when did every american become a mix between mel gibson in "brave heart" and mel gibson after his arrestfor what? because the mask feels itchy on your shitting goatee. come on, dude. i'll tell you who i feel bad for, those poor flight attendantses. how do you lose your damn minds to the point you assault the person who is supposed to save you in a plane crash. i know if somebody got an attitude on my plane i have no problem opening the door and letting their ass sucked out. so there you have it. those are the biggest exits of 2021. now, if you'll excuse me, i have to make an exit of my own. gotta exit my apartment and find a new place. i'm done living next to mr. sprinkles! you win, you yapping ass dog! ergh! does anyone know of a one-bedroom apartment where a neighbor is not a poodle? two-bedroom? three-bedroom? i have money! i'm currently on tv! no? ♪ ♪ ♪ right. >> trevor: thank you so much for that dulce. all right, when we come back, lou lolbell will be discussing her new hit series "foundation." stay tuned for i just love having to check-in online, and having to do it again on the m

back in my day, mel gibson wasn't making a "lethal weapon 5.then, mel gibson wasn't making anything, because no one wanted their name associated with his brand of sexism and anti-semitism. but now -- now that sexism and anti-semitism are over forever, we can forgive him and move on [ rusty barks they're not over well, give me one example. [ rusty barks all right, fine. give me ten examples [ rusty barks ten times well, who knows, maybe "lethal weapon 5" will fix it all. [ rusty growls ] [ laughter ] back in my day, apple wasn't developing a self-driving car. macintosh. back in my day, apple was developing a phone with a self-destructing screen. all you had to do was drop it from a height higher than one inch [ laughter ] back in my day, matthew mcconaughey wasn't thinking about running for governor of texas. back in my day, matthew mcconaughey was thinking about, well, honestly, who the [ bleep ] knows what that guy was thinking about [ laughter ] i mean, heck, maybe he was thinking about running for governor maybe he was thinking about bongo d

i should have been morning wallace gazette, big guy, a and mel gibson's. chris small guy should have been rob roy. her father was 5 foot nothing and bundle it. so i don't know if we would leave. listen, a played briefs on one of my favorite actors and a voice i use often when i get those phone calls from these call centers, they want to sell you something. i don't know who you are. my name is john. i don't know what you want. i just need to know how long you've been registered at your current address. if you're looking for run some, i don't have money. i do have a very particular set of skills skills i've acquired over a long period of time skills nightmare for people like you. it's okay, i'll call back, right? people off in was and you have the the so it's always worthwhile talking about what happened in the past year and the number of course you be nice then the sudden i only been in the standards, it was great and being in such an iconic show and it reminded me, years ago i was in an iconic chauffeur, wasn't probably as well produced, and that's called

calderÓn: tambiÉn con los legendarios actores robert redford y mel gibson. rumor que hasta ese momento sus abogados habÍan negado. >> fue la fotografÍa esa famosa donde te ves con lencerÍa. ¿eras tÚ o un montaje? >> sÍ, era yo. rodrÍguez: fue una entrevista muy reveladora, pero muy Íntima. >> yo estoy cansado ya de mentir. rodrÍguez: el pÚblico se da cuenta cuando hay honestidad y esas son las cosas que uno no se da cuenta como te puede cambiar la vida cuando te sientas con una persona a hablar. calderÓn: o como se la cambias tÚ a esa persona. rodrÍguez: asÍ es. >> la pelota siempre me hace falta. calderÓn: al ex pelotero alex rodrÍguez le preguntÓ sobre unas serias acusaciones. >> primero lo negaste rotundamente, que habÍas usado esteroides. despuÉs lo admitiste. >> es un error. paguÉ mi deuda. calderÓn: cuando el mundo entero buscaba al padre alberto cutie. Él se sentÓ frente a teresa para hablarle sobre unas fotos con la que hoy es su esposa y sobre su decisiÓn de retirarse de la iglesia catÓlica. >> ¿estÁs enamorado? >> sÍ. calderÓn: la diva de la banda,

back then, the oscar for best supporting actor went to kevin spacey and the best director was mel gibson. ( laughter ) and the republicans have their nominees: gibson-spacey 2024, still better than ted cruz. ( cheers and applause ) there you go. there you go. but, oh, in pandemic news, we're all still talking about omicron. though there's a lot of controversy about how you're supposed to say omicron. is it oh-me-? oh-mah? how do you say it? >> oh myyyy >> stephen: thank you, ensign. yesterday, we learned the first omicron case on u.s. soil was found in california, which led the state's secretary of health and human services to claim californians were proud to have identified the first omicron case. good for you, golden state. you should put that kind of positive spin on all your disasters. greetings from california, home of extra crispy trees. ( laughter ) ( applause ) unfortunately, that's not the only case. today, a second case of the omicron variant was identified in minnesota. but do not panic. it's just one person in america's heartland, who recently traveled to new york city. ( aud

were your early auditioning stories like >> actually i do remember a story where i auditioned for mel gibson'spick us up. and i'm about a year out of drama school, and that -- quite coincidently two of my classmates from drama school were there they're auditioning for laertes, a good part. >> seth: yeah. >> right i'm audtioning for a part that has no lines right? [ laughter ] so they've given me horatio to read we get into the car that's going to take us there the driver pulls out a clipboard, and he goes, "i'll just make sure i've got everybody here." and he look s at the clipboard, he goes, "hmm, jason isaacs reading laertes. okay james purifoy reading laertes as well i've split you apart." and he goes, "jared harris, reading horatio although he cannot be cast in this part. [ laughter ] >> seth: what a terrible thing to hear in front of your friends. >> right in front of my friends, and i've been lying to them going, "oh, i'm up for horatio i'm up for horatio." [ laughter ] >> seth: what are you -- you've been on the other side you've directed as well. and so you've auditioned actors. what's