i mean, he knows bart simpson's bart simpson, but he don't know if bart simpson is dominican, jewish,p]. [ laughter ] so you got a light? -well, poetry, um, can reflect someone's experience immediately and directly. because it's the only place people can hear reality and act upon it, you see. and, and i think it's that directness, that being able to go from -- from the act to acting upon the act directly that makes it powerful. -this is for my folkers who got bills overdue. this is for my folkers, um, check one, two. this is for my folkers never live like a hog, me and you, toe-to-toe, i got love for the underdogs. i raise this glass for the ones who die meaninglessly and the newborns who get fed intravenously. somebody's mama caught a job and a welfare fraud case. when she breathes she swear it feel like plastic wrap around her face. lights turned off. this is the third month the rent is late. thoughts of being homeless, crying till you hyperventilate. heaping spoons of peanut butter, big-ass glass of water make the hunger subside. save the real food for your daughter. you feel like

i do not want my first day at "snl" to have lorne michaels see robin williams walk in in a bart simpsonthen i was terrified he gave me his number. i was like, "oh, no, this is going to happen. and he never called and i was really happy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he probably thought about you and just said, "i'm going to let the kid become a star first. >> yeah, i think he thought it was a fun idea and maybe he saw the complete and total panic in my face. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to talk about this, by the way look at this "not all sheep are boring! congratulations, buddy you wrote this book. what inspired you to write this >> i have a daughter, five-year-old daughter, and a lot of bedtime reading and started talking about counting sheep. and i was like, why do people do that? why do we count sheep? specificall to fall asleep are they all boring? and i wanted to get to the bottom of it >> jimmy: yeah wow. [ laughter ] you really solved the case >> i tried to. turns out they're boring, a little boring sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah there's a lot of -- what do you call it? >> dedication. yeah i

earsand— and, yeah, i loved my bart simpson earsand i_ and, yeah, i loved my bart simpson ears and iarted to ask why i had to look like this and i would sit and stare in the _ like this and i would sit and stare in the mirrorand push like this and i would sit and stare in the mirror and push my eyes up and i_ in the mirror and push my eyes up and i thought, if i could potentiallyjust hold that position, i potentiallyjust hold that position, i might— potentiallyjust hold that position, i might be able to change my face. and when— i might be able to change my face. and when the bullying started, i did have a _ and when the bullying started, i did have a million friends, so many amazing — have a million friends, so many amazing people but i lost that natural — amazing people but i lost that natural celebration that i had and the only— natural celebration that i had and the only coping strategy i had was, don't _ the only coping strategy i had was, don't look— the only coping strategy i had was, don't look at my face. so the only coping strategy i had was, don't look at my face.— don't l

. >> you're like bart simpson. >> let's talk leftovers.nths for freshness in the freezer. do not crowd the shelves you want to make sure your fridge has enough air circulating to keep things cold. and then the final hack i have for you, just look for how to store food without a vacuum sealer on youtube. this is a cool trick put the food inside the zip lock bag. seal it almost all the way leave a one inch gap put it into a tub of water so what happens as you lower that piece of meat in the zip lock bag into the water, don't let it get into the little hole but the water will squeeze all the air out for you and then you seal that one little crack at the end. >> that doesn't sound easy >> it works. i saw it >> i would smoosh it. >> you can smoosh it, too. >> happy birthday, america. >> oh, dylan >> sheinelle, thank you. we are going to see poor air quality in some parts of the country today. it has been improving, but there are still concerns up across the midwest especially including chicago, detroit, down through louisville, stretching down

bart. millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act. - they have found a way to talk about everything that's going on in our lives through the filter of "the simpsonsm "immigants," they want all the benefits of living in springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themself the language. - yeah, those are exactly my "sentimonies." - yeah, well-- [babbling incoherently] - i think one of the governing things that's happening with "the simpsons" is a distrust of anyone who tells us that we should trust them and doesn't earn that trust. - oh, and, uh, i'll take that statue of justice too. - sold! - and when they make fun of how fox works... male announcer: you are watching fox. all: we are watching fox. - they're telling you, "don't trust us either." - eat my shorts. - all right, i'll eat-- eat your shorts? [children laughing] - "the simpsons" is like shakespeare in the sense that we quote "the simpsons" all the time, very often without even knowing it. - excellent. - i wish i could create something that culturally indelible. it's unlike anything else tv's ever wrought. - "twin peaks" showed up out of nowhere at the beginning of the decade. and t

simpsons" would never have come along had it not been for "the tracey ullman show." ultimately, crime hurts the criminal. but that's not true mom. i gotta free ride home didn't i? bartto have a show on the air. [ laughter ] i'm home! bianculli: "married with children" was their first big, big hit in that way that said if all the rest of television is going this way, we're going that way. bud, kelly, you want to come down and help me in the kitchen? [ doors slam ] [ chuckles ] there, that should buy us about 10 minutes. 7 more than we'll need. [ chuckles ] mandabach: the title of "married with children" on the script was "not the cosby show." how great. i mean, you know, you have to love that. they just were taking the piss out of american families. fun, great fun. hurry up bud. never wanted to get married, i'm married. never wanted to have kids, i got two of them. how the hell did this happen? the bundys were almost like a purposeful reaction to the perfection of the huxtables. and it was funny because, you know, you had this wonderful, perfect black family and these horrible, miserable white people. and each show worked on its own terms because you could find thing