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our first guest is a very talented actor who, like a lot of vampires, turned into a bat. [ laughter ]ays the world's greatest detective in the highly anticipated new movie, "the batman." it opens exclusively in theaters and imax march 4th. please say hello to robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> how's it going? >> jimmy: it's going well. i have a question about what you're wearing. did you think to yourself, i'm batman now, i can't wear some turquoise thing or whatever, i have to dress in black. >> i was trying to be serious. >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. >> trying to be slightly corporate. don't say any naughty stories. >> jimmy: i saw the movie. i'm going to begin by saying, you are an excellent batman. >> thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you were worried about what kind of a batman you might be. you ar really good batman. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you know what? i was thinking about this too. there's nothing worse than being a bad batman. [ laughter ] if you're a bad batman, there's no bigger disaster than that, is there? >> i know

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i can hear birds feels like an end of a vampire movie. something tells me this night was important in the enemy will remember this night to. still hundreds of people have died over the past few days. ktvu zach sauce joins us now live with the latest developments. zack yes. u s defense officials reporting that moscow did not expect ukrainian forces to put up the fight that they have slowing down russia's advancement. what's unclear just how long ukraine will be able to hold them back. day two of russia's invasion in ukraine, the largest ground war in europe since world war two now targeting the ukrainian capital of kiev. video posted to social media capturing ongoing shelling friday, an apartment building bridges and schools destroyed ukrainian president vladimir zelensky, speaking with president biden friday, pleading for additional help. us defense officials say russian forces are encountering more resistance and moscow anticipated ukrainian forces shooting down a russian military transport plane with power troopers aboard on friday. pre

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are possessed by something evil although you are but it's that you broughtou it in like invitig a vampire in your house and entered a creative relationship with it to bring more evil from that relationship. if you're interested in that sort of thing you can read the meditations of the columbine high school shooters because they detail that process which requires months of brooding which is an interesting metaphor becausech it is a birth metapho. months and months before you give birth to that sort of behavior so that's the entrance of evil. back to the crucifix well you might say that leads to the ultimate realization that life is malevolent and suffering and you participatenc in it but the christian interpretation of that which is stunning is that that's not the end of the story. the end is the death and resurrection and that's psychologically accurate because it turns out to be the case you awaken fully as a consequence of the most thorough contemplation of that whichh is worst so thats how you deal with the death you look att it full on and all of its aspects because that will call out

. >> "buffy the vampire slayer" depicted high school in a similar way to "my so-called life" except ratherld have to fight. >> three in one night. >> it was a brilliant metaphor for adolescence and all the demons that you have to slay. >> you know, buffy was a teenager, and she was still finding out who she was. one of the storylines that was very popular and much talked about was where she has sex with her boyfriend for the first time, and then in sort of the world of buffy, he becomes literally evil. >> there must be part of you inside that still remembers who you are. >> dream on, schoolgirl. >> in order to save the world, literally, she knows she has to send him to hell. >> buffy knows in an instant that angel has become good again. >> buffy! >> so she has this moment of reckoning that she has to decide whether to do this or not, and she makes the sacrifice to push him back into hell. >> the show was really working on multiple levels. in buffy in particular, we saw a character that was a reluctant protagonist. forced to make tough decisions. >> there was a kind of opening of the floodg

>> i always said daddy hated vampires. allegory for what was going on with the gay community, with aids, with political backlash. sfwloolt you used more tax exempt religious institution as a terrorist enclave. >> it's like there is monsters all over. but the scariest, most deadly characters in the whole show are the human beings. >> showtime looked at tony soprano and they said, you want an antihero? how about a mass murderer who is the hero of our show? >> "dexter" is about a blood spatter expert who worked for the miami p.d. who is secretly a serial killer. >> soon he'll be packed into a few neatly wrapped hefties and my own small corner of the world will be a neater, happier place. >> he was raised by a policeman to channel his sociopathic impulses to only kill other killers. so he is a bad guy but also a good guy. >> i kill reprehensible people. i mean, the idea of the show is that you're invited to identify with and maybe even root for a serial killer. >> that's right. >> he kills horrible people. if i were just killi