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if he insulted america any worse jane fonda would have banged him. [applause] thank you.er know what works. [laughter] talk about a disaster. that may have been the messiest scene in the oval office since blue clinton used a blue dress for target practice. in the interest of world peace let's adjust zelenskyy correctly. dude a, you have to drop the napoleon complex. is a short guy i am an expert. i know what it is like to have a parade described to me as a 12 year old. but you have to accept you need us far more than we need you. the same thing i told my foster kids. and however right just -- right just your cause is americans voted for another guy -- for a guy who doesn't want to empty and they were because treasury into a graveyard to. this is in 2022 when you were dealing with the old man who couldn't tell you right from "gilligan's island". things have changed. for all of the trump of trump being a fascist right now trump and his crew are the only ones talking piece because just like the chaos of an open border or the crime cost by defunding the peace, war sure looks

yeah, charlize theron, anne hathaway, kim basinger, mira sorvino, jane fonda, liza minnelli, elizabeth donna reed, jo van fleet, shirley jones, lila kedrova, shelley winters, susan hayward and helen hayes. that whore. >> who. oh. oh. >> more prostitutes have gone home with oscars than charlie sheen. and seven more hooker portrayers have been nominated. yeah. julie, julia roberts, elizabeth shue, audrey hepburn, julie christie, jodie foster, madeline kahn and yes, jon voight in midnight cowboy. >> oh. it's true. that's 20. >> 20 women and one guy. shame on you, hollywood. i thought you cared about diversity. >> and finally. uh, new. >> rule to everyone who's been stopping me lately and asking bill if by some weird fluke, stephen a smith doesn't run for president. who are we going to get? well, i'm going to tell you. but first, a word from common sense. the the democratic party's current approval rating is 21%, which is only slightly more popular than kanye's swastika shirts. maybe that's why, according to a new gallup poll, 45% of democrats want the party to move to the center, which is

if we would have insulted america any worse, jane fonda would have banged him. talk about. >> thank you. >> you never know what works. but talk about a disaster. that may have been the messiest scene in the oval office since bill clinton used a blue dress for target practice. so, in the interest of world peace, let's address zelensky directly. dude, you got to drop the napoleon complex. as a short guy, i'm an expert. i know what it's like to have a parade described to me by a tall 12 year old. but you got to accept that you need us far more than we need you. it's the same thing i told my foster kids. god. and however righteous your cause is. america voted for a guy who doesn't want to embroil this country in another war. where we empty the treasury into an endless graveyard. this isn't 2022, and you're not dealing with an old man who couldn't tell europe from gilligan's island. a lot's changed. first of all, for all the talk of trump being a fascist right now, it's trump and his crew who are the only ones talking peace. because just like the chaos of an open bor