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brandon found out that he'd earned first team honors. breaking nba news from espn's adrian wojnarowski. woj bomb for the 19th time in franchise history, the golden state warriors have placed am. >> let's go. >> brandon pajewski, who ranked among the top ten nba rookies in virtually every statistical category this season. quite an impressive accomplishment for the first year player out of santa clara. good. good stuff. yes, sir. >> okay. step one. done. we did it. all right, bro, we did it. >> well deserved, my man. thank you. yes, sir. absolutely. thank you. now, the first all-rookie. first team. first team. >> now trace jackson davis just missed the all-rookie second team by one vote. if he'd made it, the warriors would have had two players on the all rookie team for the first time since 1981. tj d taken with the 57th overall pick, providing rim protection as well as a lob threat dunking on wemby there. speaking of young players rising to the challenge, giants center fielder luis matos just named the nl player of the week. he's the first giant to win that award since brandon belt back in 2018, went ten for 26 with two homers, 16 rbi's, leading the giants to their first swe

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a brandon, good sub higher price, the same thing, which is on branded products that sells it, that much lower price. and what is it that brand ultimately is the personality of the product? in marketing, we have that. okay. there's sometimes that compared us that what is real bad? now you get off, are you a zebra? are you a hard? are you a lie? and so, but validate threats. so it'd be that also some aspects how you define about how you known as we will define isn't market segmentation. market segmentation means that the product is not just one marketing. the most common example is automobiles and all that about then market sleigh at the very top, you have the luxury brands like most of the bmw blue and the and the very bottom you have the, the model b as though even in model the they have about 70 market segments. so in luggage, one of our biggest successes in $78.00 was that we had started off with what both known as the big plastic. yeah, there was that was the only the product that only made it would be happy classic. and it was a slightly expensive product. what has changed now about

brandon: accepted. dr. okanlami: it is aps everyone active, but just like he has got on a pair of shoes to play basketball, being in a sport chair is not being in a medical device. it is a piece of sport equipment that everyone can use. if we have every local ymca offering for anyone who wants to play in the community, that child will have a team to play sports with them. keeping up with my 13-year-old and training to take him down. [laughter] emily: we will look forward to that particular matchup. thank you all soñ! much, thank u to our fantastic panel for being here, and thank you to everyone in the audience for being great participants and all the great questions. thank you so much. [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2024] [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. visit ncicap.org]

a joke? you chose axe! brandon: i knew i had good taste! er brand. >>> tonight, a cbs news investigation into dozens of election officials in key battleground states. many have promoted election conspiracies, including false claims about president biden's 2020 victory. cbs's caitlin huey-burns reports. >> reporter: here in washoe county, nevada, home to reno, republican tracy hilton thomas is campaigning for a seat on the county commission in one of the country's fiercest political battlegrounds. >> 2020 saw some things that should not have been going on. >> reporter: the five commissioners administer elections. they appoint the county's top election official, set the budget, and ultimately certify the results. >> we are adjourned. >> reporter: part of hilton thomas' campaign to oversee future presidential elections is fueled by her doubts about the last one. >> i do believe that there is interference in our elections. >> do you believe the results? >> i would have to say at this time, no, i do not. >> reporter: there is no evidence of wides

law enforcement officials arrested 23 kids and six adults after a wild brawl erupted outside of a brandona party there had been canceled. this all happened saturday night. the hillsborough county sheriff's office said deputies were responding to a call after learning about a big fight after the party was canceled because the people who were hosting the party didn't hire an off duty deputy, which is required. they got their money back, but that just seemed to set off the crowd which, as you point out, laura, estimates of upwards of over 400 people. they went off fighting, damaging businesses, stealing, disrupting operations, and more. >> i'm utterly outraged by that type of behavior. it is anarchy, it is chaos. this disruptive chaotic behavior that effects the safety of our community has no bearing here. this is unwarranted. this is -- will be not tolerated. >> i really like the way he nailed that. it will no not be tolerated. apprehended 23 jiewngets taken to assessment center. six adults booked into the orient road jail. they have all been charged with trespassing and more, laura? >> lau

emily: brandon, i wanted to ask you a little bit, you work with nba players who are absolutely well-knowntalkit about how they should be using their platform t mentaa and communicate with young people about wellness. brandon: we have a number of players across both ue has writ, has done speaking,y others, talking about this from their personal experience. everyone's experience is different and unique in their own way. but it's not absent from any of us. we all have something we should take care of in our own lives, and players speaking authentically to that makes it feel ok, especially for younger people to really wrestled with that and deal with it in their own way. emily: and working with the nba, i often think of them as physical activity, but he also mentioned there are■u folks on each team try to take care of the mental well-being of their players. talk about the nba's history with that, making sure there is a focus on the mental as well as the physical. brandon: yes. we try to put the same weight on both from the nexium investment and prioritization. in 2017, we worked with the play

brandon: i like that. shareef: reminds me of like a designer store. brandon: this smells like a candle.s a joke? you chose axe! brandon: i knew i had good taste! shareef: i thought that was a designer brand. [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome back to "the daily show." over the weekend, new york city mayor eric adams was in rome for a meeting with pope francis. and in a way, this meeting was always destined to be. because if you know eric adams' story, you know that, like the pope, he operates on a higher philosophical plane. america's mayors bus ghosts. but in 2021, new york city elected a mayor who wasn't just a doer. he was an enlightened thinker. >> no matter how much could come, life will shine through. that is my message of life. >> he saw his city as a playground of transcendental possibilities. >> this is a place where every day, you wake up, you can experience everything from a plane crashing into our trade center to a person who is celebrating their new business. that is why it is the greatest city on the globe. >> desi: yes. like a great meta-physicist, new york's mayor in

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place to reach 11 homeless, the season and what a day for the boston bruins and that child play a brandon called light in the morning. he was with his wife, but she gave pass it to the new baby son. you then see to florida and scold. what does that goes and a 51 when a, the passes that puts the ruins one came up with the best of 7 file series. that is all we have sports now. militia, charlotte, slowly, gem. i thank you very much. how long? quick story to bring you vietnam is mocking the 17th anniversary of its victory, the french forces. it's seen as a pivotal moment and ending french colonial rule. and what was in indo china, the us, the force of fronts and the conflict. the ultimately led to the vietnam war from 5 reports, a wage stove, 8 weeks in a remote board area, or of northern vietnam. the battle of jim getting food would have global repercussions. a modern french force defeated by a gorilla army, despite support from the united states. the battle and indo china is critical. and i expect the french, dwayne. it led to the us filling the void left by the defeated french, but they co

a large portion of it. and today the nba honored brandon for his efforts, naming him to the all-rookie team. day he spoke about the honor finding his voice as a young player amongst the vets. i think my. >> my leadership role within the team you know, the rookie. in organization like this, you know, you come in and you want to listen and learn and then you kind of take what you can from that and try to apply it. and for me as being natural leader, i think towards the end of the season, i was able to apply more. i think just getting more confidence, you know, not only on the court, but and off the floor, talking teammates stuff like that. >> and we're covering brandon his entire season at santa clara to got to pat ourselves on the back when we can. all right. here are the complete voting results for the all-rookie team. so here are the guys narrowly missed on one of the either the first or second team, as you can see, trayce jackson-davis just missed it. he finished with 42 votes. 43 would have put him on the second team. but t j d still had a great season. nonetheless, he probably would have

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and several protest is taken pot and a citizen at humboldt university. and brandon, a correspondent on an occasions that so the police have just started taking away some of the most vociferous of the protest. this 2 people dragged away sofa. it happened because a protest, those had 4 bottles of water to assist to sustain them during this process. they fanatic not for several hours and the arrival of those votes of office was the capitalist of the police to move in and direct people away. you can see there are still somewhere around about 30 people set. yes, facing costs in this price that they be here. what we're seeing, move up how to sign up and that sort of thing goes of the sort of slogans they have . the shante overlays throughout the owns the other side of the gate. so you can see what the police presence here. there is also another small, a price expert people seem similar songs, plugins, shots and that sort of thing. remember, the whole pharmacies wanted this process to be shut down some considerable time. a good question is, how much longer will the police