tariq: mmm. [ laughter ] >> questlove: okay >> tariq: wow! was gear >> questlove: goggles. >> tank. i feel like we're in it, michael. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tube >> is that helpful >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: tube it's so helpful, tube. >> oh. snorkel? [ dinging [ screaming [ cheers and applause >> wait. >> tariq: i mean, like - [ laughter ] >> questlove: there is no music playing. ♪ >> tariq: look >> that was just the first round. >> jimmy: all right. that was the first round this is fun. we're warming up >> tariq: it's about time. >> jimmy: sorry, it could have been gear, though. the more i thought about it. >> wow >> jimmy: scuba gear >> i'm just -- yeah. >> jimmy: yeah >> have to work this out i have to work on that >> tariq: the next clue is going to go to michael >> now it's time for us to shine. >> tariq: and to keke. >> jimmy: keke's good. >> tariq: keke's good. [ laughter ] >> the password is - [ laughter ] >> okay. >> tariq: okay >> i go first? >> tariq: michael, you're up first. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, that's hard >> jimmy: come on, we

much urgency to it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, i know what that is. >> tariq: cookie monster fried dude, come on. that first egg was too perfect >> right, yeah >> tariq: that second one sealed the deal. >> that was frying a doughnut. >> jimmy: fried doughnut unbelievable what number? what do you think? [ audience shouts guys, what do you say? i love nine. i love nine. i love nine. phrase >> okay. >> jimmy: narrows it down. all right. we got this. >> yeah, we got this >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay here we go >> phrase paper bag. cat's out of the bag shopping bag easter bunny bunny shopping bunny shop bunny hop. what cat. hearing impaired hearing impaired bag bunny. no bag, bag paper, paper, paper. [ buzzer ] >> can i guess >> tariq: can i -- >> you guess first don't say if it's right or not >> tariq: paper or plastic >> is it, "somewhere in queens?" [ laughter ] i have to plug the movie >> jimmy: you can't plug your movie. [ laughter and applause >> we have no money for advertising. >> jimmy: it's not "somewhere in queens," his movie. it was "paper or plastic." tariq, tha

♪ >> jimmy: ah ah, ah, ah ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god tariq, you can't just stand there. >> tariq: i'm scaredging ♪ [ cheers and applause i don't know, was that fair? >> jimmy: yes. come on, bud our thanks to joel mchale, zoey deutch, the champ [ cheers and applause we're talking to joel mchale after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you know what teenagers love sightseeing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no interest at all >> hey, we took them to stonehenge and they were like -- my 14-year-old was like, "wow." [ laughter ] "look at this pile of rocks. ththank you. check. psych! and i'm ababout to steal thisis game fromom you just likike i stole e kelly cr in h high schoolol. you u got no gamame dude, thatat's a foul!l! and now w you're reaeady to settle e the score.e. gagame over. and now w you're reaeady to settle e the score.e. anand if you d don't have e e right hohome insuranance cove, wellll, you coululd end up payiying for allll this yourur. anand if you d don't have e e right hohome insuranance cove, so get allllstate, andnd be br prprotected frfrom m

>> tariq: i agree. i agree. >> jimmy: okay, tariq agrees let's see the results. applause >> steve: 190. >> jimmy: that's a hit >> steve: snap >> jimmy: a hit right there. >> steve: 193. >> jimmy: "uh, where are we? >> steve: my goodness. >> jimmy: yeah here, check out this next one here it said, "i've never won the lottery, but i have had my buzzer go off earlier than expected at cheesecake factory, so i know what it would feel like." [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: that's a good one too. >> jimmy: it's a good one. it's long. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: but it's good. 'cause when one of those things goes off, you're like, "ohh! [ light laughter ] all right. let's see the results on this. >> steve: ohh. >> jimmy: that's good! ♪ [ cheers and applause we're down to our last one >> steve: last is good >> jimmy: but i don't think you're gonna top the -- the bowling ball one >> steve: no >> jimmy: but this one might do it >> steve: the bowling ball one's quirky >> tariq: yeah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, aren't we all? >> steve: yeah, why not? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy:

. >> tariq: no spoilers.en't seen it yet. >> jimmy: oh, i wasn't going to spoil anything i was just saying it was a good episode. >> tariq: i don't care i might be able to extrapolate information from what you say. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't see how that's possible. >> tariq: just don't, okay >> jimmy: all right, fine. what else can we talk about? everyone is talking about the show - >> tariq: ah no spoilers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was just going to say the dance scene is getting a lot of buzz. >> tariq: great. jimmy, now i know there's a dance scene. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone knows there's a dance scene. it was huge on tiktok. >> tariq: great. now i know it's huge on tiktok [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, fine. what else is there to talk about? "yellowstone" is big right now >> tariq: i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: "violent night" is getting good reviews >> tariq: haven't seen it. >> jimmy: trailer for "cocaine bear." ♪ la da da da da da da ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the survivor" finale is

"properly sort of" >> jimmy: what do you mean "properly sort of" >> tariq: i mean, you know, like, you -- you know >> jimmy: like what you have >> tariq: i mean, you could never have what i have [ laughter ] but i mean - >> jimmy: i don't live in the woods for eight years either [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> tariq: you've never had it like, you know, connecting >> jimmy: you're beard looks like -- looks like you're wearing a disguise [ laughter ] >> steve: could sell brawny paper towels >> jimmy: yeah, but at least you can see who it is. >> tariq: what did steve -- what did steve say yesterday your beard looks like a covid mask with a hole cut out of it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's right he's got a point it's too thick >> steve: yeah, no ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, office christmas parties, for having the rule "liquor before beer, you're in the clear. beer before liquor, you'll see hr quicker." [ laughter ] >> steve: i said that. i said that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, aaron judge, or as your family now calls you, santa there you have it, everybody [ cheers and applause those are our "thank you n

. >> tariq: oh, man, all that stuff is just conspiracy theories though. >> jimmy: uh, i don't know, tariqclues are -- the clues are everywhere >> tariq: what clues >> jimmy: okay, so taylor made a surprise announcement at this year's vmas that her 10th studio album was gonna be called "midnights," and it would come out on midnight on october 21st you follow >> tariq: uh >> jimmy: so, 13 is taylor's favorite number, and "midnights" is gonna have 13 tracks on it, but nobody knows what the songs are called yet. on all the album art she's shared so far, all the songs have fake titles like "track one," "track two," that kind of thing. >> tariq: and that means >> jimmy: but, when she posted a video announcing all the limited-edition vinyls, the names of the songs were all blurred out on the covers, so you can tell the songs won't actually be called "track one," "track two." and that was on september 1st. then on september 16th, she posted another video revealing that if you line up the backs of all the special edition vinyls with the regular edition one, it makes a clock. midnight is a time on

>> tariq: that's the first thing you said that made any sense tonight. >> jimmy: oh, tariq trotter, everyoneause thank you very much. that's - ♪ [ cheers and applause well, last night was the rockefeller center tree lighting here in new york, but it was also the national tree lighting in d.c. that's right, two christmas tree lightings yeah [ cheers ] the national tree lighting will be broadcast by cbs in two weeks. and i feel like they're a little competitive, because here's the promo they just released >> season greetings, america are you tired of lame christmas tree lightings at rockefeller center well, [ bleep ] that [ bleep ] because the national christmas tree lighting is where it's at we've got everything colorful lights, this star, dj named "splashy dan," rock center's got a cute, little squirrel loser. but we got cocaine bear! [ bear roar and cocaine squirrel [ squirrel sound ] and you think dj dan's not on cocaine? he's on three drugs you haven't even heard of. [ airhorn i hope you like ornaments, because this christmas tree's got balls to the wall. [ laughter ] so, this holiday sea

the design of the old cradle of the islamic republic in a conference known as tariq al-ahrar and the growth in the attractive borders of shalamche, serving and serving the pilgrims of imam hussain, peace be upon him, from the first journey to a suitable opportunity where the two countries of iran, iraq and other nations are united at the end of this school meeting and active and prominent iranian and iraqi delegations were honored. basra , iraq, najaf ashraf and jaffa to karbala, will receive the pilgrims of imam hussein , peace be upon him, and ghirsalamzadeh of khorramshahr broadcasting news agency donated 30 ambulances to underprivileged villages and bahram areas in the country, the head of the foundation mostafan balam said that each of the donated ambulances is a blackboard like a hospital, and in addition to complete pre -hospital equipment , it is also equipped with a special care bed for babies . the country has 29 health and treatment centers in few places he has saturdays and sundays and starts his activity with new ambulances. the yellow ambulances are not sanitary. the el

for those of you who missed it, corn kid tariq went viral for his interview about how much he loves corn i love corn. look at this. i've never seen a more beautiful thing. >> do you think everyone should eat corn? >> no, not everyone has to like it to be the best. >> can you describe it to someone who has never eaten it before? >> a big log with nubs. >> stephen: that is absolutely adorable. and i'm excited to announce that there's an update to this story, because over the weekend south dakota named tariq its official "cornbassador" come on. and that is lovely! "cornbassador" come on. lieutenant kernal was right there! meanwhile, once again, kim -- meanwhile a man in a pumpkin boat paddled 38 miles dodown the missouriri riviver. that recorord? "mosost drowned d man." we'll bebe right bacack with cbs mornrnings' gaylyle king andnd y dokoupilil. by genene chandlerer ♪ ♪ (no) ♪ ♪ youou can't t hurt me nono m♪ ♪ after a all the paiain you u sent my waway ♪ ♪ (no, nono, no) ♪ ♪ no, no,o, no, no, n no ♪ ♪ (no, nono, no) ♪ ♪ you canan't hurtrt me no m more, baby y ♪ with new s scope squeeeez mo

what about you tariq >> tariq: definitely not [ light laughter ] i don't know why some men are insecure their height. i've always been comfortable with the height i've always been 7'1. how about you, jimmy >> jimmy: no, way. even if there were no medical risks to this procedure -- [ cheers and applause i -- i still wouldn't -- still wouldn't do it >> tariq: oh, no jimmy, oh, no! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'm fine >> steve: that was a little play tony award >> jimmy: and finally, france just unveiled a new high speed train coming to paris that can reach a maximum speed of nearly 220 miles per hour it's an amazing service. you get to work early and you get free botox we have a great show, everybody, a good looking show [ cheers and applause cameron diaz is here tonight [ cheers and applause also from "house of the dragon," matt smith is on the show [ cheers and applause and we got music from sheryl crow! [ cheers and applause yes! let's go write some "thank you notes. come on over, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on so

lamentation and breaststroke, it moves towards hosseini rockets , which is located on the borders of tariq hossein with yazd khoani or al-abbas and sending qasim is another ritual of these tribes. it is held on a wide scale and with different divisions apart from the national send-off, the ta'zieh ceremony is also registered in the world heritage list. elham goran of the sed and sama news agency, the month of mourning and the banner and the flag. this time, the flag is named after the martyrs of fatemiyoun. for the second year of my service, a delegation of young and old people came. the least thing we can really do is memorialize with our lives. the only thing we can do together is to mourn for imam hussein and pray for the sick to be healed. the mention of hussein was on their lips and the memory of the martyrs was in their hearts. we owe this city much more than let's do this, but he didn't do anything, and because of the children of fatemiyoun, i saw what he did syria, don't draw oppressors to pride, create that i am a 90-year-old snooker soldier , according to his heart, they asked th

passionately , schools to the end of muharram is established and the first trip is in the borders of tariqsein become a place. we are taught from childhood that in the service of imam hossein bashi , we have a hajj ceremony in our house. here is my pain, my love, healing, the time of fruitfulness, the first of muharram, the shrines of salar shahidan in yazd province. and the number of days has made it famous as hosseiniyeh in iran. rozeh khoani is held in some old areas of yazd for a long time in ade, in the house of malik thabit in the neighborhood of sar sang for 230 years and the establishment of this traditional ritual in the houses of imam hosseini in the neighborhood of bazar no esfahanian in the neighborhood of lab. khandaq and rashti's house are more than 100 years old rozeh khoani in their homes mourn husayn's tent in the houses of barf yare, which is the first day of muharram for the mourning of hossein and in the morning there is a day of mourning and mourning in isfahan. there is a two-century house that hosts rozeh khoani. the first decade of muharram does not host mourners, a

and breast beating the part of the queens of hossein moves, which is established in the borders of tariqcept for khawani or al-abbas and sending qasim, the ceremony of welcoming the division of noushabad is performed in most cities of iran, but the reason for ta'ziyeh of noushabad is that it is held on a large scale and with different armies. an example of the request for a religious display of ta'zia , except for the national send-off, has also been registered in the heritage list. the holy quran announced the freedom of every vote in the country they have given to the sacred space of the holy quran under the pretext of freedom of speech, it has never been acceptable and we muslims are obliged to take measures. pakistani mourners holding the holy quran condemned the recent insults and called for greater unity among muslims to deal with the sects of the dawning of love. the koran, which is the love of the koran and the prophet in the hearts of muslims, is invincible, that's why the weight of the language of colonialism is always in favor of islamic holy places . the mourning pakistani mu

in hand with recitation and breast-beating, the part of hosseinian queens moves in the borders of tariq hossein, recitation of yazd or al-abbas and sending qasim is another ceremony. kashan because it is on a wide level and various pillows are held. an example of the request for a tazee ceremony, except for the national send-off, is also registered in the world heritage list . hold a mourning ceremony for the martyrs of imam hussain, peace be upon him, in mazandaran, the mourning of imam hussain , peace be upon him, has left behind a unique structure under the influence of the native architecture of northern iran, or mishqal persians who were on the way to karbala have heard different accounts of i said treason from the mountain of hazrat khizr kitab warrior loyalty, but in one of these many, the presence of an infallible imam has always been questioned, hazrat sajjad (peace be upon him) who fell ill in karbala, when he left his father in exile and loneliness, he hardly got up , and the rest will be understood by imam hussain (peace be upon him). he was present and he said that it was a

thought it'd be helpful to recap what happened in the first movie so here now with a rap recap is tariq it away, tariq. >> one, two, three ♪ i said i don't remember ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i heard about a man in florida who was arrested for allegedly stealing over $1,300 worth of toothbrushes from walgreens yep, the guy was convicted after four out of five jurors found him guilty [ laughter ] guys, we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition it is time for "12 days of christmas sweaters." [ cheers and applause ♪ twelve days of christmas sweater seven days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, every show between now and christmas, we'll be giving one lucky audience member a magnificent christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause since there are seven shows left, let's open door number seven. [ drumroll ] whenever you're ready. >> ready >> jimmy: yeah, go oh, wow. ♪ [ cheers and applause nice thank you very much. look at this disco santa. [ cheers and

my wife, and this video [ coughing ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's interesting, yeah what about you tariqq: well, i'm thankful for my bandmates, my fans, and this video >> i got these new boots [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, quest, what about you >> questlove: i'm thankful for my relatives, my friends, and this video [ screaming [ bleep [ bleep [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what [ laughter and applause it's important to give thanks. hey, this was fun, today the 96th annual macy's thanksgiving day parade aired on nbc. 96 [ cheers and applause i was there. we were there, the roots and i were at the parade i was honored to be performing at the parade, although it was tough when kids were shouting, "jimmy, we loved your balloon," and i had to tell them, "i don't have a balloon, that's just my head." [ laughter ] the parade was great although sadly after a gust of wind, the chase from paw patrol balloon was neutered by the empire state building. [ audience aws ] it's unfortunate that's right, the parade had 16 balloons, 28 floats, 12 marching bands, and get this, more than 700 clowns [ audience

drawn national attention, but for one andy violence advocate, it hit closes to home. 2022's cnn hero, tariqghborhood safer, building bridges with police and providing support to hundreds of residents. now a loss for more loved once has him more determined. >> the reality of, you know, hearing gunshots is normal in our communities. the family members and friends i've lost is countless. my cousin, he always looked on theu out for me growing up, and he wasn't a young man out here selling guns or carrying guns. he wanted to do right. to have, you know, him taken away searches leslie, i was hurt. we need to provide a table of resources instead of just a table of grief. today we start our summer camp, working with the kids, having a safe place for our children. >> what's your favorite color? >> that's what we try to do every day. >> green! >> it helps you provide of essential quality of life resources. they are small acts though really change a community's trajectory. i think that's how we grow as a community. it allows me to keep going forward. >> he is amazing. you can find out more about why a

you hit the note and everything, but then - >> tariq: well, she was at the couch already.h a great intro like that, "eye of the tiger," but -- ♪ with the eye -- tessa thompson ♪ ♪ you gotta end with tessa >> thanks, gentlemen hi, ahmir. >> jimmy: it is so nice to see you. welcome to the show. thank you. i read a lot about you getting ready for this interview, and i read something, and i said to myself, "this can't be true. but -- can you tell me if this is true or not >> oh, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i read that you've never eaten eggs >> that is a true thing. i've never had an egg. hard-boiled, scrambled, omeletted. [ light laughter ] deviled. >> jimmy: is "omeletted" a a word >> is it >> jimmy: you invented a -- wait, but, how have you gone through life never having an egg? >> okay, well, i think it started because i had some misinformation about eggs. my parents never told me that, like, the eggs that you eat would never become a chicken and so, like, morally, i was like, "i --" you know, "they should be chickens someday." so i didn't eat eggs then. and then also

scattered talk ] well, if they're in the jar, they get everywhere, so yeah, i kind of understand >> tariqs just more of an invention, maybe >> steve: yeah, maybe more of a -- just a comment. >> jimmy: yeah, good >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: all right, let's see the results on this one. yeah, all right, i agree ♪ all right, it's probably gonna be carrot top. unless -- unless - >> steve: unless this one. >> jimmy: we have one more >> steve: one more >> audience: one more! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have a feeling - >> steve: five's the charm >> jimmy: -- no matter what, this one's gonna to win. i feel it. all right, here we go. it says, "i don't have time to cook a recipe that takes an hour, but i do have time to watch three hours of tiktok recipe videos. [ laughter ] ♪ there you go i already feel it. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i feel a landslide coming >> steve: come on, baby! >> jimmy: i feel a landslide coming here. this is a good wave, i wanna ride this wave out cast your votes, let's see the results right here [ cheers and applause oh ♪ there you have it. ♪ [ cheers and applause guys, it loo

an international gathering of the processionists of abadan, khorramshahr and basra province called tariq al-ahrar was held in khorramshahr. that between ostad arbaeen and arvand free zone organization and the headquarters for the reconstruction of atbat al-ayat have been established to issue permission for new processions to be issued in khorramshahr, 20 km from the shalamcheh border crossing, from a thousand iranian-iraqi processionists gathered a week before muharram to meet again and in order to better serve the pilgrims of imam hussain (peace be upon him) and of course to form joint ants, the body of imam hussain should make the final arrangements, which will bring unity between the two nations, and our hearts will always be close to each other . the iraqi officials said that the presence of the iranian pilgrims of imam hussain is ready from now. hussain peace be upon us the new islamic republic of iran, the film of pakistani azerbaijani animals in a conference known as tariq al-ahrar and growing in the borders of chaba and shalamcheh, serving the pilgrims of imam hussein, peace be u