i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ♪♪ ♪♪ and we begin with the supreme court. the world's lamest gospel choir. today, major news people, supreme court justice stephen breyer officially announced he is retiring. you're thinking we spoke about this yesterday. no, that was unofficially. that was like a tweet that wasn't official but it was official. this is official official. this is going to have ramifications. be ever we get into the politics let's take a moment to mourn justice breyer's career. that's enough of that. joe biden, if you remember, promised during the campaign he was going to nominate a black woman if an opening came up on the supreme court because he cares deeply about representation and winning georgia. so now it looks like that's what we're planning to do but everyone is not happy about that. >> right off the bat he is excluded all potential candidate who are not african-american women. so if you're a man, if you happen to be white, an asian-american, hispanic

welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. me for today's headlines is my very good friend michael kosta. how you doing? >> just trying to stick to my new year's resolutions. , inc. trying to read upside down more. >> trevor: the purpose being? >> i keep getting these upside down books in the mail. i don't know if it's supply chain or amazon so i just figured instead of throwing them out, just learn how to read them. >> trevor: i wish the world had more people like you. >> a lot of people would have just thrown the books away but i'm challenging myself to read upside down. i knew you would get it. >> trevor: you see the world in a different way. >> i could flip it, but then i could read it and i would have to go upside down. it's easier for me to do it like that. >> trevor: somehow, i wonder how this pandemic has gone on for so long because there are people like you in the world and i wonder whiercht we solved it yet. >> that's right. >> trevor: go ahead. legits jump into today's headlines. we begin with the big news from the w

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. joining me for today's headlines is our very own desi lydic. what's going on? i missed you. >> i missed you! i'm making the most of my january. >> trevor: yeah? >> yeah, i'm doing dry january, actually, and i feel really good. it's hard, but, you know, i'm just, like, drinking a ton of water, dropping a little l.s.d. every night, taking the edge off. so far i feel awesome. >> trevor: the whole point i think is to -- you know what? good for you, desi. >> thank you. i'm really proud. >> trevor: completely sober. all right, let's jump right into today's headlines. >> we kick things off with the n.f.l., the sport so good we totally forget about the brain damage. now, this weekend had some absolutely crazy n.f.l. playoff games. i mean, football hasn't seen anything this exciting since that super bowl where the patriots accidentally took on a puppy bowl team. remember that? those puppies got blown out 52-17. and for all four games this weekend,

this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody?come to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with a story out of great britian, the country where "yasss queen" originated. when the covid pandemic first swept the world in 2020, the u.k. was one of the countries that was hardest hit, and it responded with a national lockdown. all non-essential stores were closed, public and private gatherings were banned, and megan and harry were forced to socially distance 7,000 miles away. but now we're learning that some of the people who imposed the lockdown weren't obeying it themselves. >> boris johnson is facing fierce criticism this morning. a leaked video shows senior downing street staff joking about a christmas party thrown by the british prime minister during last year's tier-three covid lockdown. >> this video shows aides rehearsing for a briefing four days after the alleged party. >> i've just seen reports on twitter that there was a downing street christmas party on friday night.

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. joining me for today's headlines is michael kosta. what's going on, michael? how you doing? >> i'm okay. you know, it's kind of january. it's dark out. >> it's cold. you know, i just got my holiday credit card bills. you know, it's just kind of a down time. i was thinking maybe it would be nice if for you and the viewers if i started the show with a fun light hearted fact. >> trevor: oh, and that was it? >> yeah, wouldn't that be -- i don't have one but wouldn't that be nice? it would be a good way to start things. >> trevor: yeah, because i got depressed thinking about your bills and the darkness. >> yeah. >> trevor: it would be great if you started with something light hearted. >> going forward, that's what we'll do. >> trevor: my man, glad you think of these things. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with joe byron, the president who puts the hip in hip remaintenance. like most presidents, biden has a complicate

tonight voting rights, and fran sis ngannou with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what is going on, everybodye to the dayee show, i'm trevor noah let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the covid vaccine. it's the reason you no longer think heroin when you see the syringe emoji. personally, i believe that everyone should get the vaccine. i mean except maybe superman, right, because he is the only one who is not vulnerable to covid. and also the needle would just break on his skin, which i guess means that clark kent can't get the vaccine because then people would know that he's superman. so he has to pretend he is an sant antivaxxer so he doesn't give away his identity, he gets fired fired from daily planet so now he works for fox news? anyway the federal gooft tried to mick it a law that large businesses must require their employees to get vaccinated but last week the supreme court said you can't do that. and now companies have to decide whether to keep those requirements in place. and as you can imagine, no matter what the company's choose, they're screwed either

klepper confronts matt gaetz and ariana de bose debose, this is the daily show with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what is going on, everybody. welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with donald jumanji trump, america's 45th best president. last weekend he was back on the rally circuit kicking off his campaign to reclaim the oval office and the white house disney plus account. but trump might want to slow his role a little bit because it units out he's not the only one making plans for his future. >> former u.s. president donald trump is in hot water today with the new york attorney general. letisha james says her team has uncovered numerous instances of quote fraudulent or misleading practices related to the trump organization's financial documents. >> the case also turning up the heat on trump's children. who james says quote have been closely involved with the transactions in question. investigators now taking legal action to compel ivanka and don, jr. to comply with subpoenas and appear for sworn testimony about the comp

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, well om to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is our very own ronnie cheeng, what is going on, how are you doing. >> hey, trevor, good to see you again, i am okay but i got covid like five weeks ago. >> trevor: wow. >> yeah, it was, it it was intense. it felt really sick, i'm glad i recovered but i think i may have some lingering headaches, brain fog and the worst part about covid is afterwards i look at machine gun kelly and megan fox news and i just feel nothing. >> trevor: like you've lost. >> yeah, just lost complete interest. i would be scrolling, see them biting each other's tongues it or something and i will be like, i don't care about this, you know, i hope in a few months, this goes away and i once again can enjoy megan kelly, machine gun fox news. >> trevor: tu see, that's part of the thing that is happening to you now, you are even mixing up. >> oh, did i just mix it up, damn. >> trevor: i'm sorry, man. >> it's all right, it could be worse, it could be w

and huma an eddin, this is the daily show with trevor noah. >> what is going on, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is michael kosta, how are you doing, michael? >> the year is almost over, trevor. >> trevor: right? >> two more weeks and i realize i got to get on my new year's resolution now or else i'm never going to have actually done anything. so for the next two weeks, i am going vegan. and for the next 12 days i'm going to do no cheese pizza and impossible burger and then new year's eve i'm going to do spaghetti with tofu butter s that what they do, i don't know, but never too late, that's my mission. >> trevor: i think itity moo be. >> okay. >> trevor: but you know what, good for you. >> i'm still going for t you know. >> trevor: that is what i love with about you michael. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: always pushing, all right straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the big media news. every year since 1927 time magazine has awarded person of the year to the world's most influential news maker. it is by far the most

the art was it was like the oh trevor noah's show for this show. i know where's the convention for people who work for corrections and and it was really interesting to talk to that group and we're going to be the keynote speakers for another corrections convention. unless in trevor noah call again set. i know i'm so mad at myself when i make a commitment. i make a commitment and we committed to talk at this convention and then we got invited to be on trevor trevor noah. that was that was a lieutenant robinson and he would have had anyway, we never got invited back. so i'm not saying this my ideal audience, but it's interesting to talk to an audience that you don't think is going to be receptive. and to feel the change in the room and then to hear the questions that come out of it, so i enjoy those kinds of challenges. have you experienced so an interesting question so you were so 2015 is when you began to work on the podcast and obviously it's been a runaway success and so on and so forth. how many? prisons or jails are now permitting or at least t

. >> joining us now is the great jordan klepper, contributor for "the daily show" with trevor noah.start calling this effect that you give me a klepper because my head hurts every time i watch one of your segments. but, lay this out for us. it looks like you got an ear full. does anything surprise you when you talk to these folks? >> again, i think at this one in particular, you could hear the rewriting and the scribbling of history everywhere you went that day. and, so, when i went to that rally, i think i've always known that the narrative has been shifting. i think this seemed to be a new stunt in that narrative, as opposed to confronting this idea of what happened on that day, many people were putting focus on the folks who were arrested on that day, and it became more of a prison rights conversation, which seemed to be an odd conversation coming from a group that seemed to have no interest in that kind of reform before that. i will say the one that stood out to me was this idea that the arms that were there weren't arms to attack, they were defensive measures, which is a diffic

comedian trevor noah will host the show. this is the first time the grammy awards will take place in sin city. 18 t and verizon will be launching a new type of five g service across the us tomorrow except near some airports. the airlines pressured wireless companies and the government to stop the new c band service, saying it would interfere with critical safety instruments on planes and caused massive flight disruptions. they are pushing for a ban on the news service within two miles of runways. the biden administration says it's currently in talks with all the parties involved. committed to reaching a solution around five g deployment that maintains the highest level of safety while maintaining disruptions. more minimum izing disruptions to passenger travel, cargo operations and our economic recovery. wireless providers have insisted that their equipment will not interfere with aircraft technology, citing the technology safe use in many other countries. coming up the city that tonight we considered its eviction moratorium

you can still watch the grammys hosted by trevor noah on sunday, april 3rd, right here on kpix 5. >>> coming up, this week's jefferson award winner takes us all the way to guatemala. how a bay area doctor is improving access to healthcare in remote villages. >>> on carter evans in kansas city, where hospitalizations are at an all-time high, but vaccinations are not. coming up on the cbs evening news, we will take you chase first banking. a debit card for kids, and a set of tools to help them learn good money habits. by creating allowances and assigning chores, they can practice earning every day. with a debit card just for them, they'll learn smart spending firsthand, while you monitor and set account alerts. and using their own chase mobile app, they can set big savings goals. all with no monthly service fee. chase first banking. >>> if you have asthma or an ear ache you probably don't have to go too far to see the doctor. in some countries, there is no clinic nearby. >> a northbay physician is changing that for remote areas of guatemala. sharon chen introduces us to this week's jeff

the ceremony will be hosted by trevor noah. >> starting today, you could win reservations at yosemitenal park. the park is getting so popular that it's opening its own lottery system. the grand prize reservations at the park's most popular campground. north pines, 70 says the lottery gives a fair and balanced way to make reservations tickets cost $10 more than 600 winners will be chosen next month. and we have a link on our website. kron 4 dot com. taking a look outside right kind of beautiful shot there. but the bay bridge off in the distance that cameras on the crowd for balcony in the twilight hours upon us, lawrence is here. >> we look at lawrence. yeah. days get longer here, guys. still a few clouds in our skies tonight. you see him out here over the city of san francisco around parts of the bay area right now. some. >> partly cloudy skies at this hour. likely see some patchy fog again overnight tonight. temperatures right? the average in san francisco at 57 degrees. oakland a little bit below the average of 55 san jose. 59 degrees. 60 in little more. 59 degrees in concord and 54

. >> keeping the january 6th story line alive, trevor noah and his team also erected eight stone markersyork. they called them heroes of freedom insurrection and i am awaiting the freedom of american marxists. >> laura: i thought those markers represented his viewers. >> could be. >> laura: raymond, we couldn't get to much of the cnn special last night, sadly on the broadcast. it was in statuary hall. it featured one of our favorite statues, nancy pelosi, a grieved democrat and lots of drama. >> tonight, an unprecedented gathering on this january 6th. who faced off with the insurrectionists, the lawmakers who were trapped and threatened? >> how do you think she would look at this chapter in american democracy? >> with tears in her eyes, not only cleo but lincoln, whose desk was right over there, rosa parks, who is looking at us from over here and so many other heroes. some of these people have to go and we have a bill to get rid of them. >> robert e. lee and all the others. pelosi and no elected official should strike or cancel historical or living figures with whom they disagree. this i

daily show host, trevor noah, will return as host.hneider continues her jeopardy hot streak -- 34 straight wins. t.j. homes with a look back at a bit of jeopardy history and how the game has evolved. >> she has been on a hot streak. current jeopardy -- jeopardy champ has wrapped up so me correct responses cauchy's in history books. her latest victory as her 34th in a row. unseating the third most consecutive games run. he's that she is looking to top 38 wins for the number two spot. >> i'm so excited for her. she's awesome. i'm a huge jeopardy fan first and foremost and i love seeing jeopardy played at the highest level. she is doing that right now. >> this season alone, we've seen at least three contestants when more than 10 games in a row, a feat only accomplished 12 times in the games history. >> i think there has been a lot more aggressive preparation from contestants over the past few years. especially because there exists fan databases. >> so what's the deal? there are theories -- there are databases out there like a website jeo

"daily show" trevor noah will host the grammys.his year. >> y'all down for movie night? >> what's going on now? >> who do you guys think is in the house? george: as "blackish" returns for its final season, the cast will return for another round at paley fest. >> i like to embarrass myself. >> i would welcome them back during their final season when they are still at the top of their game, really doing some of the finished work that is available on television today. it is a beautiful thing for us, and i think the fans are going to love this. george: also stepping up to these paley spotlight, cobra k ai, this is us, the ncis franchise, and better call saul. >> we can surprise you with another episode, behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, so you can expect anything at paley fest. george: the root of what has made paley fest so special is the connection it rings between fans and the people who make television. >> looking forward to being in a room full of tv fans again and stars and creators who love the shows. we have not had a chance

and stand-up writer with trevor noah. stephanie, i have to ask you, do you feel straight-up gaslighted by the republican party here? >> i do not feel gaslighted. we have always been at war with east asia. it is exactly like that. if you've ever been in a relationship like that, you recognize it, right? i mean, you just play the tape, ayman. they are on tape saying the opposite, and so it really is like we've all been taking crazy pills for the last year, right. >> i mean, the kevin mccarthy sound bite where he completely pretends he doesn't know what he's talking about, it's mind boggling. you do know that you speak to journalists every day. did you not know that conversation or that comment was going to be recorded? i mean, noah, what do you make of pence choosing to speak up now and on this and making the comparison that he did? >> god, he's such a bench. come on, man. they said "hang you" and then you're going to turn around and downplay it? come on, man. >> crazy. >> it's just crazy to me. and honestly, the -- maybe i

april 3rd with host trevor noah. an unlikely group of animals are playmates at a zoo in siberia.dog. there's the dog caught on video playing together in the snow while chasing a ball. this was this past weekend. turns out they've been friends since last summer for just the lion head, a hind leg removed because of a birth injury. also, the labrador brought in to be the lions companion while he recovered. and but the same time those tiger cubs arrived before them quickly becoming friends. time now to check in with newsnation to see what they're working on tonight. >> oil prices hit a seven-year high. u.s. stocks tumble. what's behind the surge and what can the president do? plus, should parents have a say in their child's education how republicans will use it in the mid terms? that's on balance. here's dan abrams. >> thankfully one tonight on dan abrams live on news nation in prison for murder after leaving his toddler in a hot car to die. now a father wants a new trial. it was a tragedy, but i covered this case and the evidence was not as strong as many may believe. that's tonight

rescheduled for sunday, april 3rd in las vegas at the mgm grand hotel will be hosted by comedian trevor noahis is the first time the grammy awards will be held in las vegas. alright thanks for watching ktvu fox two news at noon just to remind her here in a few minutes. president biden is expected to address the nation and will answer questions from reporters about his first year in office. there's a live picture from inside the white house. we're going to bring this to you live once again underway again right here. on ktvu our next news gasses coming up at four. have a good afternoon. l'. we are doing micro adventure from a salmon leftover dish that went viral to a tip for taco tuesday. pretty simple. then look at this apron they made me. >> i hear that you have a new edgy hobby. >> and things get spicy. this is why you tune into the good dish. that is next. let's dish. >> the klways been the center of my world because life is for delicious when it is full of food and fun. >> everyone knows me as a culinary expert and food judge

comedian and tv host trevor noah will host the ceremony.n in the middle of a potentially life threatening situation. there apparently is always time for a quick selfie. take a look. a woman in ottawa, canada. can you believe this is seen snapping a picture as she stands on top of her car as the car sinks into a frozen river. earlier, she was seen speeding across the ice on the redo river. bystanders got a kayak and booked her ashore. police charged the unidentified woman with dangerous operation of a vehicle and look at her taking that selfie. pretty amazing. brave or not too driverless cars will soon take to the roads of a british town. it's a trial run for a prototype. driverless taxi that can be operated remotely. >> users will be able to request a vehicle, which is an remotely driven to their location. then unlike regular taxis, the passenger drives the vehicle to their destination and then just leaves it. there. remote operator then sends a car on to its next location. the company developing the technology hopes to take one day. take o

graphics online to try to explain the history of the conflict, and the video of "the daily show" host trevor noaheacting to the violence has been viewed more than 35 million times. >> if you are in a fight where the other person cannot beat you, how hard should you retaliate when they try to hurt you? i'm just talking about the difference in power, which is something we do all the time. i mean, think about policing. if a man has a knife, should the cops shoot him? in many parts of on the world like in the u.k., they say we will do everything we can to try to not shoot the person, even at risk to ourselves because at the end of the day, they brought a knife to a gunfight. when you have this much power, what is your responsibility? >> let's bring in our guests in occupied east jerusalem. a palestinian activist who was arrested by israeli soldiers during the protests. a spokesperson for if not now, a movement working to end jewish support for the occupation. and a humanitarian worker. a warm welcome to you all. there is a video showing you as you are being arrested by israeli security forces that we

trevor noah still set to be emcee for the grammys.ing who is taking home the grammys in the spring next up, a song repeat in your house like on my the box office hit soundtrack earned the highest charting song from an animated disney movie in 26 years have you heard this one? ♪ >> that is "we don't talk about bruno. it plays in my head constantly that track has actually surpasse "let it go" from "frozen." "we don't talk about bruno." coming in it at number four on this week's charts thanks to 29 million streams, 28 million in the daily household. 8,000 downloads. the last song from animated disney movie to rank at number four is vanessa williams "colors of the wind. so it looks like everybody actually is talking about bruno. >> yes >> that's your "pop start. >> all right just ahead, how excited are we the one, the only goldie hawn is going to join us live to talk about her iconic career and her inspiring work to help kids. but first, your local news >>> good morning, it's 8:26. i'm kris sanchez, a follow-up this morning in the south b