. - okay, now play vanessa carlton. (laughs) (a thousand miles playing) amazing. - (laughs) shh. - [benjamin] what? - no talking in the bath. - that's a french word? - don't speak. - okay. what were you doing? - shh. - oh, god no please, i don't like this. i don't like this. - it's okay. hello. would you like to be my boyfriend? (slow music) - what'd you just do? - are you in show business? get your foot off the stage. right. let's get the next one out, shall we? - [crowd] yeah. - tickled, thank god. right (laughs). hey, nice socks. you're not gonna need those 'cause this bloke is gonna laugh them straight off your feet. here we go. are you ready for your next act? - [crowd] yeah. - he's a great friend of mine. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome stephen arnold. c'mon. (crowd applauding) - hello, audience. how are you? good laugh. you like to laugh, huh? yeah, well me too. the other day i laughed so hard some milk came out of my nipples, (crowd laughing) which was unexpected. what about all this sexism, right? i mean, how is there any sexism in the world when we