tonight, salma hayek pinault, billy crudup, and music from justine skye, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. thanks. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and i thank you for watching and for joining us. i don't know, i spent the whole day watching football yesterday. you know, the matchup for super bowl lvii is set. the philadelphia eagles will play the kansas city chiefs in phoenix, arizona. the eagles dominated the shorthanded san francisco 49ers. the niner, i don't know if you watched it, they started the game with this rookie sensation, this kid, brock purdy. he started the season a third stringer, so when he got hurt, they brought in a fourth string quarterback, josh johnson, and then he got hurt. they were this close to bringing in whichever cheerleader had the strongest arm. they lost. after the game, fans in philly took to the streets to celebrate the way philly fans celebrate, loudly and drunkenly. they climbed on street signs. they were up on the streetlights. they climbed on to a