the lambs." [ laughter ] president trump signed an executive order on saturday, designating english as the official language of the u.s. which means that from now on, this guy will be known as mark [ light laughter ] in a new interview, democratic senator chris murphy said that he regrets voting to confirm secretary of state marco rubio and added that he thought rubio was going to, quote, stand up to trump. he also said he thought "madame web" was going to win best picture. [ laughter ] the academy awards were held last night, and adrien brody won best actor for his role in "the brutalist." unfortunately -- brody's speech was rudely interrupted by the sunrise. [ laughter ] president trump's physician has announced that next month trump will undergo an annual physical. he wanted to give us a heads up so we wouldn't be surprised by the cone. [ light laughter ] they say it's for the stitches. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know, kind of looks like he's in a "wizard of oz" bubble. [ laughter ] authorities in colombia recently arrested a man who allegedly attempted to board a flight with more than $10,000 worth of cocaine hidden under his toupee. bad idea to hide your drugs under