is a baby and scent him to meet joe mackey.ght, dr. jill biden dressed up as a panda for halloween. at an event in the white house. and as you can see, joe dressed as his favourite character from the walking dead. but it makes sense for jill to dress up like a panda. after all, she is owned by china and never has sex. joe love the costume, saying he always wanted a dalmatian as a child. this halloween weekend, the university of michigan is hosting a haunted house. so what makes that? for one, they keep the lights on. a new study shows there's not enough time in the universe for a team of monkeys to eventually type the works of shakespeare. but for a few bananas at a pot of coffee you will get a book by wednesday. mark cuban claim there are no strong, intelligent women around trump. i guess you could say the same thing about doug emhoff. [cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] >> greg: a group supporting kamala released an ad targeting women voters married to trump supporting husbands that said, no one is going to find o

hello, everyone, welcome to a special addition of gutfeld, i'm joe mackey, filling in for greg who is getting his black friday shopping done at 7-eleven. i hope he gets me a twinkie again this year. anyway, it's friday. you know what that means. let's welcome to knights gas! she is from the kennedy family with no influence. kennedy! he is in the documentary, women aren't funny and he often proves men aren't either. she has been to the e.r. more times than evel knievel. and his story has asked you to stop lifting weights, maritimes best selling author, meeting, former nwa world champion, tyrus! okay. before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> announcer: greg's leftovers. >> its leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. so if they do poorly, i will force joe to rub cranberry sauce all over my back. well, it is the day after thanksgiving. the day chris christie complains it is 364 days until next to the thanksgiving. but today i worked hard to get rid of 218 pounds. that's right, i put my aunt bernice back on a bus to pennsylvania. sources are denying that 50-ye

so if they suck, we'll tape joe mackey's eyes open and force him to watch jimmy kimmel. lefty meltdowns continue with dozens of kamala supporters pledging to never have sex with conservatives. trump supporters are calling it a win win. in response to these liberal women denying men sex, one man felt a great sense of relief. in a historic first, trump's next chief of staff will be a woman. i know i'm very happy for her, but don't worry, she has a driver. oh. siouxsie wiles becomes the first female chief of staff in u.s. history. and unlike female appointees, she has no penis. good for her real woman. so googling how to move to canada has become a popular search with liberals, along with how do i find someone to bang my wife? because they're all cuck. democrat strategist james carville was stunned by trump's reelection, saying, quote, i'm in a very, very dark tunnel right now, you know, as opposed to his usual tunnel where he stores his food pellets and larvae. espn stephen a smith told the view he could see donald trump's victory from a mile away. it's the same thing he s

so if they suck, we'll nominate joe mackey for secretary of getting punched in the face. eva longoria has announced she's leaving the united states. yeah. yeah. yeah. she's moving from california to mexico. her reason? fewer mexicans. we love our mexicans. now, some liberal women plan on protesting trump's victory by abstaining from sex with men. and this is supposed to be a punishment. what are you going to do next? deposit $500,000 into my bank account. even more, some of these women also plan on shaving their heads. hey, i've dated liberal women and their heads are the last thing that needs shaving. i mean, those armpits. am i right? that saves me. meanwhile, some women are moving abroad for a better quality of life. yeah. better quality of life for us. i had to move abroad once. that time, dana fell asleep in my gym bag. the cdc reported that america's std epidemic is slowing. they claim the declining rate has to do with one man ditching the dating apps. a new poll shows strong support for kamala harris running for governor of california. great news for doug emhoff. t

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the white house, nbc's janis mackey frayer looks at america's future relationship with north carolina, russia and china. you're watching a special holiday edition of "morning joee'll be right back. we'll be right back. it's time to grow your business. create a website. how? godaddy. coding... nah. but all that writing... nope. ai, done, built. let's get to work. create a beautiful website in minutes with godaddy. >>> when donald trump takes office for the second time he's going to be dealing with several hot spots around the world. a conflict in the middle east, growing tensions with iran, and a new concern over ukraine with vladimir putin now getting assistance from kim jong un's north korean troops. here's nbc news international correspondent janis mackey frayer. >> reporter: one of the more challenging policy issues facing any u.s. president is north carolina. while president-elect trump has said kim jong un missing him, it isn't clear whether that is the case. kim is now emboldened and he is no longer alone. donald trump has long touted his personal touch with leaders like xi jinping, vladimir putin, and kim jong un. >> you know, i got to know a lot of the

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