speaking of gollum, giuliani had a rough moment at a walmart this weekend.was at a walmart in new jersey, and he was spotted shopping for hair dye. there he is, checking out the new colors. you know, there's sad and there's "shopping for hair dye on your jazzy scooter at walmart" sad. there's also "assistant who has to help rudy giuliani pick out hair dye" sad. unfortunately, rudy was unable to find the right tint at walmart, but he did find it across the street at autozone. that's what pure performance looks like, folks. donald trump is going around bragging that he made $500 million charging business leaders to meet him at mar-a-lago. meanwhile, the sad old vampire who ruined his life trying to steal the election for him is rolling around walmart looking for deals on just for men. i guess rudy is not on the list of ways to make america great again. trump is on a mission to bring back all the things we loved about this country. all the things we miss about this country. and when you see them all laid out for you, when you consider the sheer magnitude of all