. >> sinatra made 1400 records and not one was hating on tony bennett. >> i'm just saying. >> stevie wonder never made an album called ray charles can kiss my black. >> ass. i just. >> think it's sad when a rapper from california can't get along with a rapper from our 51st state. >> who. >> are neutral. instead of buying a scratch off ticket, just say to the clerk, excuse me, will you throw this dollar away for me? >> and. >> and before you say, but wait a minute, what if it's my lucky day? you're in a 7-eleven shoeless, buying a microwave. it's buying a microwave burrito with pocket change. yes, by all means, let's not break your lucky streak. >> uh. new rule. >> the owner of this dog has to admit that after all the brushing and shampooing and blow drying and trimming and primping to get it ready to compete at the westminster dog show, the moment she gets the dog home, she uses it to mop the floor. >> um. >> new rule if you're an undocumented alien protesting for your right to stay in america, have children that are automatically american and eventually become an american, maybe you