joining me for today's headlines is our very own desi lydic. what's going on? i missed you. >> i missed you! i'm making the most of my january. >> trevor: yeah? >> yeah, i'm doing dry january, actually, and i feel really good. it's hard, but, you know, i'm just, like, drinking a ton of water, dropping a little l.s.d. every night, taking the edge off. so far i feel awesome. >> trevor: the whole point i think is to -- you know what? good for you, desi. >> thank you. i'm really proud. >> trevor: completely sober. all right, let's jump right into today's headlines. >> we kick things off with the n.f.l., the sport so good we totally forget about the brain damage. now, this weekend had some absolutely crazy n.f.l. playoff games. i mean, football hasn't seen anything this exciting since that super bowl where the patriots accidentally took on a puppy bowl team. remember that? those puppies got blown out 52-17. and for all four games this weekend, if you didn't stick around till the end, you basically missed the entire thing. >> there may have never been another playoff