[laughing] - poopsykins, wake up. wake up, honey. - ugh... it--it's over?re's the doctor now! hi, doctor. - you were right, doctor. everything is okay. - no, it's not. eric, i'm afraid that we've accidentally infected you with the aids virus. - what? - what's that supposed to mean? - during the tonsil surgery, we had to supply you with donor blood. a mistake was made and you were given blood contaminated with h.i.v. it was a one-in-a-billion fluke. - i have aids? - not yet, but we've confirmed that you now have the virus that causes aids. we are very sorry. - sorry? you gave me aids and you're sorry? - oh, my poor little baby! - mom, you said nothing would go wrong! - oh, god! oh, no! - no, no, this is a joke, right? this is a joke! i can't have aids! - we are going to do everything in our power to make this up to you, eric. for starters, i think i owe you some ice cream. - [...] your ice cream! you said i'd be fine! you all said i'd be fine! - [sobbing]