- terk a durrr!e've got to join hands for tomorrow ♪ ♪ take the first step and you will see ♪ ♪ the future begins with you and me ♪ ♪ we can start to make a difference ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from new york city, the only city in america. this is the show that invented news. it is "the daily show" with your host leslie jones! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: hey! [cheers and applause] whoo! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm leslie jones! [cheers and applause] whoo! yo, we got so much to talk about tonight. but first, i would like to give a shout out to trevor noah. one of the things that moved me so much in his last show, he said, "if you want to truly learn about america, talk to black women." well, guess who's coming to dinner, baby! [cheers and applause] we got a great show for you. morris chestnut is here. [cheers and applause] all right. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] yeah! you guys remember that for the past six months, we've been roasting the s