you can protect your everything with arlo.lause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actor who stars in the hit show "abbott elementary," which is now in its second season and airs wednesdays on abc. >> what do you think happened to the ice cube? >> i love bingo! >> this is not the first time he has disrupted my class. from what i understand, he is obsessed with a show about australian dogs. i've tried everything to keep him in line. gotten to the point where his classmates are annoyed. do you know how hard it is to annoy a first grader? >> bingo! bingo, bingo! bingo, bingo! >> everybody, eyes up here. >> bluey. >> bluey. the show is called "bluey." >> trevor: please welcome tyler james williams! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ tyler james williams, welcome to "the daily show." >> it's good to be here. >> trevor: it's great to see you here. that's yours. you can take the mug with you. one of the perks. first of all, congratulations on all of your success, your continued success. i f

you can protect your everything with arlo.that's our show for tonight. charlamagne is up next. now, here it is. your "moment of zen." >> bacon is delicious but you cannot eat it for breakfast every day because it is just that and it's bad so you get up, you have some raisin bran and fruit, healthy. healthy start to a great day. wrong. all of a sudden, raisin brand does not qualify as healthy. - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ - ah, killed you. - i blew your head off. - [muffled] - is cartman still in the bathroom? - hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20! you giving birth in there or what? - let a man take a crap. - he's in there punishing my toil

[text notification] the arlo doorbell with advanced ai object detection helps you protect your everythingelcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a doctor who stars as cyclone and the new superhero film "black adam," which will premiere in theaters nationwide october 21st. >> that is insane. >> the nano bots did most of the work. >> no, no, no. i'm not going to let you downplay it. i literally just witnessed a miracle. that i say something stupid? >> no, it's just you can transform molecular structure grow 100 times your own size. you are an impossibility and the world still amazes you. it's cool. >> thank you. but it's not as cool as nano bots. >> trevor: please welcome quintessa swindell! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] welcome to the show. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] wow! >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you, man, it's a pleasure to be here. >> trevor: it's a pleasure to have you here. you are in this movie and one of the people who is your costar is a comedian, mo amer, who i've been friends with for a very long time, and so he sent me a message, "yo, q i

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[text notification] the arlo doorbell with advanced ai object detection helps you protect your everythingelcome back to "the daily show." every now and then, we ask dulce sloan to report on the latest news. but dulce just talks about what she wants to talk about, in another episode of "dulsayin'." ♪ ♪ >> hello, friends. hispanic heritage month to month just wrapped up before we go, i want to talk about reggaeton. if you don't know what it is, you probably have heard the unmistakable beat of reggaeton before, especially if you have upstairs neighbors. >> keep it down up there? >> i will not! the roots of this music goes back as far as the '70s and as far south as panama. it started further south with the beads are so big they don't fit in the canal. it was in the 1980s when the music artist sort of thing spanish lyrics over jamaican dance hall funk creating a new sound of reggae and s manual and honestly, i'm glad it wasn't there. the spanish words and dance all music coming together for the first time? that is too sexy to handle. there is no way you didn't leave the dance floor pregnant.

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(message doorbell ring) the arlo doorbell with advanced ai object detection helps you protect your everythingce analyst. who disclosed unauthorized government documents during her service. she was convicted of 20 charges and sentenced to 35 years in prison, which president obama commuted in 2017. she's here to tell her side of the story and talk about her new memoir, "readme.txt," which comes out tomorrow. please welcome chelsea manning! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] chelsea manning, welcome to "the daily show." >> hi. how is it going? >> trevor: it is going well and your book is one of those books that strangely enough, i felt like i had read because of how much you had been in the news, because of how big your story has been, in not just american media, but in the telling of america's military operation. let's start with, i guess, the inception of the idea to write a book. after pulling off one of the largest intelligence leaks in american history, you were vilified, you served time, you were labeled as a traitor, and it felt like the story tapered off over time. now you h

(message doorbell ring) the arlo doorbell with advanced ai object detection helps you protect your everythingd applause] >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." it has been seven months since vladimir putin went defcon 3 on ukraine and in the last month, ukraine has been kicking russia's ass up and down the map. they defeated russian soldiers across the front lines, they blew up a key supply bridge deep in russian territory, they even gave putin's cell number to bed bath & beyond's mailing list. anyway, another week of the war needs another week of updates. so let's catch up on how it is all going in another edition of "vlad gone mad." ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] after a series of defeats, vladimir putin has been so humiliated that it was just a matter of time before he lashed out. yesterday, he did just that, launching missiles strikes against civilians for the first time in the war. unfortunately for him, the missile strikes seems to embolden the ukrainian people who went right back outside after the strikes to live their lives and get coffee. and if you ask me, that is a testament to ho

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