he was looks like a heavily botoxed gollum in a suit no offense to gollum, i just needed an example, so after seven months of war, the russian army only controls a slice of ukraine. and now the ukrainians are threatening to take that back too. but before that happens, vladimir putin is saying hey, hey, hey, what about democracy. >> in ukraine russian controlled areas in the east of the country are wrapping up a series of referendums asking voters if they want to be a part of russia. the votes are illegal under international law and some ukrainians have been forced to vote at gunpoint. >> election officials accompanied by armed soldiers go traipses up flights of stairs knocking on doors, searching for voters. >> in the past few minutes russian state media has announced the primary results claiming that people have voted overwhelmingly in favor of becoming part of the russian federation. the results supposedly showing 97 or 98 percent of the vote being in favor of joining the federation. >> trevor: yeah, you hear that. russian soldiers are going door to door forcing people to vote to j

well, gollum... ...you're an expert on rings. what do i do with this one?hat package are you thinking? mm, this one comes with music and flowers. oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the internet. why would we want that? 'cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist. let's give them hope. whatever. put us on the internet. i've always wanted a wedding with a comment section. i-if you're not into this, we can do it another time. no. no, i want to. look, we've put this off long enough. let's do it. aw. that's exactly what you said the first time we slept together. (ringtone playing) oh, excuse me. sheldon. hey. leonard, have you gotten married yet? no. why? good. don't do it! why not? some important new information has come to light. women are the worst. i thought it was paper cuts, but i was wrong. no piece of paper ever cut me this deep. what happened now? amy has ended our relationship.

i have invited jesse jackson to gollum -- to come on my show 50 times they won't do it.oy read invited me on her show? i think during the campaign she did come up with the reason we didn't do it was i had too many other things to do. i would be happy. all they have to do is invite me. host: very elder, he spent 25, 30 years on radio where people didn't see her face necessarily. he ran for governor of california. what is your anonymity level these days? guest: these days i can't go anywhere without some of you recognizing me, airport, hotels. i was in des moines earlier yesterday and someone came up to me, and i'm sitting at the counter eating myself, a gentleman to my left and two people to my right, the one to my left said, mr. elder, i didn't want to say anything because i didn't want to intrude but i am a big fan. he is -- was in the army and we had a long conversation. his food came and i said, eat your food it is going to get cold and he said how often will i get to talk to larry elder. the couple next to me also knew me and they didn't say anything because they did