mr. garrison, the vietnam war was sticky and icky. mr. garrison, were you in vietnam ?st took one last time, silly. oh, where can i hide this bigpipe? no, i wasn't in vietnam. but sometimes i like to pretend i was. anyway children, i'm going to assign you all a paper. i want you all to find somebody in your own life who was in vietnam and interview them about it. what if we don't know anybody who was in vietnam ? then you get an f, fail the third grade and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit. oh. dude, my uncle jimbo was in vietnam. yeah, him and ned do that stupid tv show. and now time for... one of our loyal viewers from south park sent us some 8 millimeter film of what he claims to be the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka. now as you all know, the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka can supposedly kill you with one hard gaze. if a person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed or even die. and this film proves that that frog may very well exist. now watch carefully. you're gonna see the mexican

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