i�*m darren grimes, my friends. i'm darren grimes, and what a week it has been.hocking scenes as a short, shocking scenes. as a short, squabbling egomaniac publicly demanded more cash, more munitions and bigger security guarantees from the leader of the free world. for a moment, my friends, i thought i was watching an episode of the saturday five board meetings where a short squabbling alex where a short, squabbling alex armstrong demands more airtime, more social media clips, and a bigger slice of the budget. and just like sleepyjoe biden, just like sleepyjoe biden, i was often the one left nodding along, unsure of what i'd just along, unsure of what i�*d just agreed to. naturally, alex joins us tonight, fresh from his latest bid to increase his screen time. it's going quite screen time. it�*s going quite well. the man's addiction to television is so strong that if you cut him open, his blood type is hdmi. i hear he�*s now is hdmi. i hear he's now demanding a 24 hour live stream of himself, just in case he misses out on a single second of self—promotion. sadly,

i�*m darren grimes, my friends. i'm darren grimes, and what a week it has been.hocking scenes as a short, shocking scenes. as a short, squabbling egomaniac publicly demanded more cash, more munitions and bigger security guarantees from the leader of the free world. for a moment, my friends, i thought i was watching an episode of the saturday five board meetings where a short squabbling alex where a short, squabbling alex armstrong demands more airtime, more social media clips, and a bigger slice of the budget. and just like sleepyjoe biden, i was often the one left nodding along, unsure of what i'd just along, unsure of what i�*d just agreed to. naturally, alex joins us tonight, fresh from his latest bid to increase his screen time. it's going quite screen time. it�*s going quite well. the man's addiction to television is so strong that if you cut him open, his blood type is hdmi. i hear he�*s now is hdmi. i hear he's now demanding a 24 hour live stream of himself, just in case he misses out on a single second of self—promotion. sadly, we're without our fervent w

i'm darren grimes and i'm alongside emma trimble, who's just downed a pint.r renee alex armstrong, who hasn't downed a pint, and kyle wiltshire, who probably will down a pint. plenty more to come tonight. we'll be talking to the columnist. i forgot about this. i�*m very excited about this. brendan o'neill is going to be joining us, of course, from spiked, about the garcia documentary by the bbc and not related, but beaver's going to be our ultimate saviour to climate change. i learn something new every day, i tell you. it's 8 pm. and this is the saturday five. i've no idea. beaver mad this channel? >> oh. >> 0h. >> 0h. >> still to come, we'll. bring you our highlights in our high five. then we'll be answering your questions and ask the five. send them through to gbnews.com/advent. and don't gbnews.com/advent. and don�*t forget to vote for me in our poll. >> 0h, poll. >> oh, i�*m winning your favourite five. >> i win by default again. >> i win by default again. >> where i�*m winning 0%. >> where i�*m winning 0%. >> it's the vote will close. >> it�*s the vote w