. - [muffled] - is cartman still in the bathroom? - hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20!ilet. - yeah, that poor, poor thing. - come on, cartman, you're missing the game! - i'm almost done, you smart-asses. i'm just wiping my-- what the hell is that? [toilet flushes] you guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. it's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper. - why did you pull it out of the trash? - because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, but look, check it out. it's all bloody. - are you boys still playing that video game? - yeah; hey, mom, cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom. - look. but i don't think it's for using. i think it's just for looking through. - eric, put that down. - why? - just go put it back in the trash can. - but it's, like, all bloody. it might be alive. - no, that-- that came from me. just put it away. - this came out of you? you just left it in the trash can? "you shouldn't have done that. he's just a boy. poor little feller." - what is it, mom? - yeah, what is it, mrs. marsh? - boys, that's a... feminin

now finally, the shocking truth about cartman's lineage will not be seen tonight so that we can bringor canada's hottest action stars, terrance and phillip in the... ladies and gentlemen, before you today sits a murderer. on the night in question, this monster entered the home of dr. jeffrey o'dwyer and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer. that monster is sitting right over there and his name is terrance ! ( farting ) terrance, you farted in court. yes, phillip, i'm making a case for our defense. all of these things link terrance to the murder. hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt, a watch with his initials on it. a day planner with the murder scheduled. a haiku called "time to kill dr. jeffrey o'dwyer". "dr. o'dwyer, time to have your head smashed in with my new hammer." terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not god ! terrance. would you like a "monkey claw", phillip ? yes, please. ( farting ) ( laughing ) that's called the "monkey claw" because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys. the "monkey claw"

let's see, mm, eric cartman? - here. [all laugh] - all right, and how about stan marsh?laughs] ow! - dude, what the hell was that? - oh, oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard that the milk comes out your nose? oh, man. - dude, you weren't drinking any milk.

. - god damn it, cartman, what are they gonna say on cop drama? - you ready?ay shit on television? - they can't say shit on television. - it was just on the news! people are freakin' out, dude! - holy [bleep] shit. - [garbled] we gotta watch. - yeah, i'm gonna have people over my house to see it. - but i've got these tickets to see lion king on stage. - maybe you didn't hear me, kyle, i said "shit," on television. - it's just a marketing ploy by the network. like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss with terrance and phillip. - oh, come on, dude. this is history. - it's stupid. - jeez, you're a little irritable, kyle. what's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

girl, you know that you're the only girl for me ♪ ♪ girl, girl, you're the girl of my fantasy ♪ - cartmangerbang bang ♪ ♪ bang, bang, bang ♪ ♪ i'm gonna fingerbang bang ♪ - yes, yes, yes, i'm a star. i'm a star! i'm-- oh, i'm nobody. god damn it! wait a minute. maybe that was a sign from god. that's it, isn't it? you want me to start a boy band, so i can make $10 million, don't you? that's it! gentlemen, thank you for coming. this is the beginning of a great time in our lives. god has finally spoken to me, guys, and he has told me how i can make $10 million. - how? - boy band. - boy band? - boy band.

. - god damn it, cartman, what are they gonna say on cop drama? - you ready?eople are freakin' out, dude! - holy [bleep] shit. - [garbled] we gotta watch. - yeah, i'm gonna have people over my house to see it. - but i've got these tickets to see lion king on stage. - maybe you didn't hear me, kyle, i said "shit," on television. - it's just a marketing ploy by the network. like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss with terrance and phillip. - oh, come on, dude. this is history. - it's stupid. - jeez, you're a little irritable, kyle. what's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina? - no, i don't have sand in my vagina, i just think it's a little immature for us to be standing around, talking about one dumb word being on tv! - hey, ah, sam, did you hear the news? - yeah, they're gonna say "shit" on television. - we should all get together and watch it at the bar. - yeah! - yeah. - yeah. - are you guys gonna let your kids watch? - oh, sure. i mean, you know, cop drama's a very artsy, dramatic show. - and they're gonna say "shit"! - hey, butters, i go