klavdiya viktorovna saw a lonely sculpture.t seemed to her that it was the famous sculpture of david. she decided to chip off fragment as a keepsake. she took a huge stone. she hit the fragment with cobblestones, the scream knocked out the windows in the main building, and i would like to note that our sanatorium is of international level, foreigners are on holiday with us, please do not bother them. behave decently, otherwise there was an indescribable incident: a tourist from japan got a stye on his right eye, a pensioner from ryazan and klavdya viktorovna approached the japanese and decided to help him in our way, spit in the eye. she did not know how to say good evening in japanese, so said, hende hoh! the japanese raised his hands up in fear, lavdiya viktorovna took aim and spat in his right eye, but hit the left one. the spat-on japanese wanted to run away, you can't run away that easily, she grabbed him by the chest and said: open your eyes kasaki, who squinted, repeated the attempt, after the fifth attempt she hit the r