on march 8, my mother bought three roses for me to give to the teacher, i gave one rose to masha sinitsina in front of the screen i watched a movie about vampires. i quietly walked up from behind and kissed her on the neck. the scream was heard in the neighboring house. and one day masha and i were walking in the park near the pond. she climbed up to feed the ducks, but stumbled and fell into the water. i boldly and courageously rushed to the edge of the water and started shouting, come on, come on, row towards the shore as quickly as possible, move your hands, the little girl somehow got out of the water, looked at me with offense and said: why didn’t you rush into the water and pull me out? i say, are you crazy? today at school we got a manta vaccine, they said we can’t get it wet. and one day i tore classes throughout the school, told the girls that he had read in a scientific journal that eating garlic makes your breasts enlarge. the next day the whole school smelled of garlic, they called to the director, the director said that i was spreading rumors, that because of me the whole scho