- you're not more mature than us, cartman. - yes, i am!s what i'm going to do, mr. complainy-pants. - oh! - do you like having your back rubbed? - eat me, pervert. - okay. - we demand you release these men at once. - who are you? - we are nambla. the north american man-boy love association. and we heard about these political prisoners you're keeping. - political prisoners? no, these are child molesters. - loving young boys has been around since the time of the romans, pal. there's nothing wrong with it! we are an organization dedicated to showing that sex between a man and a young boy can be a beautiful thing! - yeah! - yeah! - uh, i don't know who you are, but these men aren't going anywhere until i hear from the fbi. - hate mongerer! hate mongerer! [men chanting] hate mongerer! - okay, people, i think you'd better move along before i arrest more of you. - all these men wanted was to love a young boy. there is nothing wrong with love. - i did not want love from a young boy. i like men my own age. agh! i mean--i like women. what did i say?

cartman: so much has happened. i don't know where to start. first it was all the school shootings.l and we could all be dead in a matter of years. and you believe... this all relates somehow to the movie "black panther" not being as good as everyone says it was? i know there's a connection, but that isn't what matters. i can't deal with people anymore. it's just, everyone sucks so hard, you know? everybody is so stupid. and they all walk around going, "way aya ayay blarhghg." and the only thing that makes me happy, the only thing i can trust, is this. but all people do is try to keep me from it. i'll be in my room, and my mom will come in and say, [high-pitched voice] "eric, that's enough time on your phone." [ normal voice ] and then at school... [ high-pitched voice ] "eric, what are you doing? you can't use your phone at school!" [ normal voice ] and even my friends. my own friends, they'll be like, "hey, cartman, throw us the ball. you're the goddamn quarterback." it's like everybody needs something from me. all i want is a little time with my phone instead of always listening

- like, six hours, dude, and my friends were all like, "dude, cartman, we need you to keep playing defense they really needed me to play, so i just played through the pain. you know what i'm saying? - that is not what happened! you totally started crying and quit the game! - kyle, this is a private conversation. - then take that shit off speakerphone! - is that that same kid? - yeah, it's that kid kyle again. he's a total boner, always listening in on my phone calls. - how do we have a choice? - stop listening to my conversation, kyle! what are you, the nsa? lawrence, remember i was telling you how the government listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails? - yeah, yeah, you said that. my dad said the government keeps a database on everyone. - who is that? is that toby? - yeah. - dude, toby, are you over at lawrence's? - yeah, we're ditching school. - you're what? what'd you say? - me and toby are ditching school! - i'm telling you guys, the government thinks they can do whatever they want, and we don't have any privacy anymore. just between you and me, i think everyone's to

- don't you think it's a little strangeink that cartman keeps asking you to stay over?at you've taken his place as my new best friend. but but grow up, kyle. change is a a part of life.is - yeah, grow up, kyle!roupy - [sighs] - so what do you wanna do first, eric?nna you wanna play a game or just chitchat for a while?ich - well, actually, butters, i think we betters, hit the hay pretty soon. - yeah, and i'm exhausted.yea if you're not sleepy yet, i have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink.e ya - you guys, i got it! it's seriously--it's the greatest picture ever! ! oh, my god!oh, m - what'd you do to butters this time? - it was genius!it wa i waited till he was totally asleep, right? and then i got my cameraand the a and i pulled down his pants, pulled and then i took a picture of his wiener in my mouth.of [laughing]aughing - dude! - i know, i know, check it out. look, i got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? - dude, how is putting butter's wienering in your mouth getting him?ting him - because that makes butters gay now! - no, dude, that makes you ga

kyle and cartman, go deep post outs. kenny, run a slant up the middle.aying again? - football. - got it. - okay, 23. blue, 23. set hut, set hut. - wendy breaks up. - what? - wendy breaks up with you. - whoa, whoa, wait a minute. what did i do wrong? i haven't even talked to wendy for weeks. - she just doesn't want to be with you anymore. she said she still wants to be friends. - whatever, bebe, like stan really cares. just get outta our football game, you stupid skank.

let's see, mm, eric cartman? - here. [all laugh] - all right, and how about stan marsh?y mccormick? - here. [hysterical laughter] - oh! [laughs] ow! - dude, what the hell was that? - oh, oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard that the milk comes out your nose? oh, man. - dude, you weren't drinking any milk. - huh? - you have to be drinking milk for that to happen. - not with me, man. - all right, look, why don't we skip roll call? here's what we're gonna do today. i've been told that one of your classmates has been ill for several days, kyle broflovski? - he's faking. - well, i've been told that in mr. garrison's absence, our activity for the day is to make a get-well card for kyle, so i've got this large piece of poster board, and we're all gonna come up and use glitter and glue to decorate it. all: aw. - he's faking. [children chattering] - kenny, you come and decorate the get-well card too. - but i don't want kyle to get well. i hate kyle. - i don't care. get down here and do it. - hey, watch it. hey, what are you doing? - now, that's a get-well card. [all la

cartman, i'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you. >> could you imagine back then that these people their own. >> and then have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks which are saying, you can come to us where you'll make more money but you'll also have content restricted. you could go to cable and have no restrictions. not make as much money but have freedom of expression, which almost everybody who works in these mediums wants. >> some of the content truly was, you can't get this anywhere else. >> you're a fantasy maker, the only limit on the kinds of fantasies is people's imagination. >> hbo turned to people who said, i can't do that on television, but you can do it on hbo. >> white people don't trust black people. that's why they won't vote for no black president. like a black brother will [ bleep ] up the white house. like the grass won't be cut. dishes piled up. cousins running through the white house. cookouts. basketball going in the back. >> in the late '80s hbo was just sort of gaining ground for series. >> b