and harnaaz sandhu. this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. as always, i appreciate you. i appreciate you. thank you so much, everybody. we've got a great show for you tonight. take a seat. let's get into it. so many things to talk about. the c.d.c. is facing an outbreak of low self-esteem. dulce sloan gives republicans a makeover. and guess who's going to prison? donald trump's former c.f.o. so let's do this people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right. all right, people. i'm going to be honest, with all the news that happened today, i don't think we have enough space for it in today's show. and i've tried everything, i've tried everything. i even stuffed the whole show in spanx but it bulged out over the sides. it doesn't look like we have enough time for it all. fortunately, not enough time is