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mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we've got new shows with -- john mulaney, andy sambergerdinand, gang of youths, and train. [ cheers and applause ] join us for all or most of that. our first guest is a multi-talented man who, already this year, released a great hbo comedy special, hosted "saturday night live," and finally told us his real first name. next, he directs and stars in the new feature film "on the count of three," opens in theaters and on digital tomorrow. please welcome jerrod carmichael. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: very good to see you. i haven't seen a pick in a long time, it's good to see it back. >> yes, thank you very, very much. i like my pick. i keep it on me. i took it out of my head respectfully. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nice. very '70s. >> can i start by saying i owe you an email? >> jimmy: do you? >> i owe you like six emails. >> jimmy: that's all right, i'm bothering you. >> i've been drafting an email to you for like three years now. [ laughter ] i never draft because i get overwhelmed, i'm real sensitive and i spend my days alone

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anyway, i want to thank john mulaney and andy samberg for filling in for me, despite the fact that i not ask them to do it. they just showed up and took over. and i also want to mention that guillermo is not here. he called in today, very sick. but not covid. just regular sick. as far as we know. which is -- i feel like, unless you have covid, people don't even care. they're like "oh, it's mono? okay. eat a popsicle and go to bed." so, on the off, off chance guillermo is watching right now, and he isn't, we send you our love. and i know he's our security guard but i honestly feel like we are safer with him at home. so i had something planned. so lou -- this is our announcer, lou wilson. he lurks in the shadows. have you heard of "covid brain?" after having covid, some people have trouble with their memory, sharpness -- all that stuff you need to host a talk show. and i feel like i had it the first time i came back after covid. i was interviewing jessica biel and the thoughts weren't coming out of my head at the speed they usually do. so i thought our announcer lou could give me a cog

anyway, i want to thank john mulaney and andy samberg who filled in for me last week. [ cheers and applause they showed up. despite the fact that i did not ask them to fill in for me, they just came and took over. [ laughter ] and i also want to mention that guillermo is not here. he called in today, very sick. but not covid. just regular sick. as far as we know. which is -- i feel like, unless you have covid, people don't even care. they're like "oh, it's mono? okay. eat a popsicle and go to bed." [ laughter ] so on the off, off chance guillermo is watching right now, and he isn't -- [ laughter ] guillermo, we all send you our love. i know you're our security guard, but i honestly feel like we're safer with you at home. [ laughter and applause ] so i had something planned. so lou -- this is our announcer, lou wilson. he lurks in the shadows. [ applause ] >> lou: i see all. >> jimmy: you guys heard of covid brain? some people have trouble with their memory and their sharpness, all the stuff you need to host a talk show, basically. i feel like i had it the first time i came back after covid.

i think that's clear constitutional scholars do not have tiny figurines of andy samberg on their desksy "my doink fell off " [ laughter ] i'm not saying they don't have them i'm just saying, if they do, they are kept safely in a drawer [ laughter ] so, i didn't just come up with the take that the unregulated right to own military-grade weaponry is a fraud on my own. it was the opinion of former supreme court chief justice warren burger, a conservative, who said this in 1991. >> if i were writing the bill of rights now, there wouldn't be any such thing as the second amendment >> which says? >> that a well-regulated militia being necessary for the defense of the state, people's rights to bear arms. this has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud. i repeat the word, "fraud," on the american public by special interest groups that i have ever seen in my lifetime. now, just look at those words. there are only three lines to that amendment "a well-regulated militia. if the militia, which was going to be the state army, was going to be well-regulated, why shouldn't 16 and 17 a