anyway, we'll quickly squeeze this one in the telegraph. and rishi have telegraph.anned excel bullies, but his own has been bullied by own dog has been bullied by larry the cat . larry the cat. >> lewis yeah, this is his own dog , which is >> lewis yeah, this is his own dog, which is a red lab dog, which is a fox red lab retriever. i didn't know that that was the type of thing his name, what name name, nova. what kind of name for a dog is that? nova and larry, who is who is the veteran westminster picture rishi >> we've got a picture of rishi with dog >> oh, there's em oh, there's dog >> my phoebe.»h, there's dog >> there's)ebe. ih, there's dog >> there's)ebe.»iwithere's dog >> there's)ebe.»iwitherehairless cat. >> no, it's just it's wants to be that way . it's my cat, be that way. it's my cat, phoebe. that's your cat. >> why are you dressed as dr. evil? >> i this is what i wear around the house. >> and is that a hairless cat? >> and is that a hairless cat? >> it is the cat is called a hairless cat. he doesn't like to be called hairless because it likes to be called

we're going to go on to well, actually, this is telegraph again. is is the telegraph again.t migration about net migration on net migration to set to set to break 1 million mark for the first time. i mean it's just it's gotten carried out. it's like it's like what they used say it's like what they used to say about what what the about business. what what the what say about the what they say about the government and house government and the house of congress. congress, $1 congress. you know, congress, $1 billion here, $1 billion thereafter. you're talking thereafter. while you're talking about money. yeah. it's thereafter. while you're talking aimillion money. yeah. it's thereafter. while you're talking aimillion people 1. yeah. it's thereafter. while you're talking aimillion people here.1. it's thereafter. while you're talking aimillion people here. a it's thereafter. while you're talking aimillion people here. a million a million people here. a million people there. after a while in 20 a that's 20 years. that's a that's possibly. well, i know this is this is something that

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yes, the telegraph. paul what? yes, the telegraph .legraph. >> starmer plots deal to take eu migrants. he doesn't really . let migrants. he doesn't really. let me tell you what's going on here, leo. labour believes agreement to accept share of asylum seekers in return for sending back channel arrivals is the only way to stop small boats. so the idea is here, this is some sort of swap shop legals for illegals, right? >> it's never going to work. the idea is that, you know, for every illegal we receive over, we will take the legal. >> so the legal justifiable asylum seeker and send back the illegal version to where? >> to france. i mean, i can't believe that one for one swap. >> so if 40,000 illegal migrants cross the across the channel in small boats, then we'll send them back. but take take 40,000 ones that are in the in the eu migrants. >> so this relies on, i assume france accepting that deal which is which is just never going to happen because why would they because they were already there in the first place, saving the bother and s

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the telegraph. i could telegraph.y and try probably twist your arm and try and to talk about other and get you to talk about other people's diets . i know you don't people's diets. i know you don't really want to. but really want to. yeah, but please, just for a few hours. >> you know what? you're fat >> do you know what? you're fat . you're fat . we've become . you're fat. we've become a nation, too scared to say being fat is unhealthy . and the fact fat is unhealthy. and the fact is, being fat isn't unhealthy. it's just a sign of unhealthiness . oh, this is in unhealthiness. oh, this is in the telegraph. and what? and what the. and what they're trying to show that fat. too many people are fat. and we've got to we've got to stop , stop got to we've got to stop, stop people from being fat. but the truth is, is that i think i look a bit fat on tv, but i look amazing. if you saw me in real life, you'd say, wow, he's really slender. but the truth is, paintings may vary. you can be fat and healthy. there are percentage of

we have the telegraph initially telegraph again now.l deserts, which suggested something boringly no, boringly sugar free, but no, it's that right? yeah. >> well, uk dental disease deserts. deserts, deserts mean 3 in 10 people are missing. work with two toothache. so the nhs workforce is basically there's just not enough dentists going around. it's not really doing good for our stereotypes of the uk. teeth but apparently a survey of more than 5000 people, two in 2 in 10 people have taken a sick day because of dental pain, while 1 in 10 have taken a whole week off. yeah, i mean, i think if you're taking a whole week off, maybe, you know, you want pain can be included. >> the only really bad dental pain i've ever had anecdotal was itook pain i've ever had anecdotal was i took a flight to aspen in colorado, which is a ski resort. but i was going there for a comedy festival, was about 15 years ago. and aspen , colorado years ago. and aspen, colorado is about 8000ft where the housing is. and consequently the pressure shift activates , did a

the front pages two daily telegraph, the concrete l two daily telegraph, the concrete crisis and thees gillian keegan fighting for survival. the dili mill, the tory chaos, the guardian, rishi sunak under pressure over school funding as a concrete crisis grows, the daily mirror, the class clients, and the express, miracle weight loss injection to save lives and cut the £6.5 billion will bill. but is all us tonight. i am back tomorrow. see you then, good night. this mother washes clothes a few times a week to support her three children. she doesn't want us to use her name. the money for school fees quickly runs out. there's barely enough for food, so her daughter has to find work. she's started selling her body. she's 14 years old. translation: as a parent, - it's not easy to tell a child to do something like that. i would like her to go to school like other children, but because i don't have any means, she's forced to do thatjob. my heart is broken, and i don't want it to continue. she's not the only one. we've spoken with a woman who runs a brothel. she told us she's been getting mor

let's do the telegraph and police telegraph then.cers their officers are switching off their body but body cams. you can't help but think might be captured think that might be captured somewhere, a on a somewhere, perhaps on a on a body cam. josh, i don't know. am i i wrong? layman here? >> yeah, they're deleting the footage >> yeah, they're deleting the footagthis inquiry uncovers 150 finds this inquiry uncovers 150 reports of the misuse of equipment in england and wales. i don't i mean, look, there are privacy concerns , arguably, but privacy concerns, arguably, but at the same time, the point of them is that when you wear them, it would protect police it would protect the police officer because there are officer from because there are a lot of improper complaints made about the police for stuff they didn't do wrong or whatever. there are people who play that system, play that game, and it would innocence system, play that game, and it vibutd innocence system, play that game, and it vi but also innocence system, play that game, and

let's just have a quick nod to the matt cartoon in the telegraph. i cut down ulez telegraph. i cut down the ulez camera and fall onto fell camera and it fall onto fell onto school is how matt onto the school roof is how matt has depicted this whole farrago in the sunday telegraph, which is quite funny. look you're talking policy there and talking about policy there and whether this back to school vibe thatis whether this back to school vibe that is currently taking hold in whether this back to school vibe thatwestminstertaking hold in whether this back to school vibe thatwestminster bubble,old in whether this back to school vibe thatwestminster bubble, itd in the westminster bubble, it should be about policy or whether it should actually be about election tim about election hearing tim shipman sunday times says shipman in the sunday times says britain adrift, ignoring schools and small boats. sunak and starmer focussed on looming starmer are focussed on looming election in seriously. patrick. we've got 12 months to go till the next election , if it even is the next election,

let's telegraph. let's do the telegraph.sage and dropped hated message and dropped his hated ulez .just message and dropped his hated ulez . just kidding. ulez policy. just kidding. he's deployed cameras . deployed a fleet of cameras. vans. josh? >> good doing five >> yeah. good luck doing five minutes on sadiq khan minutes on this. sadiq khan deploys ulez vans after vigilance attack cameras. so this is particularly in bromley, i think it's like 80% of the cameras in ulez cameras in bromley have been destroyed, which is just a coincidence. that's where you're from, nicholas, isn't it? that's where you live? nicholas, isn't it? that's where you livei in north london. >> no, i live in north london. okay. and okay. that joke didn't work. and i'm sorry for ruining the joke . i'm sorry for ruining the joke. >> no, no, it's not. it's fine. >> like type >> he does seem like the type that at yeah, cameras at night. yeah, absolutely . absolutely. >> not >> but it's not going to work, nicholas. it, nicholas. so stop doing it, because

moving to on the telegraph frances telegraph now, frances yes, indeed. is tory indeed.s is a tory government trying government to trying to essentially say to doctors that they're not able to strike, that there needs to be a minimum amount of doctors and nurses in hospitals in order to protect and safeguard patient welfare. and i'm going to be honest with you, i agree with this . i look, you, i agree with this. i look, doctors and nurses , they is doctors and nurses, they is their right. if they wish to go and strike. but that can't mean that patient care is damaged to such an extent that you're putting them at risk. no, i think that's reasonable. it's very difficult for people in positions where lives are at stake to take usual industrial action. but that strike versus the right to die. >> yes. or whatever or live. >> yes. or whatever or live. >> and that's a particularly because you can have firefighters and so on. they can go strike we get the army go on strike and we get the army in. you don't want the army in. but you don't want the army coming to do your coming in

the telegraph . if britain cannot telegraph. if britain cannot afford to cut ties with china despite spying round , that's despite spying round, that's kemi badenoch on their cover. the guardian nhs alarm over exodus of medical students the express why uk's . £480 million express why uk's. £480 million deal to stop the boats is doomed. the i news state pension boost on the way for millions but no tax cuts. and finally the daily star. here come the red fire ants . every year those were fire ants. every year those were your front pages . so kicking off your front pages. so kicking off the in—depth look into the front pages with the daily mail . pages with the daily mail. >> bruce yeah, so this is the speaker of the house of commons, lindsay hoyle, has warned tory mps not to name the suspected china spy in the commons amid backlash at security minister tom tugendhat and senior mp alicia kearns over links. so a lot of people have reacted to this and saying it's an affront democracy and they shouldn't be told what they do. >> i mean,

so the sunday telegraph accused of telegraph has brand accused of rape sexual abuse , which, of rapend sexual abuse, which, of course, he has denied. the observer laid wants new eu links in reset of foreign policy. in a reset of foreign policy. the sunday times accused russell brand the sex predator who hid in plain sight. brand the sex predator who hid in plain sight . that's a quote, in plain sight. that's a quote, of course. the sunday express million ditch crisis hit nhs and go private. the daily star has the end is nigh , which is to do the end is nigh, which is to do with skiving off work by citing the apocalypse. and those were your front pages . so we have the your front pages. so we have the big story about russell brand. of course. but all we can really give at this stage are the facts. so what are those? josh well , the sunday times and well, the sunday times and channel 4 have sort of joined together uncover some uncover i >> -- >> there were some interviews with former people that he was in a relationship with. it seems like, and an and yeah with a bunch of different cla

look, the sunday telegraph got the ear sunday telegraph has got the ear of i think sunday telegraph hash has got the ear of can say henry i think sunday telegraph has got the ear of can say henry bolton.1ink we can say henry bolton. >> think we can say that and >> i think we can say that and i think say that indeed think we can say that indeed that's to happen . is it a that's going to happen. is it a goodidea?i that's going to happen. is it a good idea? i think at this stage, yes, is. what really stage, yes, it is. what really concerns me, though, and you know, below that is the thing about the 140,000 new homes, there's a real lack of government strategy here. there has been for a very long time. and one can blame the civil service and so on an extent. service and so on to an extent. but ultimately , it's failure but ultimately, it's a failure of leadership in my of strategic leadership in my view. , hs2 was badly view. you know, hs2 was badly conceived. it's been it's had problem after problem after problem after problem after problem . um, the cost increase problem. um, the cost inc

look, the sunday telegraph got the ear sunday telegraph has got the ear of i think sunday telegraph has has got the ear of can say henry i think sunday telegraph has got the ear of can say henry bolton.1ink we can say henry bolton. >> think we can say that and >> i think we can say that and i think say that indeed think we can say that indeed that's to happen . is it a that's going to happen. is it a goodidea?i that's going to happen. is it a good idea? i think at this stage, yes, is. what really stage, yes, it is. what really concerns me, though, and you know, below that is the thing about the 140,000 new homes, there's a real lack of government strategy here. there has been for a very long time. and one can blame the civil service and so on an extent. service and so on to an extent. but ultimately , it's failure but ultimately, it's a failure of leadership in my of strategic leadership in my view. , hs2 was badly view. you know, hs2 was badly conceived. it's been it's had problem after problem after problem after problem after problem . um, the cost increase problem. um, the cost incr

and a law that is going tcon to the telegraph next moving on to the telegraph next and darius, are thesetivists embodying the general , gentle, nurturing general, gentle, nurturing spirit as expected? >> well, apparently , trans actor >> well, apparently, trans actor telegraph reports trans activists behind a campaign of violence against women rishi sunak has been warned. so women are being threatened with social ostracism, loss of livelihood and physical violence. and a woman's rights campaigners have written to the prime minister to ask him to take action against an escalating campaign of violence and intimidation by trans rights activists. and i think you only have to just turn on the television or look on any sort of social and you can sort of social media and you can see that trans rights activists, you they're you i don't you know, they're you i don't know why i've got myself embroiled with them now, after the last story . but you don't the last story. but you don't like one. yeah, is right. i like one. yeah, that is right. i don't know which one i'm transitioning from. what to tra

american news from the telegraph. do suspect that, telegraph.ere. >> look, it's hunter >> well, yeah. look, it's hunter biden charges >> well, yeah. look, it's hunter biden to charges >> well, yeah. look, it's hunter biden to gun charges >> well, yeah. look, it's hunter biden to gun possession while related to gun possession while using drugs. it's classic, not just gun possession, but compensation using . compensation while using. >> things by halves. >> so hunter but of course, >> it's so hunter but of course, you know 1—1 suspects he'll still get away with things. you know guy know david wise, who's the guy they've is said to they've hired, is said to be a kind biden stooge and you kind of biden stooge and you know, imagine how is know, you imagine how trump is treated and treated over paperwork. and look at the kind of things hunter biden's alleged have biden's alleged to have done. i still he'll treated still think he'll be treated softly, but it is interesting that happening . that something is happening. >> have they tried to stop it, did

>> interesting, because i wrote a the telegraph a piece today for the telegraph in i basically assertedwhich i basically asserted that i didn't regard him as a circuit ever saw him circuit comedian. ever saw him on or 2 people on the circuit. 1 or 2 people have oh, no, he did do have said, oh, no, he did do a little bit. >> he did do the circuit and i did the store with him. he did. he did do the circuit and the periphery. and then he had his own that like new own gig. that was like new material stuff like that. so material and stuff like that. so but could see he was but i could see he was definitely few years after you definitely a few years after you were the clubs like were doing the big clubs like the glees. i don't think he ever did and stand and did like the glees and stand and all places, he had an all those places, but he had an odd i mean, which is not to say that isn't a perfectly valid that it isn't a perfectly valid route to success that he took. >> you know, the criminal allegations to side. but it allegations to one side. but it was was odd was an odd he was an odd propos

let's move on to the telegraph. have they got more for us, paul?h, well, the telegraph are talking about the nhs. >> creates hundreds of >> the nhs creates hundreds of woke jobs despite crackdowns. so this is the nhs are planning to spend millions, they say in the telegraph creating woke diversity and inclusion jobs. and i always find this particularly fascinating. of course , as on our channel and course, as on our channel and from from people in general in the general public, this is an easy reason to kick the nhs. the nhs is on its knees. they don't have money anyway. there are huge problems with the nhs and the last thing we really want to hearis the last thing we really want to hear is they're going to spend money on like this because money on jobs like this because most us don't where the most of us don't see where the value in that. the reason value is in that. the reason i say that is because i do understand that there is a need say that is because i do un be stand that there is a need say that is because i do unbe ablei that there is a nee

we've got the telegraph with telegraph to finish up with with 40s a dog. is it sex with a fox ? is this about michael fox? is this about michael douglas and catherine zeta—jones ? >> 7- >> josh 7 >> josh howie. very ? >> josh howie. very good. 7 >> josh howie. very good. first 7 >> j> j> j> j> i disagree with josh. it's the fourth sign . the fourth sign. >> i wonder what the first three were. >> it's globalism. >> it's globalism. >> it's globalism. >> i mean, this is crazy. >> i mean, this is crazy. >> this is a dog had sex with a fox or vice versa. and they made a new animal. this is a new species. yeah, but they neutered it, to going spread. it, so it's not to going spread. >> i think it got hit by a >> and i think it got hit by a car as well. >> and i think

so we will start with the telegraph. josh yes , back to telegraph.rk drive shelved until 2025. >> the government basically wants to reduce the billions that are spent on people who are not working for various reasons, including continents, not being able to leave their home and whatnot. >> and it looks like they're one of the ways they're going to do that say you've just to that is say you've just got to go anyway . but what go to work anyway. but what they've done very cleverly is just go, you know what? >> let's just leave it to whoever gets into the next who whoever gets into the next who who might it be? we don't. >> so you think basically they don't want to have take don't want to have to take responsibility of things? it's going and so going to be unpopular and so they want be. going to be unpopular and so the it's want be. going to be unpopular and so the it's it want be. going to be unpopular and so the it's it haswant be. going to be unpopular and so the it's it has to nt be. going to be unpopular and so the it's it has to be be. going to be

the sunday telegraph sunak defies the sunday telegraph sunak defies net zero ban on new airports .our sunday times goes airports. your sunday times goes with asbest fears in crumbling buildings . with asbest fears in crumbling buildings. the sunday mirror. ministry of defence hit by hackers and the star. i found my mr ride. and those were your front pages . right? first into front pages. right? first into the papers. we're going to have a look at this one. it's the observer, josh? >> yeah. so there's two interesting stories here. one, just quickly deal with ukraine. general claims decisive breach in the russia line, which is good news. and that would be if they've got through the first line. the argument goes that that seems to be where russia has put most of its resources. so hopefully now it would then get bit easier. i know that get a bit easier. i know that there's frustration, there's been frustration, particularly from america voiced frustration how slow going frustration with how slow going it's been because of landmines and whatnot. but maybe we're now going to see some res

even in the eyes of unfriendly countries , a wide resonance was caused by the noticeably british telegraph russia causing pain to europe, the newspaper comes to the conclusion that it was the europeans who faced rampant inflation and economic stagnation, while the russians the quote demonstrates amazing resilience, and here's a comparison. the same telegraph some six months ago i had no doubt that strict restrictions would break russian society. since jay 100, as recently as last spring, a political publication was burying our aircraft industry. as stated, it will not cause sanctions under the pressure, and rita published a whole material about how imports in russia have done a colossal amount, first of all, for the aircraft they assembled an easy -to-maintain six-part fuselage from the nose compartment to the cylindrical tail and auxiliary power unit compartments, as well as the airliner got a control system shortage enterprises. eh, that means there are no domestic systems in the proposals and the scooter passes everywhere, we do well together, your friends are our friends. recommend alp