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i'm michael kosta. tonight donald trump unites half the country, democrats keep staples in business, and mice finally get their own culture were carried let's get into our ongoing segment, "the second coming of donald j. trump." his ago musical. >> i'm going to come. >> michael: last night donald trump gave his first joint address to congress of his new term, and i've got to tell you, as a kid it was a bit of a civics nerd, i used to think these were pretty sweet events. you've got the president, the supreme court, every member of congress in the same room. it's basically the oscars for people with loose skin. but these days, a speech to congress is just a theatrical production where everybody has a role and they slip right into it. so, places, everyone! democrats showed up in full wardrobe, dressed in pink as a symbolic protest against people who wanted them to do something meaningful. they came with props too, holding up little paddles like they were ready to give mike johnson a naughty little spankin

i'm michael kosta.rapped up his joint address to congress, and we'll have full coverage on it tomorrow. but tonight: republicans want to start cleaning up chicken shit, joe biden crop-dusted the economy on his way out, and relations with canada are "aboot" to get ugly. but first, our ongoing segment, "the second coming of donald j. trump." ♪ ♪ >> i'm gonna come. >> michael: donald trump has been busy. in the past couple of days, he's switched sides in the war in ukraine, announced a national crypto reserve, and dismantled the national weather service, because part of the fun of experiencing a category 5 hurricane is the surprise! trump's been so busy that i was getting worried he'd forgotten his plan to start a north american trade war. but my boy? he put it on the cal. >> we begin with the breaking news in america's escalating trade war, and it's dramatic. >> a global trade war kicked off at the stroke of midnight. president trump's 25% tariffs on canada and mexico are now in effect. >> michael: yeah,

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