leslie jones!t to say, i know what you're thinking: i look good. [cheers and applause] very blessed, very hydrated. but that's because over the summer, i went to a little place called france. it was for the olympics. [cheers and applause] oh, what's that? you want to see pictures? no! it wouldn't be right to show you guys this picture of me looking so fine. [cheers and applause] it would be -- yas! it would be gauche. a word that i learned in france, when i was there doing the olympics. but while i was doing my eat, slay, love in france, i learned something very unfortunate that i want to talk to y'all about. while i was there, we were treated very rudely. and at first i thought it was because i was black. but that wasn't that! it actually was because i was american, which made me so sad! i was like, damn, can't y'all just be racist? but it turns out there's a lot of things about americans the world doesn't like. and you know what? i think i might agree with them. take our food. when i was in franc

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