women to give him their room keys so he can clean their bathrooms, comedian joe machi!ian fell out. host of kennedy saves the world podcast the kennedy! brian periods. >> yes? >> greg: you host a show called "fox & friends". >> which is why i'm perfect for tonight's talking points. >> greg: it is ironic you are on fox but never have friends on. >> it is true. >> greg: but you understand what i'm saying friends are people that are you the harsh truth and you can't tell harsh truths and a liberal world because you will get canceled. >> i was thinking a lot about this and when i went to college, around the same age as you, nobody really new politics. maybe berkeley is a different from any school you could go to. >> greg: mind is a real school. >> i'm sure that is not on your resume. >> greg: long island. is that a fake school? it sounds like a sitcom college i'm off to long island university, mom! [applause] okay, it is real i apologized apologize. some online correspondent thing. >> it is the teddy roosevelt's school of that they have so many great schools they have a vet

did not use this week and as always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will make joe machiiden's condo on epstein island. hasn't been touched in years. this is the weekend we set our clocks forward an hour. great, just what fox needs, an older audience. [laughter] fair and balanced. joy behar says she would never donate a kidney to save the life of a trump voter. she could not anyways because science has not perfected pick to human kidney transplants. [applause] you are coming around. pam bondi says she received a truckload more of epstein documents. unfortunately this is the woman driving the truck. the trump administration put a one dollar limits on government credit cards. now members of congress have to use cash to pay for electrolysis. [laughter] a woman who gave up a good drop to pursue her passion for dumpster diving is claiming she has already saved $50,000. she has never looked happier. [applause] as part of a promotion a 60-foot long balloon a body double of kim kardashian appeared in times square. it is made entirely out of rubber and plastic, and so is the ballo

not use this weekend is always it is my first time reading them so if they suck we will slather joe machi barbecue sauce and feed him to j.b. pritzker. on a flight to italy a couple was forced to sit beside a dead passenger. big deal, i sleep next to one every night and one woman. former vp nominee tim walz is now doing stand-up comedy. kamala showed up to support them because she heard there was an 80 during minimum. attorney general pam bob -- pam bondi accused the fbi of hiding thousands of epstein documents. the fbi put them in a place nobody would look, joy behar it's back fact. to denver strip clubs were ordered to pay nearly 14 million for wage theft. not only that all 14 million must be in the form of crumpled 20s. but industry experts say it is the first time that strippers were the ones left stiff. i thought about that one as well. and made a tractor-trailer carrying frozen curling fries caught fire on the highway. now i need a new tractor-trailer said one manner. dylan mulvaney is coming out with a book about his transformation from a guy to a guy who says he is a check. it is

comedian joe machi. and she used to be a veejay. and i don't mean an indian fella. host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. >> kennedy. >> brian. >> yes? >> you actually host a show called fox and friends, right? >> that's why i thought i was perfect for today's talking points. >> yes. it's kind of interesting and ironic that you are on fox, but you never have friends on. >> right? it's true. >> but do they? but you understand what i'm saying? it's like friends are the people that tell you the harsh truths. >> absolutely. >> and you can't tell hearth truths, harsh truths in a liberal world because you'll get canceled. >> so i was thinking a lot about this and that when i went to college, around the same age as you, no one really knew politics. i mean, maybe berkeley is different from long island university. you could never get. >> into real school. >> yeah. that's right. if you call berkeley a real school, i'm sure that's not on your resume. >> island university. >> you couldn't have gotten in. is that a fake school? right? that sounds like. >> a sitcom college.