>> mmmm, voting. >> hey, stephen colbert! >> hi, mr. colbert. >> hey, colbert. >> hi, stephen!today! >> guess what i did? >> i voted today! >> i voted! >> me, too! >> just dropped it off inside! we voted. >> we voted! >> did we vote? >> yeah! >> just vote. >> it's election day. >> do this. >> done. >> i voted by mail! >> i voted! >> i voted, colbert. >> i just voted. i got my ballot in the drop box. >> i voted! >> i got my "i voted" sticker. my husband's got his "i voted" sticker. >> my "i voted" sticker. >> i got a couple stickers. and... a squirrel. ( laughter ) >> stephen: wow. wow. ( applause ) a couple stickers and a squirrel? i gotta go to a better polling station. anyway, thanks to everyone for participating, and thank you for voting. you're the real heroes of the midterms. i will now be following you on tiktok wherever you go, and so will the chinese government. ( laughter ) ( applause ) that's a true story. that's true. that's a true story. folks, i am so excited for this week's release of "black panther: wakanda forever." ( cheers and applause ) yes, absolutely. 100%.

>how with stephen colbert!" tonight: cate blanchett takes the "colbert questionert!" plus, stephen welcomes: paul dano and musical guest, holly humberstone featuring louis cato and the late show band! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) hey. good to see you, thank you. happyay!u. hello! thank you. welcome to the late show, have a seat, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. folks-- do you feel that. with an audience this hot, i don't need to go to the gym. (laughter) you guys give me strength, i bet i could bench 240. boom! (laughter) folks, i've got to say, i tried to prepare. i got my flu shot. i got my bivalent covid booster. but, the one thing i did not prepare for was world cup fever. symptoms include getting a little achy and getting excited about scoreless ties. it's by far the biggest sporting event in the world, but this year, there's been a cloud over the world cup, because it's being played in qatar, a desert country with a repressive regime and a te

and james taylor takes the "colbert questionert."en welcomes: matthew perry featuring louis cato and the late show band! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hello. hello. i'm feeling it. nice and easy, everybody. steady as she goes. steady as she goes. >> stephen: hello, my friends. hello! thank you, everybody! welcome to "the late show." mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea to the late show, welcome. i'm your host, stephen colbert. yeah, thank you. thank you, thank you, my friends. everybody here, thank you. my friends out there, i need your strength because i come to you defiant, unbroken, unbowed even though last night they held the drawing for the billion-dollar powerball jackpot, and there were no pwinners. no -- no winner! oh really? how is that possible? considering last night, on this show, i announced that these were the winning numbers! these right here were the winning numbers, because may i remind you they're

stephen colbert's apology, we will get to that in a moment.the attitude behind the guy like colbert taking this approach to that man couldn't possibly exist in reality? >> it is the leaders him, this bubble that exists when most of the medias in new york and washington at late-night hosts, that goes for them as well including los angeles but stephen colbert, sonny believes black republicans are, quote, oxymorons and any hispanic who votes red is betraying her ethnicity and colbert thinks the same thing. conform to how you are supposed to vote based on race or ethnicity and be ostracized or ridiculed. he's a bitter elitist man. this is so typical of one of the most insufferable democratic activists in television. he couldn't just apologize. he apologized before he began to mock him. he could have just taken the l. kh khalilis a father of 5, former city council candidate and is fed up with leadership in the state of michigan particularly as it comes to education. why did colbert mock him? for the crime of supporting republican tutor dixon. will:

i'm your host, stephen colbert.idterm elections ( cheers and applause ) the midterm elections are only five days away. that means there's only four days left to early vote, one day left to regular vote, and then two whole years to just kick back and freak out about the presidential election. ( laughter ) last night, president biden addressed americans, not from the oval office, but someplace even more sacred to him: a train station. at washington a union station he laid out the stakes of this election: >> make no mistake, democracy is on the ballot for all of us. in our bones, we know democracy at risk-- is at risk. >> stephen: biden's clearly at the age where he receives all his information via bones. ( laughter ) "there goes the elbow. there goes the elbow-- it's going to rain. knee's acting up again. low voter turn out in broward county." ( laughter ) biden-- biden did briefly make one mistake about next tuesday, november 8's election. >> millions more will cast their ballots in the final days leading up to novem

i am your host, stephen colbert.-- ( cheers and applause ) tomorrow, this being wednesday, as we allro thanving. it's a special time, when we gather with family and friends to share our gratitude through america's traditional expression of love: the food coma. ( laughter ) this year, your thanksgiving might look a little different, because prices are up on almost everything from frozen pie crusts to pumpkin pie mix to a dozen dinner rolls. there goes my favorite dessert: a dozen dinner rolls. these high prices are caused by a variety of factors, including the war in ukraine, high fuel prices. but the number one factor, according to experts, is hunter biden's laptop. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheering ) but it's not just the supporting players. it's also the star of the show, tom turkey! in addition to inflation, a blight of avian flu means that thanksgiving 2022 is shaping up to be a tough one for turkey. to be fair, i'm pretty sure every thanksgiving is a tough one for turkeys. ( laughter ) even-- ( applause ) sur

col colbert, will he fix it. he could have him on. i could write that segment.ay why he is voting the way he is, i don't know if his audience would like that. >> that's the point, too. the amplification is so much more diluted with apology, fact checking correction, than it is with the lie to begin with. >> lifelong democrat, father of five, immigrated from yemen. has to say i am real. let me let colbert know it is not just him who is real, there's an entire movement that's real. he must not be paying attention. we call it the forgotten man and women. flyover country, michigan, wisconsin, red in 2016. they're real, exerted their voice, not just a person, we saw it in loudon county, saw it in new jersey and florida, when desantis school board members save a few won elections. it is not a person, it is a movement. they're very real. you will hear them loud and clear tuesday. >> what is it about the hubris of the left, the elite, the condescension of the progressive left that somehow emboldens them to dismiss a man, a story. what a joke. and that is so liberated so

steven coa colbert takes a shott one of tudor dixon's supporters. colbert said he wasn't real. if a red wave happens it-only be because all of us went out and voted. the country is not going to change itself. we'll meet serve gop candidates poised to take the house back from the radical left to get this country back on the right track. we three days until the next election. the left is cooking up major bs. why not? that's what they do. they lie about inflation, job creation, the price of gas, voter i.d. hunter biden, fbi corruption. we just don't have the time. here are some of the latest zingers. >> the american democracy is under threat because the former president. suppress the right of voters and subvert the system itself. no one has ever reduced the debt that much. we cut the debt in half. >> when biden walked into this administration, the economy was in ruins. it was in absolute ruins. dan: you live here, you have got to know this is bs. they always brag about the lie. it's like they want to tell you in chest pump i lied. so everyone knows how they pulled off the lie. onl

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to "the late show." ( cheers and applause ) i'm your host, stephen colbert.here is electricity in the air. everybody knows it, it's mid cookies, and a cold glass of xanax. because a lot of people are anxious. and that is exactly the way the press wants you. remember, i warned you a couple of weeks ago that the media was going to spend every minute leading up to the mid terms, yanking our chains like they were trying to start a flooded lawnmower? one day, the tv news fella is saying, "democrats are up in the polls-- it's shattering historical precedent!" then, it's "republicans will sweep the senate, rule the night, and feast on human flesh." ( laughter ) then the next day, they're like, "or not." take this final national nbc news poll, which declares that 48% of voters say they prefer a democratic-controlled congress, while 47% prefer republican, which is a reversal from october, when 48% preferred the g.o.p. and 47% wanted democrats. which can only mean... the democrats flipped linda! ( applause ) "flipping linda," i saw that movie! and today, the last day b

." >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: polar coaster. john oliver people magazine sexiest man alive. and a performance from "the lion king" featuring louis cato and the late show band! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hello, my friends. hello, hello, hello. happy monday. happy monday, happy monday happy monday. thank everybody. thank you very much. welcome, one and all... to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. listen to that lampleley. there is electricity in the air. everybody knows it, it's mid terms eve. be sure to leave out a plate of cookies, and a cold glass of xanax. because a lot of people are anxious. and that is exactly the way the press wants you. remember, i warned you a couple of weeks ago that the media was going to spend every minute leading up to the mid terms, yanking our chains like they were trying to start a flooded lawnmower? one day, the tv news fella is saying, "democrats are up in the polls-- it's shattering historical precedent!" t

stephen colbert claims a g.o.p.ory about a democrat dad worried about books in schools. >> this is not the only one worried about this issue so is this guy she totally made up. okay. [laughter] fine. that happened. >> katie: but it turns out he's real and he joins us live up next. ♪ going to be a long, long time. ♪ brings me back in to find ♪ i'm not the man they think i am at all ♪ oh, no, no, no trying to control my asthma felt anything but normal. ♪ ♪ enough was enough. i talked to an asthma specialist and found out my severe asthma is driven by eosinophils, a type of asthma nucala can help control. now, fewer asthma attacks and less oral steroids that's my nunormal with nucala. nucala is a once-monthly add-on injection for severe eosinophilic asthma. nucala is not for sudden breathing problems. allergic reactions can occur. get help right away for swelling of face, mouth, tongue, or trouble breathing. infections that can cause shingles have occurred. don't stop steroids unless told by your doctor. tell your doct

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and now live live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: hey, everybody. thank you. thank you very much. thank you, folks, please, have a seat. sit down, please, please, please. please have a seat, everybody. down here, up there, out there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. first off, first offer, congratulations, everybody! you did it! you made history just by being alive! torchts the world's population hit $8 billion people and yes, yes, and every single one of them will be at your airport gate the day before thanks giving. not everyone in zone one. this is all thanks to humanity spending the past decade buckling down, unbuckling their belts, and making babies, because a billion people were added to the world population in just the last 12 years. to which your parents said, "and somehow, not one of them is my grandchild. it must b so nice for those that is okay, i understand, i'm sure a pcd is very nice. speaking of numbers, election results are still comin

watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next, the news continues streaming on cbs news captioning sponsored by cbs >> the highly anticipated fifa world cup kicked off this weekend in qatar. qatar spent billions on infrastructure ahead of the tournament, but human rights groups say thousands of workers died in the process, and bed beg openly gay in qatar is illegal. >> the italian swiss fifa president, gianni infantino, lashed out in a lengthy defense on the eve of the tournament. >> it was, i've got to say, a pretty strange press conference. ( sung to "i feel pretty" ) >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: pl, stephen welcomes: daniel craig and comedian josh johnson featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: have a seat, everybody. what's up. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i don't want to jinx anything, but it's really beginning to look like there m

♪ >> sean: fake news' cnn don lemon stopped by the late show with stephen colbert.e was stunned when asked if cnn could be liberal. take a look. >> are you allowed to be liberal anymore? >> i don't think we were liberal. >> that's not me saying that. >> listen, i think that what chris is saying is that he wants republicans, sensible republicans to hold people to account. he wants people to come on and feel comfortable talking on cnn. >> sean: why can't they be honest? he's a talk show host just like me. we do opinion, news, sports, culture. we do it all. they're just dishonest about it. the same don lemon smearing trump supporters, calling them racist and bigots and comparing them to drug addicts and said he would not shake donald trump's hand. according to him, cnn is not liberal at all. joyless behar at "the view" was forced to apologize after saying that aim any coney barrett was part of a hate group. take a look. >> she's a religious person. she's belongs to this people of praise group, which the southern poverty law center has labelled them a hate group. >> you

i am your host, stephen colbert. of all,-- ( cheers and applause ) happy halloween, everybody. ( applause ) love halloween. it's the scariest night in america, just above every other night in america. ( laughter ) and to all the kids out there still ridin' a sugar high, welcome to late night. don't fall asleep, no matter what your parents say, because the minute you go to bed, they're stealing all your best canned. i'm talking kit kat. know what i'm saying? know what i'm saying? give me a break. ( applause ) do you like my costume this year? i'm dressed up as my dog benny. ( laughter ) he's a very good boy. it's a very special halloween because the powerball jackpot has reached $1 billion. ( applause ) its only the second time it's been this high in powerball's history. before powerball, of course, the most popular lotto game was just ball. the winner would get a ball. the loser would get typhus. also the winner. the powerball drawing occurred at 11:00 p.m. tonight, which is after we tape this show. but i can already

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: erupt to no good! plus, stephen welcomes: don lemon don lemon and gabrielle union. featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: thank you very much. have a seat. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: happy monday. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thai, my friend. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hey, everybody! thanks, everybody. down here, up there. welcome, welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) that comedian famous from instagram and tiktok. ( laughter ) evidently. not aware-- i was not aware of that. long story. i'd like to start tonight off with a special shout-out to my viewers in hawaii: aloha! the "hello" one. as we speak, mauna loa, the world's largest active volcano, is erupting. this is mauna loa's first eruption in nearly 40 years, and it's all going down on hawaii's b

stephen colbert claims g.o.p. candidate made up a story about a democratic dad concerned about books and schools. >> this is not the only one worried about this issue. so so is this guy she totally made up. okay. fine. that happened. >> brian: yeah, it actually did happen. and he is responding. >> ainsley: plus, making musk moves, elon's new plan for selling blue checks on twitter. his new offer as he mocks aoc. >> steve: look who else is coming up. >> brian: no music. ♪ this holiday where can you save time getting everything off their wish-list... and even more time checking everything off yours? lowe's, actually. find everything you need and more this holiday at lowe's. flu symptoms hit harder than the common cold. so it takes the right tool for the job... to keep it together. now there's new theraflu flu relief with a max strength fever fighting formula. the right tool for long lasting flu symptom relief. hot beats flu. well, we fell in love through gaming. but now the internet lags and it throws the whole thin

i am your host, stephen colbert. want to start tonight-- ( applause ) i want to start tonight's show with an important announcement. after much soul searching, i have decided that i am ready to accept the results of monday's powerball lotto drawing. ( laughter ) i am not the winner, because they stole it from me, and i accept that. tonight, of course, they held a drawing for $1.2 billion, and i'm pretty sure i won that, because i used the exact same numbers. okay, all right. what are the odds that these numbers don't win two times in a row? you know what they say: doing the same thing and expecting different results is the definition of genius. ( laughter ) speaking of gambling, the midterms are just six days away, so yesterday, president biden rallied for democrats in florida.pbiden loves florida, be it's the only place he's considered middle-aged. ( laughter ) ( applause ) of course-- there you go. there you go. see you later. of course, a biden appearance wouldn't be complete without a little mix-up. >> inflation

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johnny carson had sounded like stephen colbert in the 1970s. i'm not sure that was -- would have gone over well at all. carson denied in 2005 at the age of 79 it seemed well-suited for less partisan time in which marked his decades on the air. his political attacks generally were bipartisan and very much expressed without meanness. republicans could laugh with him as he joked about nixon or reagan and democratic loyalists could laugh at the jokes making fun of the carter family or john f. kennedy. as tom shale front a "washington post" television critic observed anyone looking at the "tonight show" when abuse and i will have no trouble understanding what made carson so popular in permitted his special longevity. he was affable successful charming and amusing not just a very funny comedian but the kind of guy you would welcome into your home. carson worried not only partisanship would hurt the show but he also worried -- would hurt the show. in the "60 minutes" interview he told mike wallace that people were tuning into the "tonight show" for an

stephen colbert on cbs consistently exceeds the ratings of tonight show host, jimmy fallon. who focuses less on humor. jimmy fallon, of course, is particularly famous for his hair tussling interview with candidate trump the night before the 2016 election, critics say are little much more than trump. trump, by the way, had starred on nbc on the apprentice before he became a presidential candidate. i think it's fair to say that for all these positive accolades about johnny carson's program, it's important to remember that it also had flaws. there are certain things that the modern viewer would not find all that funny today. he had a character, and blabbed be, an elderly woman who, shall we say, did not age gracefully. it would be attacked as extraordinarily ages today. he had another character, art fern, a leering parity of a sleazy television host that objectified women, from start to finish with the act. no modern comic whatever revive such characters today. it is also, i suppose, important to know that his personal life was for more turbulent than his professional life. in

do he stopped by the late show with stephen colbert last nighth and was stunned when colbert ste asked if cnn wasph stillen allod to be liberal under new leadership. take a look. >> the word on the street is that you guys aren't allowed to be liberal anymore. is that is that the case?eral >> i don't think we ever were in liberal. what? yes.'t think i don't think we we were that'se saying that.>> that's the people out there saying that he's not letting you be liberal. that' s >> anymore. is >> well,ten, listen, i think tht i think what chris is saying is that he wants republicans sensible republicans. he wants to hold people to account, but he wants people to come on and feel comfortabled with coming on and talking on on cnn. >> why comfortable can't they : be honest? can't t don lemon is a talk show hoshet just like me. a member of the press.t >> wjue do news. we do investigative reporting. we do opinion. we do sports and culture. o it all well, like a fulley're newspapejur. it. they're just dishonest about it. anyway, the same don lemon relentlesslye same d smearing tp supporters, cal

stephen colbert on cbs consistently exceeds the rating of tonight show host jimmy fallon, who focuseson humor. jimmy fallon, of course, is particularly famous for a hair tassel-ing interview with candidate trump before the 2016 election, when the critics said it was a promotion for trump. trump, by the way, head start on nbc in the apprentice before he became a presidential candidate. i think it's fair to say that for all of these positive back collides about johnny carson's program, it's important to remember it also had its flaws. there are some things that a modern viewer would not find all that funny today. he had a character, and lab, about an elderly woman who did not age gracefully. it would be attacked as extraordinarily ages today. he had another character that he played, a leering perry of a sleazy television host that objectified women from start to finish of the act. no modern comic would ever revive such characters today. it's also, i suppose, important to note that his personal life it was far more turbulent than his professional life. in his youth, he was a heavy drinke

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i'm your host, stephen colbert. you know, i know i look young and sprightly, but-- spoiler-- i am old enough to remember the apollo mission. when america was at its most ambitious, we were representing mankind in our reach for the stars. and, specifically, the man part of mankind, bcause only men went to the moon. but in 2024, american women will be going to the moon as part of the artemis mission, named for apollo's twin sister. ( cheers and applause ) i'm excited. i'm excited this is great news, because up until now, space has been a bit of a sausage fest. ( laughter ) the program has been plagued by technical delays, but this morning, nasa finally launched the first step in our return to the moon, artemis 1. jimmy, let's light this candle! >> three, two, one. boosters in ignition. and liftoff of artemis 1. we rise together, back to the moon and beyond. >> stephen: woo! ( cheers and applause ) go, baby, go! t is so satisfying to see a rocket head up to space without a billionaire on it! this launch paves the way f

the late show with stephen colbert coming up next. news bay area. goodnight. captioning sponsored by cbs >> former president trump at 10 and 9 p.m. eastern tuesday night from mar-a-lago to announce he's running for a third term for the presidency of the united states. >> it comes despite many republican lawmakers urging trump to hold off. >> he's an aging picture who keeps moving games. it would be a bad mistake. desantis is the leader of the republican party. 2020 didn't work out, we have to look forward. >> and now the announcement the former president would have made if he could take a damn hint. >> we have a very important announcement to make tonight. >> i want you to know that. >> i'm running away for ever and i'm never going to come back.

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if this person -- talking about stephen colbert did his due diligence and started researching or havem do a little bit of research who is this person and who attended dixon's rally, they will be able to find my name right away easy on social media, just google it." >> brian: we will see if there is retraction to stephen colbert show or whatever the late show. and see if he comes out and apologizes. i wonder if he even knows there was a follow-up because i don't know how often he watches us but its full circle but the people of michigan will and a two-point race, this could make a huge race because it goes back to education and proven right against against the entertainment factor in the story. the two current governor is so progressive and she kept schools closed. that was one of the states when closed for a really long time. tudor dixon sees this and has four little girls of her own and she fought cancer and she was a mom. she said, i am going after this governor and i want to be the republican and they are neck and neck. gretchen whitmer bringing in randi weingarten to come on stage

and if they're so thorough colbert strategy with close closing down of companies that are often logistic points, we have it and harming of that, it's obliging. this will not only have the chinese economy, because if they don't, i'm not able to deliver. they cannot get money for that. and if they are not able to part products from the west and both for the rest of the good people has nothing to do the introductory. but on the other hand, also in germany and other countries, we have a lack of a pre product from, from china. and therefore, the policy of the chinese government is not only against the, the welfare of china. it's against the raj economy and recovering of the road to kind of be after cobit and therefore, i think there's an immediate need for change strategy on corbett by the chinese government. but i see no signal for that except that would be lunch. i'm in the fall from your current funded about low to measures, to make them more relaxed and situation for the people. let's talk a little bit more about china's handling of the protest movement in general. because i mean, we've s

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i am your host, stephen colbert.you from the ed sullivan theater with all these beautiful people, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ). we are live. look at that. we are live right there.phen co. and we it's our live election show. and because these days it often feels like our politics are in the upside down, we're calling tonight "stranger midterms: 2022." ♪ ♪ ♪ tonig though-- ( cheers and applause ) we're running up that hill. >> louis: oh, yeah! >> stephen: we're running up that hill tonight. though the g.o.p. is picking up seats in the house, so far it does not look like a red wave. ( cheers and applause ). perhaps-- perhaps-- too early tp tell. perhaps a pink trickle. they should really have that checked out. wave. ( laughter ) you're all going to want to stay with us for the next hour, because we will have up-to-the-minute election results, and up-to-the-minute election denials.ey should realv in fact, we have prepared three results graphics tonight-- winner, loser, and loser yelling that they won, ju

i am your host, stephen colbert. we've been off for a week. we've been off for a week.d. we're rested, we're ready. a lot of stuff happened. if you're a brit-o-phile, there's huge news in merry old u.k. because they're getting a new prime minister! i don't quite understand how they have a new one, because they vote on the other side of the road. but however they do it, it's official: the u.k.'s next prime minister will be former chancellor rishi sunak, who will be britain's first leader of south asian descent, its first hindu prime minister and the nation's first leader of color. which means britons will be able to run their entire power grid off the turbines connected to queen victoria spinning in her grave. ( laughter ) ( applause ) you know. a different view. different view on such matters, was what i'm saying. sunak got the job after the former prime minister liz truss resigned on thursday. wow. rough year to be a liz in the u.k. ( laughter ) someone check on liz hurley. truss now holds the distinction of being the u.k.'s shortest- serving prime minister ever after

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