russell crowe!ook for some good-- hey! what the hell do you think you're doin'? you walked right through my shot, mate! do you know who i am? - oh, excuse me, i was just-- [thud, smack] - goddamn smartass! you think you can-- - shelly, we're watching that, go back! - shut up, turd, i'm watching buffy. - no, shelly, we have to watch hbc. - agh! - get up! get up, ya little pussy! - the russell crowe show? you turds don't even like that show! - it's not the show we care about. during one of the commercial breaks of tonight's episode, they're gonna show the exclusive, never-before-seen trailer to the new terrance and phillip movie! - it's the biggest night of the year! - that's stupid. see your turdy trailer some other time. - but all the other kids are gonna watch it and talk about it in school tomorrow! - no, turds. - shelly, did i ever tell you how hot i think you are? - shut up, fat turd! - i'm not a fat turd. i'm a stocky turd! - we're not watching this. - come on! - look, i apologize-- - but, shel

in this iteration, jennifer connelly, whom you may recall as the girlfriend of russell crowe in a beautiful mind, a feel-good romp if there ever was one. i'm not jealous. (grunts like the hulk) leonard not jealous. ♪ our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ ♪ then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait! ♪ ♪ the earth began to cool ♪ ♪ the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools ♪

speaking of gladiators, i auditioned for "snl" with an excellent, excellent impression of russell croweide, the ravenous jackals of the internet, and on the other, a pencil-neck who reads comic books. i like my odds we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ♪ when it comes to cybersecurity, the biggest threats don't always strike the biggest targets. so help safeguard your small business with comcast business securityedge™. it's advanced security that continuously scans for threats and helps protect every connected device. on the largest, fastest, reliable network with speeds up to 10 gigs to the most small businesses. so you can be ready for what's next. get started with internet and voice for $64.99 a month. and ask how to add securityedge™. or, ask how to get up to an $800 prepaid card. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: i want to thank my guests joe manganiello and alex edelman i want to thank johnny rabb and the 8g - >> hi, seth! >> seth: oh, hi. amber ruffin, everybody. [ cheers and applause i was just leaving so you could set up for "the amber ruffin show" tomorrow on peacock. >>

championship in sheffield, you never quite know what his mindset will be, but he's likened himself to russell crowe seventh world title at the crucible in his 30th appearance, which is also a joint record. he'll face either mark allen or scott donaldson in the next round. they're playing right now. you can watch live on bbc two. that's all the sport for now. let's get more now on that missile attack this morning on the western ukrainian city of lviv, which until now has largely escaped unscathed since the russian invasion began. it's reported that six people have been killed, and eight wounded. earlier i spoke to hanna hopko, who's in lviv this morning, she's a former ukrainian mp, and former head of the country's foreign affairs committee. she told us what she knows so far about the missile attacks. this morning, i heard a very big noise from missile attacks. i heard five of them. i started to call all my friends, because we are living close to the places where these attacks were done. actually, official sources say six people died, among them one child. this is a message from putin that he will n