talking to you. >> trevor: it's good to have you. nice to see you, desi. we're back. let's kick things off with the topic on everyone's mind: vaccine booster shots. they're like a butt-lift for your immune system. and one thing people are wondering about is whether they should mix and match their shots, because maybe vaccines are like super-heroes. sure, iron

bonnetta this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: well, hello, what is going on, everybody, welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah and joining me on today's episode is our very own dulce sloan. what is going on, dulce. >> i'm just staying blackk staying gifted, staying blessed. >> trevor: you look all of those things. >> thank you so much. >> >> trevor: nice to see you again, that say nice color on you by the way. >> thank you, it is a theme. >> trevor: it sort of matches mine, like the night and day, how you can choose night mode, day mode. >> it is interesting because you think you would be the night mode to me? >> trevor: well, with my top. >> yes. >> trevor: well, i am going to have fun doing this, dulce. welcome to it, let's jump straight into the headlines. we kick things off with halloween. or as pumpkins call it genocide. everyone has their favorite thing about halloween, for some people it is the candy, for some it is watching horror movies, for others it is that family matters episode where steve urkel [bleep] a ghost. >> did i do that? yes, you did. and it

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on everybody?come to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump strapt into the headlines. our first story is about the covid vaccine, best way of discovering how crazy a person recently employers have been begun telling people they either have to get the shot or they lose their job. except for nathan, he's losing his job even if he does get the shot. because that's not what copy machines are for, nathan! and it turns out that while a lot of people said they would never get the vaccine, being forced to make a choice has altered their calculations. >> in our health lead, vaccine mandates for healthcare workers seem to be working. the vast majority who faced a monday deadline chose to get the jab rather than lose their job. >> vaccinations in new york city jumped 45% a day since the first mandate was announced. >> new york says that as of monday night, when the vaccine mandate officially went into effect, 92% of hospital staff, 92% f nursing home staff, and 89% of adult-care facility staff had rec

tonight: this is "daily show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with tourism: when you cheat on your hometown to spice things up. as we begin to move past covid, the world is opening up for travel again. but the pause has given some major tourist destinations a chance to rethink how they want to operate. for instance, venice, italy: the only city where drivers have "canal rage." they just announced that it's going to have an entrance fee with electronic turnstyles. yeah, it will be like the new york subway, but less flooded. and now the island of bali-- one of the finest and most- instagrammed tourist destinations in the world-- is saying that as it reopens, it is also instituting some new guidelines. >> the indonesian government says they now want to focus on attracting what they are calling quality tourists: those that spend more money, stay longer, and respect the balinese culture. >> one government official stated openly, "we do not want b

and kristen soltist anderson and this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: what is going on, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is our very own desi lydic. >> what's going on desi, so good to see you again. >> good to see you, i'm good, i'm good, everything is good, i'm just getting ready for the holiday. halloween. yeah. yeah. kind of, i don't know, i'm dreading it this year, you know? i feel like there will be so many people dressed up as karen. like my culture is not a costume. listen, if i see one karen costumek i'm calling the cops. don't [bleep] around and find out. [bleep] around and find out. do you celebrate halloween? >> trevor: no, no, where i'm from generally witches and goblins were thing that would get you killed so you would try not to be that. >> let's go with that, let's go with your way, let's be done with it, be done with halloween. anyway, i'm super happy to be here. >> trevor: i'm glad to have you here, let's do it. let's kick things off with a big news in congress. the only place with more in-fighting than

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! snood hey! what's going on, everybody? to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the n.b.a. the only place we're told people aren't asked if they play basketball. n.b.a. players are used to taking charges but usually from other players. this time it's from the f.b.i. >> breaking news, 18 former n.b.a. players are charged with trying to defraud the league's health and welfare benefit plan out of nearly $4 million. ex-nets player terrence williams, glen brown, ronald davis and 15 other players were indicted for conspiracy to commit health fraud and wire fraud, accused of submitting claims for medical and dental services that were never done. the ex-players got about $2.5 million. >> trevor: look, look, i know a lot of people are shocked by this, but, guys, why are we surprised? pretending to be hurt is a huge part of playing in the n.b.a., which by the way i'm all for. i think men shouldn't be afraid to express when they're hurt. ♪♪ and once you retire, got to m

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if you see a lot of social media, then you know that jordan klepper does just that with trevor noah. yes, coastal media who have no other contact with trump. klepper has done it again, and in this snippet we'll show you a longer segment than the last trump rally in iowa. it's tinged with sadness when you hear just how firmly the qanon conspiracies have taken hold. >> yes, the online conspiracy following a mysterious character known as q was more popular than ever. >> is that a q? >> yeah. >> are you a q supporter? >> certainly. >> wasn't q's whole thing that trump would be reinstated as president? >> he never left. there is no doubt in my mind 150,000%. >> that he's still president of the united states? really? does he still hold the power of the president of the united states? >> he's been flying around the world in air force one. that says something. >> i thought joe biden was technically on air force one. >> no. >> so they're faking it? >> yeah. it's not even a presidency. >> who is running the government right now? >> president trump. >> he's running the government. >> and the mi

. >> joining me now, the new host of the new abnormal podcast, trevor noah. it's great to have all of you here on a saturday night. noah, i will start with you. there has been signs of optimism from democrats on the hill but the future and the totality is still very much in the air. do you think they'll be able to work out a meaningful compromise? >> i am sure they'll work out something that shows what a huge risk joe biden took by putting all of these programs from climate to taxing the rich, to so many others into one single bill and you know biden took a huge risk knowing that he had a very closely divided senate and now he's seeing some of the regard of that gamble. we'll see if he can get anything out of sinema and manchin. >> molly, give me your take on what this says about our state of democracy of these two state senators one who's from west virginia and i always make the point as i did in the introduction there that it's these two senators that are holding this up. a lot of people put the blame on republicans. the republicans are not negotiating in g

tonight, baritone de thurston author activists comedian former producer for the daily show with trevor noahodcast how to citizen, he will also be hosting the upcoming pbs series america outdoors with bear today thursday and, we only seen him inside. and susan del percio msnbc analyst and a veteran political strategist, welcome gang, we are happy to have you. it's been too long since we've spoken with you, i would like to start with this, did president biden put his parties wrong? it was of the height of an uncontrolled pandemic and all the resulting economic damage, but as so many democrats have pointed out, voting rights are ball games, voting rights are about the casting a vote and the counting of votes where so many states have been quietly busy making sure, perhaps the fix may be in for next time. >> brian, it's so good to be with you, susan it's kind of nice to meet you this way, i still like that you use charlie brown as a verb, i can't get over that. i do go outside, it's where i get the clothes. so thank you for the question, thank you for bringing me back, we i sympathize a lot wit

the last thing before we go tonight, it comes from our friends over at the daily show, with trevor noah of a new board, game that is apparently fun for the whole family. >> looking for a fun family game night, that's guaranteed to end in frustration? introducing, manchin. the politics game where everyone works together. almost. >> we're gonna pass an infrastructure bill. >> you play is the democratic majority in the senate, but watch out, one player is the mansion. >> i have concerns over the partisan nature of this legislation. >> oh. looks like someone is the mansion. >> but kyle, we're on the same team. you know, america. >> this bill cannot move forward without the support of at least one republican colleague. but there are no republicans here. they don't want to play. >> with manchin, you can feel the excitement, of a narrow majority, held hostage by one sanctimonious -- . >> lets it leads to voting rights. >> the people of west virginia semi or to compromise. >> but watch out for that legislative calendar. >> the calendar is about to run, out come on let's just press something. >>

josh johnson he's a standup comedian and writer for the daily show with trevor noah great to have all three of you with us. noah, i'll start with you and give me your take here how these negotiations are progressing. as i mentioned there's been signs of optimism from democrats on the hill. do you think they'll be able to work out a compromise and a meaningful compromise? >> yeah, i'm sure they'll work out something. it reallywo shows what a huge rk joe biden took by putting all of these programs from climate to taxing on the rich to so many others into one single bill. and, you know, biden took a huge risk knowing that he had a very closely divided senate. and now he's seeing some of the -- some of the rewards of that gamble. and so we'll see whether he can get anything out of sinema and manchin. >> molly, give me your take on what this says about the state of our sademocracy that these t senators one of whom is from west virginia, one of the small states in the country a population just under 2 million can essentially holdpu the president's entire agenda hostage. i make the point as