trevor: mr. sterling k. brown. >> what's going obrother noah? look like you're living your best life. >> i appreciate it. i'm trying to grow my hand out like you. i dig it. i like it. >> trevor: let's talk a little bit about the movie. >> let's do it. >> trevor: a lot of people know you from "this is us." >> yeah. >> trevor: first of all, before we go into the movie, congratulations-- congratulations on wrapping it up in style. a lot of people were sad that the show ended. >> sure. >> trevor: but they appreciated that tended well. there is a lot of pressure. people watch game of thrones." it can happen. >> it can happen to anybody. >> trevor: did you know it was going to end well? >> he had a plan to end it in six seasons all along from the beginning. the story was complete. he knew where rebecca was going to be at the end. there's a whole timeline he had from the beginning of season one of how things were going to play out. so there was a beginning, middle, expend that made me feel secure as an actor. >> trevor: okay, i like that. and then you d

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. good to see you, everybody. good to see you. take a seat. let's do this thing. let's jump straight into it. we have a great show for you. domino's is dying in italy. donald trump has taken a vow of silence. and you like jordan klepper at trump rallies you will want to see this one. let's do this people. let's jump strayed strait into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right, before we get into the big stories, let's camp up on a few other things going on in the world. first up, domino's pizza has announced that it is closing the last of its restaurants in italy. and, yes-- yes, they had domino's in italy. italy has drunk people, too. ( laughter ) you know, if you ask me, them going out of business in italy was actually the best thing that could have happened to them. because think about it-- they came to the land of pizza. and then they injected cheese into the crust? (

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you for being here, everybody. we are going to have a fun, fun show for you tonight. take a seat. take a seat. there are so many things happening in the news-- president biden is killing it. nancy pelosi is going to get us all killed. and donald trump has endorsed twins! so, let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on in the world. first up, a passenger on a flight from bali to australia was fined more than $1800 for having two undeclared egg mcmuffins in their luggage. ( laughter ) and honestly, i don't know if they'll be able to pay for that, you know. no, because, i mean, the type of person who saves egg mcmuffins for later probably doesn't plan and have $1800 lying around for fines, you know what i

so it is called "the daily show with trevor noah" not tim scott. is going to go with you. >> trevor: no, no. >> no, i'm being funny. >> trevor: i'm with you. >> i know you're a comedian. i'm trying my best you know. give a brother a break. >> trevor: i give you all the breaks. you know that. >> here's my point, though. i was actually in the building. >> trevor: yeah, you talk about it in the book. >> rolling my sleeves up preparing to fight for my life. >> trevor: right. >> so when i put the blame on the people who were coming after me, i put the blame squarely where i believe it belongs. and that's what you hear in my recount of the issue. when i say that-- at the end of that day on january 6, we, the united states senate, both republicans and democrats, went back out and performed our duty to affirm that president biden has won the election, we did our job. i'm not actually sugar coating or skirting or pivoting away from an issue. i'm actually not making it more political than it has to be. >> trevor: let me ask you this. >> certainly. >> trevor:

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: hey, what's going on everybodyyou so much for tuning in, and thank you for coming out in person. thank you for being here. thank you for being here. thank you so much. thank you, everybody. attack a seat. let's do this thing. we've got a great show for you tonight. the choco taco is coming back from the dead, scientists are bringing pigs back from the dead, and aaron rogers is more alive than ever. and here to talk about her brand-new horror movie, amandla stenberg is joining us. let's go straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right, people, i'm going to be honest-- with all the news that happened today, i don't think we have enough space in today's show. i-- i've looked at it from every angle. i even tried those vacuum-sealed bag to compress everything, and still, we just don't have enough time to cover all the news. fortunately, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call "ain't nobody got time for that." ( cheers and applause ) all right, let's get straight into it. as you know, the russ

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪♪ ♪♪ >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! thank you for being here! thank you for being here! take a seat! we have a really fun show for you tonight. japan is faking a pregnancy, donald trump needs a mole removed, and new york wants you to commit murder. tonight, our guest is the one the only abbi jacobson. ( cheers and applause ) let's jump straight into today's headlines. ♪♪ >> trevor: all right, people, i'm going to be honest -- with all the news that happened today, i don't think we have enough space for it in the show. i tried everything, i even tried putting it in the suitcase and standing on it, you know, so it closes, but the news kept getting caught in the zipper. ( laughter ) i'm sorry, but we just don't have time for it all. fortunately, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call ain't nobody got time for. ( cheers and applause )

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. as always, i appreciate you. i appreciate you. thank you so much, everybody. we've got a great show for you tonight. take a seat. let's get into it. so many things to talk about. the c.d.c. is facing an outbreak of low self-esteem. dulce sloan gives republicans a makeover. and guess who's going to prison? donald trump's former c.f.o. so let's do this people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right. all right, people. i'm going to be honest, with all the news that happened today, i don't think we have enough space for it in today's show. and i've tried everything, i've tried everything. i even stuffed the whole show in spanx but it bulged out over the sides. it doesn't look like we have enough time for it all. fortunately, not enough time is just enough time for a segment we call "ain't nobody got time for that." ( applause ) all right, let's ki

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. wow! this is electric! this is great! this is great! this is amazing. all right, take a seat, take a seat. we have to go. we have a jam-packed show for you tonight. serena williams is breaking up with tennis. london is telling its art to go back to africa. and you'll never guess which bureau of investigation paid donald trump a visit. ( cheers and applause ). plus here to talk about his brand-new movie where he fights a lion, idris elba is our guest tonight. ( cheers and applause ). put your top back on, lady! let's do this people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) >> trevor: okay, all right. before we get into the big story that everyone is talking about, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on in the news. first up, a london museum is within extensive collection of sculptures stolen from africa in the 19th century has agreed to ret

and ryuij chua, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcomethe daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you for tuning in, that you for coming out in person. thank you for being here, everybody. can i feel the energy. take a seat, let's do it we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. kansas is now the best state in america. student debt is coming for you grandma. and beyonce is making a whole new album. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. okay. all right. before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things going on in the news. first things first. according to astronomers the earth is actually spinning faster than ever before. and because of that it recently set the record for the shortest day ever. yeah. june 29th was apparently 1.59 millisecondses shorter than a normal day. yeah. that's how you know things are going bad, even the earth is like let's wrap things up, let's go. keep things moving, keep it going, 1.59 milliseconds faster, you know what this means, we get to leave work 1.59 millis

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on everybodyily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in, and thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much. take a seat. we've got a great show for you tonight. joe biden is building the wall, we learn where beyonce got her groove, and donald trump has found a spooky way to avoid paying taxes. plus the secretary of transportation pete buttigieg himself is joining us on the show tonight which means i'm getting a bunch of my parking tickets canceled! let's do this people. let's go straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) all right! let's do. let's do. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on. first of all, congratulations to someone out there for winning $1.3 billion. in the mega millions lotto. did you boo or ooh. i don't know what that sound was. it's the biggest lottery payout ever to a single winner. and it's wild to me that we just gave $1 billion to someone who has proven they're bad with money. why are you playing

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor:s what he's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. in person. in the flesh. good to sigh, take a seat, let's do it, everybody. man, we have got a great show for you tonight. take a seat, take a seat. wyoming republicans took liz cheney out behind the barn, we're going to look at why overdraft fees are a lot worse than you think and the hot new trend at the office ask not care being your job, burst plus john boyega is joining us on the show, let's do, this let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right, before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. first up the fda has ruled that hearing aids can now be sold over-the-counter without a prescription making them easier and cheaper for people to get. that's amazing. yeah. and you know what is crazy, that you ever needed a prescription for a hearing aid, why. it is not

this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out in person. thank you for being here, everybody. we have got a wild show for you tonight. take a seat. having nightmares about you, ronny chieng is going to join space force and president trump has a perfectly good explanation for everything. plus here to talk about her brand new show for msnbc alex wagner ask our guest tonight, everybody. so let's do this. let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right, before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world. first up, toyota has announced that it is recalling its brand new electric suv after discovering that the wheels could fall off at any time. yeah. and i know people always say we want do this until the wheels fall off but i don't think they actually meant it also, you would think wheels falling off a car would be a problem tha

we are only a few minutes into the show, but listen, the beginning of that, talking about trevor noah accomplishments." it's one thing if you ramrod legislation, but if that doesn't help americans, doesn't matter when you talk about obamacare. they were proud of that until it failed, so the fact that they are laughing at us, everything we've been able to do -- he cannot even ride a bicycle. it's such a good win for us, pushed through the agenda to fight climate change. will they change anything in their life? i don't think so. aviator joe, "the new york times." supercharged -- "the boston herald" or the globe. it's amazing. >> i just want to go to afghanistan quickly. it's a personal thing for me. my husband is an army ranger, served in afghanistan. he knew that what they were trying to do wasn't going to work, in 2019, and others found at the same thing. trillions of dollars, lost lives, and everything that happens, there were no consequences for anybody to read people are in the military, people in charge -- there have been no consequences, no accountability, so it's heartbreaking f

he co-hosts the podcast "kasich & klepper," and his new special, "the daily show with trevor noah presentsary for democracy," premieres april 21st on comedy central let's take a look. >> were hungarian rallies anything like maga ones -- do you have any orban pictures, specifically with him shirtless, riding a velociraptor? >> just the flags, that's basically a hungarian reference. >> does that have any profanity on it whatsoever >> no it's just a -- >> just a straight flag. >> just a straightforward flag [ crowd chanting in hungarian >> lock her up i thought i heard, "lock her up." >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our friend, jordan klepper, everybody. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: how are you >> good, seth, how are you, sir? >> seth: good. i want to ask about the podcast and the special, but i also want to ask, you had a baby congratulations. >> thank you very much [ cheers and applause >> seth: and maybe the most stressful time to have one, right at the beginning of the pandemic >> yes, exactly. and for the man especially, it was really difficult for me. >> seth: yeah, real

chris wilson, you know, his book debuted on trevor noah, and he's a globetrotting artist and he livesbuilt real estate businesses and now builds it has a very successful. he's a very successful artist and he's doing all kinds of kinds of other things and they founds inspiration in this. it was the place where their thoughts about it frankly went way beyond even what i this thought about it. what they drew from the story in prison was interesting to me and so, you know, i'd hoped it would be interested to readers. >> yeah, it's a remarkable story and shows just the, you know, we really talk alaskaa the impact f the paypal mafia on technology but really on kind of normal people's lives too and it's really, really powerful story. i want to turn to audience questions. we have one -- oh, are any of the founders still involved in any way in the company? jimmy: you know, i can't speak 20 whether or not they're o shareholders of the company but none off the original founders are involved operationally withh paypal. people have i a very different company now than it was in the first. achieving