. - [muffled] - is cartman still in the bathroom? - hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20!u're missing the game! - i'm almost done, you smart-asses. i'm just wiping my-- what the hell is that? [toilet flushes] you guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. it's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper. - why did you pull it out of the trash? - because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, but look, check it out. it's all bloody. - are you boys still playing that video game? - yeah; hey, mom, cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom. - look. but i don't think it's for using. i think it's just for looking through. - eric, put that down. - why? - just go put it back in the trash can. - but it's, like, all bloody. it might be alive. - no, that-- that came from me. just put it away. - this came out of you? you just left it in the trash can? "you shouldn't have done that. he's just a boy. poor little feller." - what is it, mom? - yeah, what is it, mrs. marsh? - boys, that's a... feminine thing, all right? it's a personal woman thing. i tell you

cartman: so much has happened. i don't know where to start. first it was all the school shootings. be dead in a matter of years. and you believe... this all relates somehow to the movie "black panther" not being as good as everyone says it was? i know there's a connection, but that isn't what matters. i can't deal with people anymore. it's just, everyone sucks so hard, you know? everybody is so stupid. and they all walk around going, "way aya ayay blarhghg." and the only thing that makes me happy, the only thing i can trust, is this. but all people do is try to keep me from it. i'll be in my room, and my mom will come in and say, [high-pitched voice] "eric, that's enough time on your phone." [ normal voice ] and then at school... [ high-pitched voice ] "eric, what are you doing? you can't use your phone at school!" [ normal voice ] and even my friends. my own friends, they'll be like, "hey, cartman, throw us the ball. you're the goddamn quarterback." it's like everybody needs something from me. all i want is a little time with my phone instead of always listening to people's needy

. - this is so retarded, cartman. a story, it's true. i saw a leprechaun. i've seen him come through here three days in a row now. hawkeyes, this is dragonwind. do you copy? - this is hawkeyes. we've set up the net, and we're standing by. - copy that, hawkeyes. keep surveillance tag alpha-niner. dragonwind out. - just admit you were lying, cartman, so that everyone can go home. - oh, no. we have a deal, kyle. if i can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember? dragonwind to blackie. what's your six, blackie?

. >>> a "south park" special, cartman locks horns with his mom in a battle of wills while an epic conflict threatens south park's existence. catch the premiere today on paramount plus. >>> athletes from the emmy award winning documentary "cheer" are hitting the road for a live tour. cheer live brings together fan favorites from navarro college, and trinity college, two of the most successful rival cheer in the country. and netflix has released the first photos from bradley cooper's upcoming film, maestro. cooper plays the iconic conductor, bernstein. he also directs. "maestro" is set for release next year. that's your eye on entertainment. a nichelle medina. >>> time for a check of your midweek forecast. >> how's it looking out there, jessica. >> things are calm, amanda. no matter where you live in the bay yarea, clear skies for the most part today, and pretty much a relative humidity increasing and that's kind of important to talk about because the old fire going on right now, and i'll highlight that in a second. let's start with a live look. we're seeing clear skies today. daytime highs

to ice will have claimed responsibility for an attack on a seek place of worship and the calf gun cartman capital. on saturday. 30 people were in the temple in kabul when gunman stormed the complex armed with grenades, one worshipper was killed. a taliban fighter also died in a gun battle with other attackers. so hot out reports ah, a peaceful morning of praise at to seek place of worship. soon turned into this gunmen stormed the complex with grenades on saturday, trapping. several worshippers inside. outside the building known as a gurdwara, a call was detonated. tom. bon official say it took several hours to fight the attackers, but the situation is now under control. this latest attack in the boggy ball and neighbourhood of campbell has killed and wounded several people, including one of the gunmen and i still affiliated group has been targeting minority groups. and i've gone to san in the last few years. this is the 3rd assault on seek since 2018. their numbers have dwindled to just a couple of 100, from half a 1000000 in the $970.00 the since the total bond took power last year, many

i think everyone's is shock that heidi went back to cartman. what keeps driving her back to him?s it's true with heidi. hey guys, wassup? hey, heidi. what are you guys talking about? nothing. bullcrap, you're all talking about me again! 'cause you're judgmental bitches. [ burps ] eh. heidi... are you okay? it's just... you look... i look what? you know, you just look -- what, i look fat? is that what you wanna say, wendy? [bleep] you, bitch. she's just concerned, heidi. [ mockingly ] meh, myeh, meh, meh, meh, heidi. [ normal voice ] i'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here. can i do it without you guys shitting all over me? all right good, timmy. test 42-a is successful! let's move on to the next phase. well, hello, gentlemen. oh, hey, fellas. we're doing great. timmy! thought we'd stop by to see how your science fair project was going. i thought we was comin' to rub their faces in how goodourscience fair project was, boss! shut up, mimsey! so, what are you guys working on? oh, it's fantastic. this year, tim-tim and i are doing our project on water bears! ohh, water bears. you hear

- cartman san, what are you doing? - i'm doing some sweet bung sow moves.rom within! we are out of time. i will see you on tuesday. cherup! all: oots! - dude, we gotta hurry home! the final episode of lost is on soon! - yeah, let's go! - wait... where's my dad? - he knew he had to take us all home too, right? - yeah. dad? where the hell could he have gone? - oh, hey, sorry boys. - later, randy! - all right, i'll see ya, nelson! - dad, weren't you watching? - nah, i ran into nelson from work. we were over at the bar watching the game. two dollar margaritas! it was great. all right, come on, i'll drive you boys home. - are you sure you're all right? - oh, yeah, i'll be fine. i got some beers to keep my buzz going. - dad, aren't you supposed to, like, not drink and drive? - i'm not drinking and driving.

cartman, i will legalize fourth trimester abortions for you. >> could you imagine back then that theses to kind of come into their own. >> have i always had these breasts? >> a lot of people want freedom. they don't want to go back to the networks, which are saying you can come to us where you'll make more money but you also have content restricted. you can go to cable and have no restrictions, not make as much money, but have freedom of expression. which almost everybody who works in these mediums wants. >> some of the content truly was, you can't get this anywhere else. >> your fantasy maker is the only limit on the kinds of fantasies, is people's imagination. >> hbo turned to people who said, i can't do that on television, but you can do it on hbo. >> white people don't trust black people. that's why they won't vote for no black resident. like a black brother would [ bleep ] the white house. like the grass won't be cut. dishes piled up. cousins running through the white house, cookouts, basketball going in the back. >> in the late '80s, hbo was just sort of gaining ground for series