let's start with the monologue that brought mikhail zadornov all-union fame.

thank you for being with us, and the broadcast on the first will continue with the program mikhail zadornov, all life. mikhail zadornov has been on stage for more than 30 years, his phrases have become catchphrases, they are stupid. monologues are classics, but predictions are dust. they will find oil in england and france, and the usa will doubt their democracy. he became popular instantly. and until the end of my days i did not leave the humorous olympus, i can’t live seriously at all, so i want to teach young people all the time to be ironic, we have collected the most complete collection of the best numbers the legendary satirical writer, we will start with the monologue that brought mikhail zadornov all-union fame, two were connected to the passenger train; all people are normal and can count to nine, so they definitely know the ninth carriage - this is the one immediately after the eighth, and not the one before the tenth , so everyone naturally got into the first ninth carriage and the train set off. a very surprised conductor of the second ninth carriage, which not a single person b

that is, this is how it should be to believe who zadornov ex or acting went to india in russia we aret we’re talking about, because fuck you , india says, it has nothing to do with it at all, but you have some good hands, but trade for oil is going on. not us, honestly vladimir we are honest about this. yes, we honestly allow such things to be thrown in, unfortunately, yes, then we talk about how they are actually refuted, but in general, this is manipulation. i don’t even know what version it is yes really. let other people judge, but, nevertheless, north korea korea , of course, can help and improve relations between russia and china in areas that, well, let’s say directly. yes , it’s difficult to send some things, but through north korea it will be convenient. it will be convenient. yes? well, all these military-technical issues, so to speak, are directly related to the ukrainian conflict. i won't bring it up because it's said so much. i'm sure yes. of course yes. we will get what we need. well this is mine personal opinion. and it is right. and this will be on this we will have a

we will now quote mikhail zadornov.ened last month. it is known that russia turned out to be the largest supplier of oil to india, according to the indian ministry of industry and trade, in the first 5 months of this year, the rate of our raw materials to this country increased 11 times compared to last year. up to 37 million tons in lighthouses, writes bloomberg, russia accounted for almost half all crude oil imported ideas and refuse these supplies. the indians do not intend to, the total volume of russian exports. in july it amounted to more than 3 million barrels per day. russia still remains the main supplier, india and our oil refiners are not going to give up cheap russian oil, despite the huge volumes of raw materials that russia supplies india to our budget. from this, almost nothing comes from the reuters agency, a link to sources reported that about 39 billion dollars are stuck in the accounts of indian banks, which our oil companies cannot transfer to russia. the fact is that india pays for russian raw mater

this is mikhail zadornov indeed. he was a talented satirist. americans are stupid, well, stupid are so stupid, and many believed it. they're not stupid. they are not they just resist. we are smart, but tell me the government that moscow installed in the post-soviet space. i ’m telling you in europe, you won’t name it, but we’ll decide anti-russian, which we demolished in the post-soviet space or europe, you won’t name it either. but in africa, i’ll name it, and not a single one has just begun. we'll see what the results will be. there were a lot of things in africa that were for us, then against us. what i mean is that our successes today in our grandchildren are determined by our mistakes. uh, the west is its weakness, what, yes and that’s the crap we need moving to a more active one is good according to the african algorithm. let's speak african. yes, don’t name it. okay, let’s name it in europe, no, just a minute, well, belarus is in europe, but sorry, the authorities, alexander grigorievich lukashenko, played a significant role. we are here

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of which the song amnesty was written for the lesopoval group arkady arkanov yuri nikulin mikhail zadornovrn directly to the lesopoval group because i don’t know such details, so we we take a hint from a friend and today, in an exceptional case, we contact the logging group not directly behind you, you will have 30 seconds. time has passed guys. well, have you heard the question? please answer and correct answer. yuri nikulin thank you very much. thank you very much, guys yuri nikulin, answer accepted. and this, of course , is correct; in general, yuri nikulat was famous for the fact that he was an unsurpassed expert and teller of jokes to the guys. share your creative plans in general, that you have albums , songs, videos, we are still interested in new songs, many concerts in honor of the centenary of mikhail isavich, and everything that you listed for the audience using the red button on the remote control. you can play along with the participants of our show and receive an invitation to this studio during broadcast, log in using your phone number and answer questions; for each answer y

premiere: mikhail zadornov: whole life. part one: watch after the evening news.someone else’s... and not these for me, that’s all, it’s over with you, i understand why you’re coming, that's it, i say, for starters, please, get out of here, and this was in some year, this is when it means, and i released tartyukha yartyufa baller, yes, yes, that means, now i ’ll run, i say: run, run , now it’s mainly just beer and from here, there , he ran to the district committee, he, i say, run, run, well, but there he was detained, he didn’t come back came running to me, and i went to rehearse, well , look at my face, they’re surprised, why can’t you calmly sit on your hip, but it would be hard for me now. look, lyubimov was expelled in 83, actually in december, then from january onwards there were secret concerns , our services were all secret, you know, classified, the desire to destroy taganka altogether, to deprive a loved one of citizenship, we went towards this until july. months shy soviet authorities, they needed someone who would head the theater and thereby deprive t

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nothing of the kind. everything didn't happen, but all this nonsense in rbc launched zadornov slightly you have to believe who zadornov ex or the current one went to india in russia, we are trying in india . it was just discussed by his colleague there, what to do with the hand, yes, you don’t understand, what we’re talking about, because screw you , where does it say oil, it has nothing to do with it at all, but you have some kind of roof, okay, but trade for oil is going on eh, we honestly vladimir comb out yes, we honestly allow throwing in such things, unfortunately, yes, then we seem to refute them. she really is, but this is basically manipulation. i don’t even know what version this is. yes indeed. let other people judge, but, nevertheless, the north, korea korea, of course, can help and improve relations between russia and china in areas that, well, let’s say directly, it’s difficult to carry out some things, but through north korea it will be convenient. it will be convenient. yes? well, all these military-technical issues, so to speak, and issues related directly to ukrainian

this mikhail zadornov was truly a talented satirist, that is , everyone understood, well, americans aree. there were a lot of things in africa that were for us, then against us. what i mean is that we and our successes today are largely determined mistakes. eh, the west is its own weakness. yes , it’s crap, so we need to move to a more active one, well according to the african algorithm. let's say if it's african yes, don't name it . okay, let's name it in europe, no , just a minute, well, belarus in europe well, excuse me , the authorities alexander grigorievich lukashenko played a significant role. we are here to help. or maybe it even decides everything, but this is the only exclusive, very specific example and the only one. sorry oh, syria i said europe by soviet space. i say right away, so when we start watching excuse me, kazakhstan kept, kazakhstan who? they have already begun to forget, but there was a peace operation. so there's a lot going on here? and here we are acting using other methods, not everything can be done, i like it, of course, maybe i would like it more , for sur

bags, but not even one of the americans would guess that they can be washed, premiere , mikhail zadornovhe evening news, woman, summer this year makes us incredibly happy, but it will end anyway, and we will again wrap ourselves in blankets, scarves, cover ourselves with pillows, in general, we will somehow create home comfort, curtains, the main thing is that nothing interferes with this comfort. for example, the amount of dust on these very pads, let's figure it all out, you know what many women talk about in the fall, about nesting syndrome, you are also drawn to creating coziness in the house, this is a craving for sorting things out, cleaning buying nice little things for the home is more than understandable, here is my favorite closet, my favorite blanket, pillows, fleece, wool and everything would be fine, but suddenly it’s not only you who love all of the above, let’s check it out together with senior researcher at the faculty of chemistry and moscow state university galina lomakina. now we will find out whether there are living microorganisms there. we take samples from a fleece