before we do, we'll check in on the weather be desi lydic, everybody! applause ) so good to see you, desi. ( cheers and applause ) so, desi, you going to tell us about the weather? >> yes, trevor. let's talk about whether a man should be wearing a fake pregnancy belly. let me just say, as as someone who has been present, the belly is only 10% of the full experience. it would be more realistic if you wore the fake belly and got punched in the dick 36 hours straight, then the dick got ripped off, then he had to raise that dick for 18 years. the miracle of life. at least he's trying, though. and that goes both ways. i've always said that, which is i have been trying to understand the male experience better by acting like a man. like i would be getting paid more for no reason, i have three friends named kyle, talking a lot about bitcoin even though i don't know anything about bitcoin. >> trevor: wow, desi, sounds like you really -- >> i have been interrupting people more. ( applause ) >> trevor: great. well, maybe -- >> it's easy once you get the hang of it

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it's time to check on the weather forecast with our very own desi lydic, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) what's happening. the weather has calmed a bit? what's the weather looking like? >> oh, man, it is all blue skies and sunshine for whoever won the $1.3 billion jackpot. i'll tell you that. i wonder who... i wonder who she is. ( laughter ) i mean, it could be any of us, any of us in this room right now. one might even wonder why she came to work today. ( laughter ) >> trevor: wait, are you-- are you saying you won the lottery? >> look, i'm saying the winner has chosen to be anonymous. you know, in many ways they're building a wall between them and us knowing, but whoever she sshe probably has enough money to buy her boss a new car. >> trevor: wait, wait-- wait, so you did win? ( applause ) you won the lottery? is that what you're saying? >> i don't know. i don't know. did i, trevor by the way, that ivana story is so crazy, being laid to rest on his golf course. i feel for all of trump's wives. even in the afterlife they still have to deal with his balls coming a