captain stubing. 20,000 leagues under the sea, perhaps. >> okay. about to dry land now? right. the holiday hot dog that is being described as a monstrosity. wait, what? sam's club is debuting. what? it calls its hot dog, combining the best of thanksgiving and christmas with mashed potatoes and christmas cookies. >> what? >> all in one. that is disgusting. that one is called the club mash up. they're also offering two other options. look at this one. it has pumpkin pie and candy canes. and season's meetings with turkey and prime rib. >> or you could create your own. here's catch. they're only being offered in nashville. dallas, but also here in new york. >> would you try this? >> i would not, but danny will write and then report back to you. >> you get some of those and try them. >> so you guys could not eat it. i would eat those. anything with a hot dog. i'm going to eat. pretty much. >> i just prefer the. you know what they call the dirty water dogs in new york city. >> the dogs? yeah. you get dirty water, dog. >> i don't want any part of any of i