croaking every night ♪ that's the world news polka. ♪ one more time ♪ ♪ do the world news polka ♪ >> kermitote our material. >> please don't blame us, folks. . >> it's live with kelly and ryan! today, one of the stars of the new film "eternals" salma hayek, plus creative alternatives to holiday shopping shortages. all next on live... and now, here are kelly ripa and ryan seacrest. wow! hey, guys! hey! what? -huh? -what? -what? what? -come on in. what? what? hey, it's thursday, november 4th, 2021. is it too early for christmas music? because i was talking on the radio about it. should i start playing it? -so, i like holiday music. -me, too, i'm with you. i like to maximize that. even going back a couple of days to halloween, i... the month of october, i devote to, you know, scary songs.

in 2011, i called out kermit, that green monster comi.end, kermit, want to join this desk. it's free. i think they are stuck on stupid. >> they are not going to come and visit you. they don't like you. anyway, i'm not sure which would be more fun, a big bird/ted cruz debate or watching miss piggy and kermit take on that guy. either way, you can count me in as a supporter of a big bird for senate campaign because texas deserves a senator who people actually like. just about everybody likes big bird. because he is nice and vaccinated. wait. maybe big bird can teach ted how to be nice so people will like him, too. for going after our beloved muppet couple, eric b for bolling and for bully, you are tonight absolute worst. >>> to all the men and women who have worn the uniform of our country, thank you for your service. happy veterans day. "all in with chris hayes" starts now. >>> no thank you to those

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a decade ago, when i called out kermit, that green monster commie.g boyfriend, kermit, ever want to join this desk, it's free. - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy ♪ ♪ timmy, timmy, leh-bah-la timmy ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ - okay, children, step off the bus and form a group next to the nice redneck. i mean, rancher. - hello, boys and girls, my name is rancher bob. - let's all say hello to rancher bob. - [unenthusiastic] hi, rancher bob. - i'm pleased to show you all the wonderful world of beef. follow me. - city kids get to go to museums for field trips. we get cow farms. - now, out here you can see our cattle. this is where the magic begins as the cows eat, sleep, and prepare for

force and kermit reports. >> we know very little about this. on the latest covid-19 threat. the variant, which is beginning its spread across the globe. we have evidence that it may be more transmissible. we certainly know structurally it has some changes both mutations and deletions. >> that. are worrisome in terms of how well it would respond to the immunity we have from vaccines or previous infections of the early indication is that may be more transmissible. more data is needed. >> and doctors also say we still do

force and kermit reports. >> we know very little about this. this variant at this point they are doctors weighing in on the latest covid-19 threat. the variant, which is beginning its spread across the globe. we have evidence that it may be more transmissible. we certainly know structurally it has some changes both mutations and deletions. >> that. are worrisome in terms of how well it would respond to the immunity we have from vaccines or previous infections of the early indication is that may be more transmissible. more data is needed. >> and doctors also say we still don't know if it can evade the covid-19 vaccines and then the big question is. >> does it cause more serious disease. the reports are that the people get over crime now having mild disease not a big group of people running into the hospital. example. but again, it's early days period. doctors say now more than ever it's time to make sure you are as protected as you can be. >> if you have been debating whether to get vaccinated vaccinated or not. this is another in a long list of

and kermit reports front nose terrified. >> i was absolutely terrified again, it takes a lot to terrify me. laurel rose fun hoffman curtsy, a scene bears in a north tahoe neighborhood before she even snapped these photos but never has she encountered one inside her cabin as she did just before sunrise saturday morning. there was a light. >> from the freezer. shining on them, the bear and he was. >> food out under the floor before she could get back to her bedroom. the bear was on her. really what i saw was. a paw and i couldn't see. i was just being torn. i couldn't see exactly what was happening. >> eventually the bear went back downstairs and out the door. but the damage had been done. but hoffman kurtz. his body was covered in blood and bruises and puncture wounds. i got to the. >> bedroom and i put my legs straight up against the are more because i was afraid i was bleeding internally so that i get the blood. send him my central head state wildlife officials collected forensic evidence from the bite wounds in hopes of getting a dna profile of the bear. >> they also set up a trap nea

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so i got a little kermit my throat. so we're yet in upload right now in the middle of the 1st season. you done a seas and tell me where the, if they picked it up, it sounds like such a great idea. where is it lay over amazon. thank you, our 1st season premier kind of at the beginning a coven, which you know, only lucky for us. everybody was at home. so the 1st season did really well. we went back and shot the 2nd season in vancouver this past april or february, march and april. that'll premier in it sounds like february on amazon prime. and then hopefully we get to do a 3rd season. another super excited about it. i just watched. they sent me 7, all 7 percent, my wife and i ripped through them and mean, i just, i love watching. i hate watching myself, but i love watching the rest of the cast. they all crack me up. greg, son owen, right on the show. he wrote the finale, he started right on the show and he was 18. wow really. and it's awesome. i love all the people involved and i'm super proud of the show. you know what? r

so when it comes to issues other than the level of funding for fighters and other peer kermit accounts where we seem to work better with the dod. when it comes to the issues surrounding supporting military families and personnel, we always find a much more difficult with the sex assault for one example. racial and ethnic disparities in the uniform military justices prayed and unfortunately, an interesting extremism, the department just recently sent tr policies to congress in which they outright opposed the provisions that are in the house version of 50 authorization act said that is concerning and one of the items that they identify as the dead to collection. everyone was looking at this issue understands the critical fundamental understanding of the scope of the problem in getting after the problem. some hoping we will be able to work with the department was due to concerns are so that we can get them as well. but some of the things we are looking at in that reporting. yet to approve things like the questionnaires and that are conducted every year. and asking service members about th

and you, kermit. still waiting to debate you. step up to the plate, froggy!na have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ ♪ headed on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪ so come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ settle down, children... i have some difficult news... this is going to make you all very sad... the school board is considering firing me as your teacher. there is a possibility that i will be let go, and never allowed to teach you again. yes, stanly ? that's okay with us. yeah. no, it isn't, it makes you very sad !! apparently the school board thinks i don't teach you anything about current events, so tomorrow they're gonna have you do presentations for the whole board. ( moaning ) "current events in south park." now i want you all to read a newspaper, or better yet watch television, and come up with something current in south p

>> elaine: nine million pills in kermit, west virginia over two years.is is that democrats, they don't take a lot of time to understand the problems here. >> man: i just want to know, how you can say you're going to put a lot of coal miners out of jobs, and then come in here and tell us how you're going to be our friend? >> nick: i don't think people understand just how genuine and wonderful the people are in these mountains. people who have just worked all their lives and who sacrifice so much for their families. ♪ >> anthony: you cannot talk about west virginia without talking about coal. and coal is a complex issue here. tied into the cell tissue and family pride of the people who have worked in the mines for generations. ♪ >> robie: that coal mine is something else, you know, you gotta take care of yourself in there. >> patrick graham: that fan is blowing about 200,000 cubic feet of air into the mine. fresh air. >> robie: when you go into that mine you don't know when you gonna live to see outside again. ♪ [ radio chatter ] ♪ >> patrick: today, we're

and you, kermit. still waiting to debate you. step up to the plate, froggy!oth: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy ♪ ♪ timmy, timmy, live-a-lie, timmy ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ [all giggling] - shut up, you guys. shut up. [phone ringing] hello, "chitty wok", take order, please. [all laughing] - hello, is this city wok? - yes, this chitty wok. - yes, we'd like one order of the city beef. - chitty beef. [all laughing] - and i'll have the city chicken. - chitty chicken. [laughing] - oh dude, look, it's that commercial with the guy that lost 400 pounds eating at subway sandwiches. - ♪ he's still looking good ♪ ♪ his name is jared ♪ ♪ his name is jared ♪ ♪ and he likes to eat the sandwiches ♪ - well, hey, fellas. - hey, kenny. - now, gosh darn it, my name's not k

be more fun, a big bird/ted cruz debate or watching miss piggy and kermit take on that guy. either way, you can count me in as a supporter of a big bird for senate campaign because texas deserves a senator who people actually like. just about everybody likes big bird. because he is nice and vaccinated. wait. maybe big bird can teach ted how to be nice so people will like him, too. for going after our beloved muppet couple, eric b for bolling and for bully, you are tonight absolute worst. >>> to all the men and women who have worn the uniform of our country, thank you for your service. happy veterans day. "all in with chris hayes" starts now. >>> no thank you to those in the house and senate who voted for the democrats' non-infrastructure bill. >> the trump attack on democracy continues. >> you hope you die. i hope everybody in your [ bleep ] family dies. >> tonight, how the maga menace is taking aim at republicans who voted for roads and bridges. >>> he faced a nonsense context charge. >> you don't want to go there. >> i don't want to go there? >> former attorney general eri

we got to get kermit involved. it's not easy being green. i got to move on. let's work on this. thank you very much. >> good luck. >>> good evening, we begin "the reidout" with a stark warning the insurrection on our democracy is still alive and sadly thriving. what we saw play out on january 6th was just the beginning. the house select committee investigates what happened at the capitol and events that transpired behind closed doors, the slow rolling insurrection is unfolding in front of our very eyes and we should be concerned. the attacks on our democracy are happening state by state with republicans taking steps to allow them to fraudulently claim victory in future elections. at least 19 states have passed new laws this year making it harder for you to vote. that includes making it harder to register, restricting absentee and mail in voting and shortening early voting periods. then there is fear mongering over issues of race and boogie men like critical race theory to scare particularly white voters towards the gop. we saw how that played out in virginia and see republicans

potato head >> you see last week they tried to cancel kermit the frog and mr. potato head.his week alone they cancelled mr. potato head. you know, this week alone they cancelled "the muppets." you know, they're cancelling dr. seuss. >> seth: all right, first of all mr. potato head isn't cancelled. he was just on tv. whoa [ laughter ] hold on a second can't we change his mouth? okay [ laughter ] horrifying but also a little bit better obviously, none of that stuff was cancelled or outlawed, but they have to keep the cultures wars burning because they have nothing else to talk about so every week it's something new. potato head, dr. seuss, looney tunes. next they're claim the left is cancelling sandra boynton because she refused to include the hippopotamus [ light laughter ] and now the hippos are so mad they are showing up to school board meetings and going berserk. [ light laughter ] any sandra boynton fans in the house? [ applause ] [ laughter ] i wish i had a way out of this oh, i do anyway [ dings [ laughter ] and now like clockwork the right has come up with their next